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User avatar #55 - hellspawner (01/26/2013) [-]
"Come at me bro!"
#53 - adsykenna (01/26/2013) [-]
'MURICA
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#50 - wickedtruth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#48 - sonewitsfunny (01/26/2013) [-]
ill feel threatened the day they start feeding their people enough so that they can throw that damn missle far enough
User avatar #46 - Denver (01/26/2013) [-]
Ya know America will just be nuked the **** out of casue North Koreans are ******* crazy and they very much have the means to do so. Unless of course America attacks first.
User avatar #112 to #46 - lolollo (01/26/2013) [-]
Yes, because we have absolutely no detection, and defensive systems for this very thing developed from our Cold War shenanigans with Russia.
#44 - fatspartan ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
'MURICA!!!
'MURICA!!!
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#43 - flashcache has deleted their comment [-]
#41 - toxicjoe (01/26/2013) [-]
amidoinitrite?
#39 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Someone had to.
#65 to #39 - themrsnowman (01/26/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard
#57 to #39 - zramn (01/26/2013) [-]
Why is he dropping spaghetti???
#60 to #57 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
To feed their starving country. But he's a dick and will eat it all...
#37 - redclover ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
#35 - Bobdolenade (01/26/2013) [-]
Was expecting a Do You Even Lift at the end.
#159 to #31 - lukasv (01/27/2013) [-]
Paint skill
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#125 to #31 - fuqnmotzart has deleted their comment [-]
+12
#54 to #31 - newtotheinterwebz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#34 to #31 - cactaur ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
perfect
perfect
#20 - newmainman (01/26/2013) [-]
and then
User avatar #19 - misticalz (01/26/2013) [-]
He's supposedly launching a test nuke on the U.S right?

Feels good to be Canadian.
#218 to #19 - improbablyyourdad (01/27/2013) [-]
Wait till the radiation hits you or everyone starts going ape **** and launching nukes.
User avatar #108 to #19 - defender (01/26/2013) [-]
Canada will be right there with the US why because of NORAD
User avatar #29 to #19 - sketchE (01/26/2013) [-]
if its hitting anywhere it would be alaska. but weve got good missile defenses
User avatar #71 to #29 - newmainman (01/26/2013) [-]
Also one of the major bombing points would be an Air Base in California Called Beale Air Force base.
User avatar #124 to #71 - sketchE (01/26/2013) [-]
well the main joke was thats as far as the missile will fly. but in reality we would get hit at least once. we have a 22 squadron in anchorage an i believe we still have an a10 squadron as well as a kc130 fueler squadron in fairbanks
User avatar #140 to #124 - newmainman (01/27/2013) [-]
Ha, where in Alaska are you from? I used to live in Fairbanks.
User avatar #145 to #140 - sketchE (01/27/2013) [-]
fairbanks for ten years and ancorage for the past 8
User avatar #148 to #145 - newmainman (01/27/2013) [-]
Military?
User avatar #149 to #148 - sketchE (01/27/2013) [-]
yep parents are air guard
User avatar #194 to #149 - newmainman (01/27/2013) [-]
Nice my old man was in the Air Force.
User avatar #220 to #194 - sketchE (01/27/2013) [-]
So I take it you went to school at Crawford or Anderson?
User avatar #260 to #220 - newmainman (01/27/2013) [-]
I lived there when i was pretty young actually, dont remember the school too well.
User avatar #21 to #19 - newmainman (01/26/2013) [-]
You ever wonder how the game Fallout got its name?
User avatar #22 to #21 - misticalz (01/26/2013) [-]
I have not wondered why they called it that. Why?
User avatar #23 to #22 - newmainman (01/26/2013) [-]
Because of the nuclear fallout...
User avatar #26 to #23 - misticalz (01/26/2013) [-]
Ok.

But wasn't the Nuke supposed to be dropped in like 2077 or something?
User avatar #27 to #26 - newmainman (01/26/2013) [-]
Yes, but when a nuclear bomb is dropped, there's an initial explosion that destroys everything in the vicinity based on the size of the bomb. What comes afterwards is something called nuclear fallout which is dust particles carried on the wind to other areas. It can reach clear across the US and of course up into neighboring Canada based on where the bomb(s) fell. The reason **** in Fallout looks so terrible, is due to the initial nuclear fallout, and time of course.
#32 to #27 - xxxgnipsxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
to add to what you said, in fallout why everything is so terrible is because one nuclear detonation wouldn't change the climate at all, but the combined fires from every major city during a nuclear exchange would blot out the sun long enough to kill crops and cause a massive extinction event, plants animals and people almost all gone. It would probably last around five years until we saw the sun again.
User avatar #70 to #32 - newmainman (01/26/2013) [-]
Yup, and it all depends on the size of the bomb(s) too. Like the ones dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima were around 15 and 21 kilotons. If it were say the size of the Tzar Bomba, not much would survive. It was around 50 kilotons...
#151 to #70 - xxxgnipsxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
yeah, those weapons were ineffective though, the most efficient use of nuclear material is making several smaller tonnage bombs and having them hit multiple points in a metropolitan area, death and destruction is dispersed much more evenly. But yeah like you said, the bigger tonnage bomb the more of an affect it will have on the climate/environment.
#47 to #32 - EpicTie (01/26/2013) [-]
Nuclear winter.
User avatar #28 to #27 - misticalz (01/26/2013) [-]
Thanks for the interesting information :D
#30 to #28 - newmainman (01/26/2013) [-]
not a problem, bottom line is :NO ONE IS SAFE IN A NUCLEAR WAR.
User avatar #17 - piptime (01/26/2013) [-]
Of course. This is how it works.
#16 - EpicNoob (01/26/2013) [-]
jollyjack is one of the funniest porn artists out there
#38 to #16 - lavitts (01/26/2013) [-]
Hi mom!
Hi mom!
User avatar #24 to #16 - sinonyx (01/26/2013) [-]
good for him
User avatar #15 - xxkosukexx (01/26/2013) [-]
If they bomb us we'll nuke them so hard the whole Korean peninsula would be gone.
User avatar #25 to #15 - sinonyx (01/26/2013) [-]
which is why we wouldn't nuke them.. considering south korea is on our side
+1
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User avatar #49 to #40 - sinonyx (01/26/2013) [-]
a well placed bomb could really hurt us for awhile
User avatar #13 - ishalltroll (01/26/2013) [-]
*POMF*
#7 to #6 - ionahorse (01/26/2013) [-]
**ionahorse rolls 80**
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#11 to #8 - jbkubel (01/26/2013) [-]
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#12 to #11 - jbkubel (01/26/2013) [-]
Well... Still worth a shot xD
#33 to #12 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
stop.
User avatar #36 to #33 - psykodiac ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Hammer Time
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