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Comments(261):
#118
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strawberryfields (01/26/2013) [-] 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#143 to #118
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nickthekiwi (01/27/2013) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little consumer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sales department, and I've been involved in numerous late night TV commercials, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed sales. I am trained in pitching and I’m the top stain specialist in the entire US shopping network. You are nothing to me but just another sale. I will wipe stains the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth thanks to awesome cleaning power of Oxi Clean, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over our phones which are manned 24 hours a day? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my shopping network of spies across the USA and your phone number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fantastic deals we have in store for you, maggot. You’re fucking saving money right now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can triple this offer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stain removal, but I have access to the entire shopping network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable stains off the top of the kitchen counter. But wait there’s more. If only you could have known what great sales your little phone call was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the new low low price of $19.95.
#84
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shadew ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-] Last panel reminded me of the Well, what is it? gesture in Dark Souls.
Too lazy to find a picture
Too lazy to find a picture
#123 to #95
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actionmastermegatr (01/26/2013) [-] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_People%27s_Army_Ground_Force#Equipment most tanks the North Korean army have are copies of T-55s, T-62s and Type 69s, there tanks and IFVs would be near useless against US And South Korean tanks.In the gulf war the same tanks used by Iran-Iraq war vets and were utterly curb-stomped without destroying a single US tank and only destroying a few IFVs.They also use very antiquated weapons and equipment, it's virtually all cold war soviet guns or even older ww2 guns, and their outdated navy is always divided in two on each side of the coast and can't link up with each other. basically their armed forces is very large, but they lack the money or the technology to fuel, feed or properly arm and equip them to be a threat to the US. and actually using one of their nukes would mean that countries with a lot more bigger nukes would retaliate.
Not saying you're unintelligent but there is a lot of info that supports anon's statement. (Didn't think I'd be supporting the argument of an anonymous commenter.)
Not saying you're unintelligent but there is a lot of info that supports anon's statement. (Didn't think I'd be supporting the argument of an anonymous commenter.)
#83 to #76
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unbentgodfather (01/26/2013) [-] **unbentgodfather rolled a random image posted in comment #2640312 at FJ RPG ** North Korea is trying to look badass by telling off the U.S.A but failing....
#75
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betars (01/26/2013) [-] Yes, because the last time US had a war with North Korea it worked out nicely.
Right?
Right?
#122 to #74
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bonusjackpot (01/26/2013) [-] Yes. Yes. You there. Nice font, nice size, decent quality, nice positioning.
Yes I think I'm going to save that.
Yes I think I'm going to save that.
