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#187 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
I am going to kill the person/ destroy the motherboard of the computer that is making these ******* annoying comments of how asians can read minds. If the US hasnt figured it out yet than its impossible... unless your someone from funnyjunk...then anything becomes possible...
#184 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#51 - iamphoenix (01/26/2013) [-]
"lol 35000 feet bby"

Pilots need to update us, you know.
User avatar #48 - goochmaster (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait... wasn't this on front page a few days ago? Or am I getting confused with another website?
User avatar #46 - KaptinKatelahun (01/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The fact that there's a spelling error in the words makes me believe this is fake. It's the FAA not FA as in Federal Aviation magical fairy princessistration...
User avatar #41 - parttimezombie (01/26/2013) [-]
using ipads are better. my brother is a pilot, instead of using 5 different books of maps (because they have to have updated maps of every airport they land at) they can download them before the flight, and have them all on one tablet, instead of flipping through books.

one of our flight trips: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLJei7s3fM
#13 - jakeattack (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yeah, there was an air france crash over the Atlantic years back and they realized the autopilot was to blame, and the pilots could not override it. what the **** is the point of having pilots that cant fly the ******* plane then?
#165 - jalthelas (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #72 - desuforeverlulz (01/26/2013) [-]
Saw this live. ****** hilarious.
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#158 - edmondc (01/27/2013) [-]
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