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#87 - shinobidesu
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(01/27/2013) [-]
**** dat crazy how nature do dat
#79 - steavo
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(01/27/2013) [-]
It ******* worked, didn't it?
#83 to #79 - KayRed
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I think you're missing the point of the joke. Look at the tittle.
#189 to #83 - steavo
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(01/27/2013) [-]
And my comment was referring to the title. The bath worked.
#190 to #189 - KayRed
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Well, when you put it like that, yes, your mom is infact cleaner.
#77 - Cleavland Steamer
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#52 - DrollHumor
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Was that supposed to happen?
#55 to #52 - iitroxic
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Yes it's how they launch most ships.
#56 to #55 - DrollHumor
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I guess it is effective but it seems rather crude.
#96 to #56 - WitchKingTroll
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I like to whisper too
#81 to #56 - bluejupiter
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(01/27/2013) [-]
"If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid" -Military.
#59 to #56 - skrynox
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Crude you ask? Did you expect anything different from your mom?
#57 to #56 - iitroxic
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Agreed, but it is indeed effective.
#61 to #57 - SgtBaha
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(01/27/2013) [-]
HEY GUYS, WHY YA WHISPERING?
#78 to #61 - darthblam
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(01/27/2013) [-]






I ALSO ENJOY SAYING THINGS LOUDLY!
#72 to #61 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Because were hungover and I'm still trying to figure out why the hell I have a tattoo on my ass that says, "Property of Monica". Who the hell is she???
#62 to #61 - iitroxic
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(01/27/2013) [-]
MY ********* EARS JESUS CHRIST MAN CAN'T YOU QUIET DOWN?
#63 to #62 - SgtBaha
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Sorry!
#64 to #63 - iitroxic
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Thanks...
#48 - vladhellsing
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(01/27/2013) [-]
#45 - kingpokerface
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I would pay to be in the bridge when this happens.
#86 to #45 - karson
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I can tell it would be horrible. over the summer I spent a week on a 86 foot patrol boat(pic) doing offshore patrols. it feels really top heavy and sways about 15 feet from side to side in normal seas, and that took some getting used to. the inside of the bride has handrails covering basically everything, cause if you don't hang on, you can easily get knocked around. We rode out a storm, and that **** was swaying 20 feet side to side, and it was ******* horrifying. So I can tell you, I would not want to be on the bridge of that ship, which looks to be swaying about 30 feet, or probably more. **** that.
#104 to #86 - kingpokerface
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(01/27/2013) [-]
To be fair, you did say you were in a storm, which I admit I would probably be scared ********. But in a situation like the content, and if they pad it or something, it has the potential to be pretty fun.
#184 to #104 - karson
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(01/27/2013) [-]
true, But if it were me I'd want something pretty solid to hold on to. haha
#68 to #45 - bigbeaufort ONLINE
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(01/27/2013) [-]
So.... you'd pay to get slammed against the side a wall, and possibly suffer: a concussion, internal bleeding, broken bones, and possibly even death?
#71 to #68 - kingpokerface
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Why the **** not? I'm not currently doing anything of significance.
#95 to #71 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
This guy is the definition of Yolo
#100 to #95 - kingpokerface
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Eww, no.
#69 to #68 - noseses
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(01/27/2013) [-]
worth it
#42 - valyn
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(01/27/2013) [-]
thats nothing. when the japanese launched the super-battleship Yamato it created a wave that flooded half the damn city
#38 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
**** you! Don't you talk about my mother! My mother was a saint!
#85 to #38 - huntergriff
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Not in bed she wasn't...Goddamn she's into kinky ****.
#33 - aguta
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#31 - happygrowman
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(01/27/2013) [-]
thats not how you do it.
#90 to #31 - popkornking
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#23 - brokentrucker ONLINE
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Would it not make more sense to build the boat so that it points out to sea and launch it as such so it doesn't do it's best imitation of a Weeble?
#28 to #23 - anthonyh
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(01/27/2013) [-]
That's good and all except for the simple fact that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
#29 to #28 - brokentrucker ONLINE
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(01/27/2013) [-]
THE GOD DAMNED BOAT DIDN'T FALL DOWN.
#30 to #29 - anthonyh
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I know. So since it was doing an imitation of a Weeble, there was no chance of it falling down.
#25 to #23 - reduxalicious
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(01/27/2013) [-]
The water-way they are launching into can't support a Stern-First launch or they don't have the Stern-First system in place at that Dry-Dock. This method right here is a very common method for ships that traverse waterways/lakes, Most of your deep sea ships now day's are floated out. IE- They fill up the dry dock with water and tug's pull her out.
#54 to #25 - strikeoflightning
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(01/27/2013) [-]
But if it can't be sideways in the water way...

