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#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
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User avatar #94 to #90 - kookiefrankus (01/27/2013) [-]
Any chance FJ magical fairy princess could write an auto-delete code or something. Spammer puts the same thing. Be easy to find.
User avatar #102 to #94 - snakefire (01/27/2013) [-]
>change by one character
#100 to #94 - cheastnut (01/27/2013) [-]
forget it dude.
#119 to #77 - basham (01/27/2013) [-]
**basham rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Facebook (2) ** I can honestly say, I'd **** that.
User avatar #93 to #77 - oliverholes (01/27/2013) [-]
Alright **** everything.
#68 - liketofap (01/27/2013) [-]
**liketofap rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at > tfw no gf ** dad's face when
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
User avatar #70 to #67 - lapsushominum (01/27/2013) [-]
At the time of me replying to this, it has a thumb up. What.
User avatar #72 to #70 - deiignis (01/27/2013) [-]
I managed to take him back down to 0...you're welcome.
User avatar #74 to #72 - lapsushominum (01/27/2013) [-]
Thank you sir.
User avatar #65 - duathdaert (01/27/2013) [-]
First thought was that it was diarrhea...FJ.....
#57 - soggytomatoe (01/27/2013) [-]
1) Buy mint mentos
2) Attach one to string
3) Place inside of a diet coke bottle enough so it's not touching the soda
4) Place in fridge
5) The next person who wants soda is now ******
#135 to #57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
tried it last summer....
the mento slipped from the string and it exploded in my face...
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User avatar #60 to #59 - soggytomatoe (01/27/2013) [-]
You place the mento inside of the bottle where there is no soda. Just enough for it not to explode in your face. Here's a video explaining it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7snzOvN1bO0
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#62 to #61 - soggytomatoe (01/27/2013) [-]
Do you understand now? The place that's near the top. That's where you put it.
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#66 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Get out.
#56 - trojanmannn ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
#53 - hadeslord (01/27/2013) [-]
mfw soon as he opened the pop,the bass hit in this song...
mfw soon as he opened the pop,the bass hit in this song...
#51 - beavisnbutthead (01/27/2013) [-]
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#49 - wifflewaffle (01/27/2013) [-]
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#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 61** 48.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
And that's how you were conceived sweety...
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#37 - thebrownkid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#139 to #37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 92** I WILL GET SOME!
User avatar #69 to #37 - toradorable (01/27/2013) [-]
**toradorable rolls 36** We first time roll here?
#58 to #37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 04** you guys can't get dubs like me
User avatar #55 to #37 - lightningfox (01/27/2013) [-]
**lightningfox rolls 67**

no one's getting dubs :'(
#52 to #37 - hadeslord (01/27/2013) [-]
**hadeslord rolls 63** never gotten dubs before
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User avatar #44 to #37 - stoopidmonkie (01/27/2013) [-]
**stoopidmonkie rolls 91**

I dont think I've ever got dubs before.
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#41 to #37 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
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**sorenlolz rolls 71**
#42 to #41 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #37 - garvielxloken (01/27/2013) [-]
**garvielxloken rolls 68** Well, that's a stupid reason to delete your account.
User avatar #38 to #37 - masterbetty (01/27/2013) [-]
**masterbetty rolls 52** Take mine.
#28 - sweateagle (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - deezknuts (01/27/2013) [-]
**deezknuts rolls 6,120**

I tried that with a can of pepsi, only i gave it to my ex-girlfriend and it exploded on her face


****** WORTH IT
#23 - krayon (01/27/2013) [-]
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**krayon rolled a random image posted in comment #638 at Scary Shit ** <--- what I look like when I try to be smooth
User avatar #26 to #23 - thegamerslife (01/27/2013) [-]
still pretty smooth. XD
#22 - edmondc (01/27/2013) [-]
**edmondc rolled a random image posted in comment #2806792 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#21 - pulluspardus (01/27/2013) [-]
those apartments are seriously dangerously close to each other.   
Gif unrelated
those apartments are seriously dangerously close to each other.
Gif unrelated
User avatar #76 to #21 - annonomooselovesu (01/27/2013) [-]
That is exactly something my boyfriend would do.
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