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#187 - Womens Study Major (01/27/2013) [-]
I am going to kill the person/ destroy the motherboard of the computer that is making these ******* annoying comments of how asians can read minds. If the US hasnt figured it out yet than its impossible... unless your someone from funnyjunk...then anything becomes possible...
#186 - zarumai (01/27/2013) [-]
**zarumai rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Heh **
i got this guyz
#184 - Womens Study Major (01/27/2013) [-]
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#183 - darkisfire (01/27/2013) [-]
what are they gonna do? pull over the ******* plane?
#182 - vonderpenshmertz (01/27/2013) [-]
Well, altitude is twelve thousand feet. I think I'm gonna check that text from my wife now. Ah, she wants to know whats for din-

#180 - ungcc (01/27/2013) [-]
What's that sound?

It cracks me up that everyone's all seriously upset.
#179 - blutzcrunk (01/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #178 - njhahahahaha (01/27/2013) [-]
Seth Meyers is awesome
#165 - jalthelas (01/27/2013) [-]
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#163 - algonquin (01/27/2013) [-]
those damn mountains jumping outta no where
#162 - urfunnyman (01/27/2013) [-]
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#161 - couriersix (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm learning to become a pilot and I pads and I phones are used for maps especially on some of the older planes with no GPS.

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#158 - edmondc (01/27/2013) [-]
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#156 - sillywall (01/27/2013) [-]
**sillywall rolled a random comment #100 posted by maucorn at zero fucks given ** :
You don't have to be American.
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User avatar #125 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (01/27/2013) [-]
I've also heard that there is a .04 BAC limit for pilots. I don't know if I'm ok with my pilots drinking brewskies before they fly. Whether or not this is true idk.
#160 to #125 - Womens Study Major (01/27/2013) [-]
It aint true. There is a law that says that pilots cant drink anything 8 hours prior to their flight. the law is very strict and if you break it, it will result in a taking away of your pilot license.
User avatar #128 to #125 - donekilledyou (01/27/2013) [-]
That's like, less than a bottle of beer.
I'm sure it's just that number for medication or something like that with really low alcohol
#166 to #128 - bagertastic (01/27/2013) [-]
The law states 8 hours from bottle to throttle to be legal.
#123 - killazdeath (01/27/2013) [-]
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#172 to #123 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
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#146 to #123 - hadzibg (01/27/2013) [-]
Source please?
Source please?
#138 to #123 - scg (01/27/2013) [-]
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#118 - mrgoombaya (01/27/2013) [-]
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#112 - Womens Study Major (01/27/2013) [-]
So if they aren't currently banned from using these things, that still have web access and likely cell access for their phones, why the **** do I need to keep my phone off the entire flight? Huh assholes?
#111 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
I am a pilot and let me tell you Ipads are a life saver i bought one only for the purpose of flight planning which means i have aeronautical charts on there it gives me my weather reports and for pilots who fly small planes with out sophisticated navigation instruments it can be used as an FAA approved GPS. it is making the flying world a whole lot safer and could even be used for primary flight controls.
I am a pilot and let me tell you Ipads are a life saver i bought one only for the purpose of flight planning which means i have aeronautical charts on there it gives me my weather reports and for pilots who fly small planes with out sophisticated navigation instruments it can be used as an FAA approved GPS. it is making the flying world a whole lot safer and could even be used for primary flight controls.
User avatar #134 to #111 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Chopper Gunner eh? USAF? Army? Navy perhaps? Or USMC? Or perhaps a different nation?
#136 to #134 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
army CH-47 chinook
User avatar #170 to #136 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Ahh. I'm Corps myself. Fly safe bro, riding in the CH-46's are a nightmare to me, ugh. Damn Sea Knights.
#190 to #170 - achmedmuhammed (01/29/2013) [-]
yeah man yall went all stingy on the sea night 3 wheels no outboard fuel tanks? what the **** !!
User avatar #119 to #111 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Your username makes me nervous about you being a pilot.
#120 to #119 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
someone finally caught that. im a helicopter mechanic and gunner as well
User avatar #121 to #120 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Nice, helicopter mechanic sounds much more difficult than standard mechanics.
#122 to #121 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
FAA requires you use the maintenance manual and its just a big picture book a 5 year old could do it
User avatar #124 to #122 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Well damn, maybe I should get into that.
#126 to #124 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
you can make really good money as well just be compitent with tools and general mechanics
User avatar #127 to #126 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm already pretty good with general mechanics, but thus far it has only been used to avoid paying a small fortune for car tune ups/repairs.
#129 to #127 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
thats how i started small aircraft engines are just like aircooled beetle engines get yourself one and familiarize yourself thats what i did and jets are just turbo chargers so maybe find yourself a junk yard turbo you can turn them into jet engines fairley easily plus its just fun
User avatar #131 to #129 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Fair enough! I might just do that in a year or so.
#132 to #131 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a lot of community colleges or technical schools that get you certified for fairly cheap you will need an airframe and powerplant certificate good luck
User avatar #135 to #132 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I just need to save up enough money to even attempt the first step, you know? haha.
#137 to #135 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
join the military they pay you to get certified
User avatar #139 to #137 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I have been intending to do that soon.
#140 to #139 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastically they mat stop hiring
User avatar #141 to #140 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 to #141 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 to #144 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 to #147 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 to #150 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 to #152 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this **** happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 to #152 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
User avatar #114 to #111 - fawkwayne (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh god I can see the apple propaganda now... "Fly you plane with an iPad!" Until the app crashes and everyone dies
#116 to #114 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
ipads will never have control over a plane but to be used as GPS the FAA requires an antenna be mounted to the outside of the plane to keep it from losing service
User avatar #113 to #111 - twatmissile (01/27/2013) [-]
ive always wondered- do planes have cup holders in the cockpit?
#115 to #113 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
not really some do ive flown in more planes with cigerete lighters than ccupholders
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