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#208 - Ulmer (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #207 - happygrowman (01/27/2013) [-]
does he want a hug or is he all like "just plopped a rocket at you ***** , what now?"
User avatar #211 to #207 - floopdawhoop (01/27/2013) [-]
That phrase made me laugh harder than any of the previous five contents I looked at.
#195 - RageRambo (01/27/2013) [-]
US's face when.
User avatar #192 - dfrompeg (01/27/2013) [-]
AMERICA!!

**** YEAH!!
User avatar #185 - dubslao (01/27/2013) [-]
This is one of those things where favouriting is not enough.

favoriting, book marking and saving.
User avatar #183 - supermegasherman (01/27/2013) [-]
1. lift foot
2. stomp
3. ????
4. profit?
#157 - sonnenbankshaver (01/27/2013) [-]
Presidents and High Militaries declare war. We Fight, die and suffer in those wars. Millions die that shouldent have died. Wouldent it be fair if 2 countrys fight, its not a War, just a 1on1 with the Presidents, and whoever survives wins the war? I mean, they wanted War, so they can fight it themselves instead of hiding like a coward and sending in thousands to die?
#182 to #157 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
I gave you a like, just because i ******* agree....
#170 to #157 - mrmcput ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Congress declares war.
User avatar #162 to #157 - ivoryhammer (01/27/2013) [-]
If you think that presidents declare war then you need to read up on the constitution.
User avatar #201 to #162 - thepandaking (01/27/2013) [-]
but the president can declare mini wars that he can call "conflicts" it's been done so many times, it sucks that they have that power sometimes but I guess it helps in foreign aid occasionally
#179 to #162 - pariahlol (01/27/2013) [-]
If you take into fact that we haven't declared war since WWII, presidents technically do wage war for all intensive purposes. It's just referred to as policing, or some **** like that
#224 to #179 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
*intents and purposes

I ******* hate that no one told me, so just sharing the knowledge.
#261 to #224 - pariahlol (01/27/2013) [-]
holy **** ... thank you
#174 to #162 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
He is obviously correct though, that it is the rich and powerful that declare war. And they let the poor fight the war for them. Besides, the president can declare war, he just needs the support of congress.
User avatar #199 to #174 - Eventually (01/27/2013) [-]
Not true. He can send in troops fur up to 90 days, but that is not a formal declaration of war. Anything beyond that -- up to and including an actual declaration of war -- must come directly from Congress. The President can never declare war.
#146 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
I hate nukes, kill each other by all means, but why ruin the environment beyond all repair?
User avatar #190 to #146 - truemox (01/27/2013) [-]
Conventional explosives, depleted uranium from tank rounds, lead, and spilled fuel are also incredibly toxic. Don't leave out conventional warfare!
User avatar #176 to #146 - dubslao (01/27/2013) [-]
the environment can handle anything that is thrown at it
the only thing bad i can see about a nuclear attack is the lingering radiation
User avatar #156 to #146 - ShaunG (01/27/2013) [-]
The environment can recover from whatever humans can do to it.

It's narcissistic to think we are actually more powerful than nature. The only things we are killing are ourselves.
#172 to #156 - wantabeer (01/27/2013) [-]
Actually, there's (estimated) enough nuclear firepower to destroy the Earth 30 times over. Roughly. Nothing is exact, of course, but that's just not true, shaun.
#188 to #172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
No we cannot blow up the earth it is a myth we do not have enough firepower.
#191 to #188 - wantabeer (01/27/2013) [-]
Well it actually is true, so I'm sorry if that's new information to you.
User avatar #200 to #191 - Eventually (01/27/2013) [-]
Nope. That statistic defines 'blowing up the Earth' as 'destroying the face of the earth.' We can nuke the entire surface 30 times over, but in no way can we actually destroy the planet.
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User avatar #165 to #156 - Crusader (01/27/2013) [-]
But the thing is, radiation dissipates so slowly that you mess up the environment for years to come.
Look at Chernobyl
#169 to #165 - apocalypseboyz (01/27/2013) [-]
Exactly, look at Chernobyl. The animals and plants have adapted, Its an amazing ecosystem there supposedly.

Glowing Mushrooms, bro.
User avatar #173 to #169 - Crusader (01/27/2013) [-]
Cancer for how many decades afterwards and a wasteland in the immediate vicinity.
User avatar #181 to #173 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (01/27/2013) [-]
For humans. They have tons of healthy deer and bears running around those forests.
User avatar #209 to #181 - Crusader (01/27/2013) [-]
Those deer are migratory, they spend a few days, maybe weeks in that area and then move on.
User avatar #202 to #181 - Eventually (01/27/2013) [-]
Healthy with three heads...humans are not at all the only things messed up be radiation
#217 to #202 - apocalypseboyz (01/27/2013) [-]
As far as I know, theres been nothing like a moose with three heads. Although come on, don't tell me you dont wanna see that?
User avatar #257 to #217 - Eventually (01/27/2013) [-]
I exaggerate. There have been abnormal fish though, that I know for certain. Although the moose would be SO much cooler!
User avatar #205 to #202 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (01/27/2013) [-]
I said healthy. Not with three ******* heads. The woods around ******* Chernobyl are filled with healthy wildlife.
User avatar #164 to #156 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Iunno man
Nuclear fallout is a pretty serious deal...
User avatar #166 to #164 - Crusader (01/27/2013) [-]
You ever played Fallout?
Nature comes back more badass than ever
Bighorners
Giant Geckos
Zombies
User avatar #167 to #166 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Please tell me you are kidding?
That's a video game bro, real life is a lot more harsh.
User avatar #168 to #167 - Crusader (01/27/2013) [-]
Of course I'm kidding
#175 to #168 - Keoul (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh you sly dog you had me there you!
User avatar #144 - huttbug (01/27/2013) [-]
Finally , a joke on funnyjunk that isnt against america.
#142 - bluslenderman (01/27/2013) [-]
**bluslenderman rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at most russian name ever **
**bluslenderman rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at most russian name ever **
User avatar #137 - reican (01/26/2013) [-]
false,they would cry and make the world support them, THEN go to war.
#152 to #133 - reaperriley ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
here you go.
#198 to #187 - laserkirby (01/27/2013) [-]
Because, liberty.
#128 - infinitereaper ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
I dunno if I've been on the internet too long but little kill jog bill is almost adorable in this post.
I dunno if I've been on the internet too long but little kill jog bill is almost adorable in this post.
#118 - strawberryfields (01/26/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #143 to #118 - nickthekiwi (01/27/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little consumer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sales department, and I've been involved in numerous late night TV commercials, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed sales. I am trained in pitching and I’m the top stain specialist in the entire US shopping network. You are nothing to me but just another sale. I will wipe stains the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth thanks to awesome cleaning power of Oxi Clean, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over our phones which are manned 24 hours a day? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my shopping network of spies across the USA and your phone number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fantastic deals we have in store for you, maggot. You’re ******* saving money right now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can triple this offer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stain removal, but I have access to the entire shopping network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable stains off the top of the kitchen counter. But wait there’s more. If only you could have known what great sales your little phone call was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the new low low price of $19.95.
User avatar #177 to #143 - dubslao (01/27/2013) [-]
oh, sweet shizzle.
i lol'd.
User avatar #158 to #143 - zight (01/27/2013) [-]
by the gods
#160 to #136 - happyschlappy (01/27/2013) [-]
Battletoads.
#129 to #118 - thepiranha (01/26/2013) [-]
Better Look Out.
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