how does it turn around?
#67 to #54 - reduxalicious
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Most water-ways have spots for ships to turn around in, Or they'll just back out--If you're ever in the Cleveland area in the summer-time you'll see 600 footer ships go up the cuyahoga river--There's no spot to turn around unless they take it to the end, SO they just back it all the way out.
#70 to #67 - strikeoflightning
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like too much work. The obvious solution is to make boats have motors on both sides and make it be able to go backwards and forward interchangeably.
#75 to #70 - reduxalicious
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(01/27/2013) [-]
They can back out just fine using the main engine's, How we did it in Cleveland is just back up, use our Stern and Bow thrusters for steering and post look outs on the stern and bow. Though most fairies have the dual engine system.
#41 to #25 - texasredneck
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(01/27/2013) [-]
You, sir, are a knowledgeable fellow. I tip my hat to you.
#46 to #41 - reduxalicious
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Thank you sir! I happen to just know about these kinds of things because I work for Maersk Line.
#26 to #25 - brokentrucker ONLINE
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(01/27/2013) [-]
And here I was expecting to be questioned on what the **** a Weeble was. Instead I get edumacated. Excellent.
#22 - thickmelonskin
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(01/27/2013) [-]
your mom also has dozens of men watching her enter said bath
#19 - slootyslooot
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I have never actually thought about how huge ******* ships got into the water... They always just... appeared..... and I live right by Puget Sound...
#34 to #19 - griphun
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I always wondered how they did as a kid. When I found out, it blew my mind. You should watch the dramatization of the life of the Titanic. Pretty sick.
#17 - jackhoffman
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I keep watching it waiting for the ship to capsize...
#35 to #17 - ponyfcker
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I just read your name as
jack off, man
#188 to #35 - jackhoffman
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(01/27/2013) [-]
SIR, get you're mind out of the gutter!
#60 to #35 - blarde
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(01/27/2013) [-]
so did i.
#16 - nintendolover
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Man, imagine being inside the ship's cockpit.
Man, imagine being inside the ship's cockpit.
#18 to #16 - thatscrewedupkid
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(01/27/2013) [-]
bridge, its called a bridge
#51 to #18 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
The cockpit has the controls to the rudders.
#24 to #18 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Actually, that looks like a boat, not a ship. (Yes, there's a difference.) So it's just called the wheelhouse.
#37 to #24 - churrundo
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(01/27/2013) [-]
could you elaborate on the difference?
#50 to #37 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
There are a few smaller differences, but the main thing is size. If you look up pictures of ships you'll see the difference between them and the vessel in the gif. If I had to guess, it looks like an offshore boat of some sort. if you look up Offshore Supply Vessels, those are the largest vessels I know of that are still considered boats.
#131 to #50 - fluffyz
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Random Anon getting thumbed down for giving a thought-out, informed comment?

For shame. For what it's worth, I thumbed you back up.
#32 to #24 - thatscrewedupkid
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(01/27/2013) [-]
regardless, not a cockpit
#20 to #18 - nintendolover
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(01/27/2013) [-]
whoops
#14 - optimos
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(01/27/2013) [-]
#9 - parttimezombie
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(01/26/2013) [-]
strap me on that ****** with a gopro!
#7 - moofiefoof
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(01/26/2013) [-]
i like how no one looked worried
#8 to #7 - shitshute
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(01/26/2013) [-]
thats how you deploy ships into the water.. just look up deploying ships. its pretty cool actually.
#6 - KayRed
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Watson, what have you done?
Watson, what have you done?
#5 - draezeth
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Everything went better than expected!
#159 to #5 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Nuju earlier today now matau.
What next, Vakama? Onewa?
#191 to #159 - draezeth
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(01/27/2013) [-]
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#10 to #5 - luidias
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Holy **** I saw that bionicle movie when I was younger.

I still got that **** on VHS.