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#125 - robodarkvision (01/27/2013) [-]
Put cat footwear on it!
Put cat footwear on it!
User avatar #126 to #125 - robodarkvision (01/27/2013) [-]
*make it wear cat footwear
#124 - N. Korean citizen (01/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#162 to #124 - gladiuss (01/27/2013) [-]
MIND taker.
User avatar #128 to #124 - kiratheunholy (01/27/2013) [-]
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#123 - underporches (01/27/2013) [-]
Then you roll over on it in your sleep and BOOM, Christmas is ruined.
#120 - princeofbrokensoul (01/27/2013) [-]
I was expecting him to eat it... WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!
I was expecting him to eat it... WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!
#115 - satexas (01/27/2013) [-]
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#163 to #115 - gladiuss (01/27/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
User avatar #112 - liketofap (01/27/2013) [-]
**liketofap rolls 223,648,191** these numbers will add to 48 or I will kill the kitty. Good thing theyre totally gonna add to 48. :)
#121 to #112 - N. Korean citizen (01/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 156,582,250** these numbers will add up to 38
#114 to #112 - sinisterainbow (01/27/2013) [-]
22 - 3+6+4+8+1+9+1 = 48

SAVED A KITTY!
#110 - nzphunter ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Catnip: not even once.
Catnip: not even once.
#108 - frigidalt ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
These comments please me
User avatar #107 - patriotprideboy ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
**patriotprideboy rolls 748** If I roll trips I will delete my account
#104 - fuckinniggers (01/27/2013) [-]
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#101 - thedevilsriddle (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #152 to #101 - xtrem (01/27/2013) [-]
i am dying laughing here , the cat is running with the bag on
#103 to #100 - brothergrimm (01/27/2013) [-]
is it time to co clubbing?!
#96 - N. Korean citizen (01/27/2013) [-]
....whenever i get a kitten, and it tries to wake me up.. always,always has shit on its little paws.
#95 - Foltzie (01/27/2013) [-]
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#94 - hypervamppkid (01/27/2013) [-]
I few months later
User avatar #97 to #94 - hypervamppkid (01/27/2013) [-]
*A
#92 - argonaughty (01/27/2013) [-]
Awwwhh
Awwwhh
#88 - kotushk (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #88 - pianoasis (01/27/2013) [-]
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW PONIES = THUMBS DOWN
User avatar #116 to #105 - kotushk (01/27/2013) [-]
What TopDawg said. Thumb me up or down, I really don't give a damn. Nonexistent, nonpurposeful, completely pointless thumbs don't make or break my life if I get red or green versions.
#111 to #105 - TopDawg (01/27/2013) [-]
Most of the time we -really- could not care less about some stupid fucking thumbs.
User avatar #87 - zombielovez (01/27/2013) [-]
and then he rolled over and killed said cat
#85 - cadaverbox ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
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