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#32 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
Stolen from Lego robot

User avatar #29 - JesuschristofAZ (01/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of "God Bless America". You should really watch it.
#25 - fourthusername (01/27/2013) [-]
I agree with OP, if anyone is less intelligent than me or wants to pick up free candy they deserve a piece of shrapnel lodged into their brain
User avatar #50 to #25 - Icedangel (01/27/2013) [-]
So what about the people who are smarter then you and think you should take shrapnel to the brain?
#221 to #50 - fourthusername (01/27/2013) [-]
If that it was it takes, I will do it
User avatar #24 - digits (01/27/2013) [-]
> IQ rises
> Obama leads polls

explain that **** then
User avatar #27 to #24 - mrgoodbunny (01/27/2013) [-]
Well, you see, the joke is, (in case you missed it)
The guy painted grenades different hues, and nailed the pins into the ground. in order to lure small children and anyone with lower than average intelligence to pick them up, resulting in a explosion.
Thus, with many unintelligent people killed in the blasts, the IQ was raised.
And Obama is leading in polls because this was drawn before the 2012 election, where Obama was heavily favored over John McCain.
#28 to #27 - digits (01/27/2013) [-]
but if all the idiots are dead....



then how did Obama lead in the polls?
#70 to #28 - ronyx (01/27/2013) [-]
Boy, you sure do sound like a very intelligent folk.
User avatar #33 to #28 - bromop (01/27/2013) [-]
AHHAHAH
#31 to #28 - curbed (01/27/2013) [-]
Please no, for the love of God, don't try to start a political **** storm...
User avatar #30 to #28 - mrgoodbunny (01/27/2013) [-]
lets not start this.
#20 - jurkowski (01/27/2013) [-]
**jurkowski rolled a random image posted in comment #2672647 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Wouldn't killing all the idiots actually drop the average person's IQ? As has been mentioned before, IQ is centered around 100 always being average, with the actual average being anywhere from 95-105. If you killed everyone below 100, people with previously high IQs would have their IQ number lowered to match the new average.
#26 to #20 - twodarray (01/27/2013) [-]
No, we actually don't know.
Let us say p1 is the percent of people who are above average before idiots are killed
and let us say p2 is the percent of people who are above average after idiots are killed
if p2 > p1, then the average is increased
if p1 > p2, then the average is decreased

you need less % of above average people to make the average go down

we would be able to find out the answer if the standard deviation was a lot lower, though.
#21 to #20 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
so technically the average person's IQ never changes

>no logic
#22 to #21 - jurkowski (01/27/2013) [-]
No, the average person's IQ would change, as the death of many people would change the definition of the average person. I avoided phrasing it as the comic does as being the group's average IQ, as that number would not change, at least not by much.
User avatar #19 - patrickmiller (01/27/2013) [-]
is this a joke about religion or just dumb people? Because i think most people would pick up a random Easter egg Christian or not....
#18 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
Take out all of Oregon pls

