Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#17 - happygrowman (01/27/2013) [-]
accidently knocked off a bottle of coke off the shelf once in the store, it went fizzing away like a rocket into the discount section. most awkward moment of my life....just standing there, trying to decide whether or not i should pick up the now empty bottle while people stare at me like i just 						****					 myself in the elevator.   
   
   
...never going back to albertsons.
accidently knocked off a bottle of coke off the shelf once in the store, it went fizzing away like a rocket into the discount section. most awkward moment of my life....just standing there, trying to decide whether or not i should pick up the now empty bottle while people stare at me like i just **** myself in the elevator.


...never going back to albertsons.
User avatar #25 to #17 - darthblam (01/27/2013) [-]
Had something similar happen to me. But it was inside the kitchen of my house... the bottle fell down directly on its cap and ******* exploded into the air, causing soda to rain down from the ceiling all over the floor... it was not fun cleaning up.
#13 - Zyklone (01/27/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#15 to #13 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
That's what you get for using potatoes for internet.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Zyklone (01/27/2013) [-]
or having 3 comps on 1 router
User avatar #32 to #16 - ofmiceandmen (01/27/2013) [-]
4 computers.
Xbox.
3 phones connected to Wi-Fi.

Loaded in like 2 seconds.
User avatar #18 to #16 - dumbandyoung (01/27/2013) [-]
My router:

3 comps
xbox
playstation
3 phones

gif stiff loaded in 5 seconds
User avatar #113 to #18 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
are you asian?
User avatar #182 to #113 - dumbandyoung (01/27/2013) [-]
German
#12 - sammyjankiis (01/27/2013) [-]
oops.
oops.
#92 to #12 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#29 to #12 - jaydarkwater (01/27/2013) [-]
Whoever's behind the camera has slow reflexes
User avatar #106 to #29 - bookyle (01/27/2013) [-]
Na, most likely he was looking at the video while it was recording with the screen or through the viewfinder. Keep in mind that what you see on the screen lags behind like half a second, so by the time he saw it flying toward him on the screen, he don't have enough time to react.
#10 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#9 - flutterkrieg (01/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 to #9 - jamalziane (01/27/2013) [-]
mcdonalds subliminal messaging right there
User avatar #48 to #19 - DrPeppir ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Actually its from a Japanese McDonalds commercial, whoever did the gif probably added it.
Look up McRolled.
#185 to #48 - jamalziane (02/10/2013) [-]
Thanks for taking me to the weird part of the internet.****
User avatar #20 to #19 - flutterkrieg (01/27/2013) [-]
Never noticed that before :o
#6 - krizz (01/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
oops
-1
#5 - awesomenorwegian has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - fromtheinternet (01/26/2013) [-]
title?
User avatar #3 - seboultura (01/26/2013) [-]
from a french commercial (conforama) : www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzvG_92cbdQ
#2 - teranin ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
 Friends (0)