I donot like it here
User avatar #16 - thatscrewedupkid (01/27/2013) [-]
good one phil
+1
#14 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #14 - jokeface (01/27/2013) [-]
Productive.
#12 - lycoris (01/27/2013) [-]
This face.
#209 to #155 - holmesc (01/27/2013) [-]
I think I lost my breath...
+73
#10 - cakeisawesome **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#193 to #10 - jouten (01/27/2013) [-]
That's because you're curious. OP would only kill people who want to find out stuff. He'd probably kill more smart people and children than any stupid people that way.
User avatar #11 to #10 - codyxvasco (01/27/2013) [-]
Exactly.
#8 - steckenrider (01/27/2013) [-]
ME AM STOOPID AND DOES NOT GET JOEK, EXPLAIN TO ME!
User avatar #9 to #8 - moldybreadcrumb (01/27/2013) [-]
The man painted grenades to look like easter eggs and pinned them to the sidewalk. Dumb people ran to pull them from the nails, cooking them, which then blew up and kill them.
User avatar #178 to #9 - nefarian (01/27/2013) [-]
I think it would explode before they cooked it
User avatar #38 to #9 - ccamp (01/27/2013) [-]
why does picking up an easter egg make you dumb?
User avatar #46 to #38 - jokeface (01/27/2013) [-]
Because a smart person would be able to see that the pin is nailed to the ground and therefore deduce that pulling the grenade away from it would cause the pin to be pulled resulting in an explosion.
User avatar #52 to #46 - infamoustrapper (01/27/2013) [-]
who in their right mind would assume an easter egg on the ground is a grenade...
User avatar #54 to #52 - jokeface (01/27/2013) [-]
See, you'd be one of the people that gets blown up.
#88 to #54 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
because 5 year olds know all about how grenades work
User avatar #93 to #88 - jokeface (01/27/2013) [-]
If you're gonna take a comic that seriously then why the **** are you on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #47 to #46 - ccamp (01/27/2013) [-]
ah.
#7 - SirSheepy (01/27/2013) [-]
the average iq is always 100
User avatar #197 to #7 - ckott **User deleted account** (01/27/2013) [-]
average IQ in the US is 98.
#156 to #7 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
only if it is constantly calibrated, that is like saying that a dollar is always worth a dollar, inflation happens
User avatar #141 to #7 - KillinTime (01/27/2013) [-]
the iq is just the ability to learn
having a high iq does not make you smart, it's just easier to learn
ofc you can still refuse to learn and be an idiot
User avatar #157 to #141 - wiredgal (01/27/2013) [-]
No, he means that the whole point of the IQ system is that the world average is 100.
So if everyone got smarter, the average would still be 100, but it would mean something slightly different.
User avatar #119 to #7 - waaw (01/27/2013) [-]
He only did it in America. Everywhere else kept their stupid people, so there would probably only be a small adjustment, because USA has about 4% of the world's population.
User avatar #55 to #7 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Then why the **** does everyone seem so stupid to me?
User avatar #89 to #55 - ienjoyrofling (01/27/2013) [-]
Everyone you meet is smarter than you in some way. Everyone you meet can do something better than you can. While someone may seem stupid to you, due to a judgement based on 'They can't do math that well, therefore they are stupid' to them, the fact that you can't change your own oil, or some other handy-work skill, makes them think 'Sheesh, is this guy STUPID or what?'
User avatar #91 to #89 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I don't think they're stupid for not doing math though.
I think they're stupid because everyone seems mindless, driven by what society tells them to do, not what they want, following every new trend like they die if they don't, it confuses me.
User avatar #123 to #91 - asmodeu (01/27/2013) [-]
Aw boy...

Did you know that there are several types of intelligence ? (about 8-9 - as proposed by Howard Gardner). As per the individual who left the previous comment, he is right. There is also another possible solution - that where you are an arrogant prick.
User avatar #145 to #123 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Or maybe I've had 4 hours of sleep and have no shortage of contempt for humans.
#101 to #100 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
But I don't ride trains.
User avatar #94 to #91 - ienjoyrofling (01/27/2013) [-]
But isn't good for them? To be in a mindless stupor of just happiness? Granite, a very worthless and meaningless happiness, but nevertheless, they still enjoy who they are and what not. And frankly, you might find it odd to see that 'I must do what society tells me' kind of people, are as evenly matched as 'I MUSN'T do what society tells me' because they're 2edgy4u, besides, we all follow a few trends ourself, nobody can deny that.
User avatar #95 to #94 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I guess but, I don't follow trends. Following a trend implies I like it because others do.

I like something because I like it, I hate something because I hate it, it's real simple.
User avatar #96 to #95 - ienjoyrofling (01/27/2013) [-]
Actually, a trend just implies something getting popular, while you may not like it because of friends, a lot of people, even without knowing it, are heavily influenced by friends/family. Now, I get 'following a trend' is different from just a 'trend,' before you hop on that train.
User avatar #97 to #96 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Nope lost me, I'm running on a few hours of sleep.
User avatar #98 to #97 - ienjoyrofling (01/27/2013) [-]
As am I, on that note, I'm going to go ****** some Z's. Have a good one, Mack.
User avatar #99 to #98 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I'd go to sleep too if only the ******* RAIN AND WIND WOULD STOP.
#87 to #55 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
because you are the stupid one
#13 to #7 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
ye, it should be, but it's about 95...
+3
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User avatar #188 to #4 - maxismahname (01/27/2013) [-]
goddamn it, if i were on this content 19 hours earlier, i would have been top comment.
#6 to #4 - spamzor ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
50 years from now, I will have wrought my diabolical plans upon this world, and THIS will be mfw.
User avatar #2 - lothet (01/26/2013) [-]
Easter is upon us!!!! THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!!
#1 - imagicialotv (01/26/2013) [-]
I'M GOING TO DO IT!
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