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#60 - kievaughnb ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
#55 - thedarkestrogue (01/26/2013) [-]
MFW people in the comments are posting massive equations that I don't fully understand or comprehend.
MFW people in the comments are posting massive equations that I don't fully understand or comprehend.
#116 to #55 - N. Korean citizen (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't feel bad, they probably don't either, they just want to look smart. Although, judging by your reaction, it did work at least once.
#47 - jelatinman (01/26/2013) [-]
Things you can say as excuses for looking at boobs
User avatar #121 to #47 - allmightynig (01/27/2013) [-]
i'm concerned about your health, may i feel them to check for lumps
User avatar #105 to #47 - nefarian ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
''Are they real?''
#102 to #47 - maucorn ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, I thought you were shorter.
#94 to #47 - dodosareextinct (01/27/2013) [-]
What a nice shirt!
User avatar #71 to #47 - HeartOfTheDL (01/26/2013) [-]
You have lovely hair.
User avatar #65 to #47 - Lolzster (01/26/2013) [-]
Lovely nipples we're having today.
#61 to #47 - N. Korean citizen (01/26/2013) [-]
Your moms are bigger.
User avatar #57 to #47 - pianoasis (01/26/2013) [-]
"I'm blind"
User avatar #56 to #47 - Wartottle (01/26/2013) [-]
oh sorry, i forgot what your name was so i had to look down your shirt
User avatar #54 to #47 - thedarkestrogue (01/26/2013) [-]
Wait until she says something, then wait for almost 3 entire seconds.
"I'm sorry did you say something, I was zoned out completely. Not even my eyes were working."
User avatar #53 to #47 - samous (01/26/2013) [-]
nice shirt
User avatar #51 to #47 - gmarrox (01/26/2013) [-]
Nice tits
#49 to #47 - fuckyouaswell (01/26/2013) [-]
"That's a nice necklace."
User avatar #123 to #46 - allmightynig (01/27/2013) [-]
do you even math bro?
User avatar #44 - ButtonFly (01/26/2013) [-]
Now all the physicists on FunnyJunk have come out to play.
User avatar #48 to #44 - savannahijack (01/26/2013) [-]
There cant really be that many
User avatar #42 - Calunn **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [-]
t' shall be T for now

t = T/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
t * sqrt(10(v/c)^2) = T
t^2 * 1-(v/c)^2 = T^2
1-(v/c)^2 = T^2 / t^2
v/c = - sqrt ( (T^2 / t^2) - 1 )
v = c * - sqrt ( (T^2 / t^2) - 1)
v = 3*10^8 *+/- sqrt(24) i
= 3*10^8 * 2.45 * sqrt(6)i
= 7.35*10^8 * sqrt(6)i
v^2 = 540225000000000000 * 6
= 3241350000000000000 ms-1
v = 1800374960.9 [Ignoring the negative]
= 1.8*10^9 = 1.8 gigameters per second

this nigga needs to quit rounding

0.8 gigametters/second is almost 3x faster than the speed of light..
#69 to #42 - papairish (01/26/2013) [-]
Maybe this is why boobs amaze us, because we, as humans, can't fully comprehend them - since they are traveling so fast in such a confined space.....
Awww, who am I kidding, tits are awesome cause they're tits!!
User avatar #43 to #42 - Calunn **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [-]
0.3 gigameters * = the speed of light

he was off by the speed of light

not very good now is it.
User avatar #45 to #43 - synapse (01/26/2013) [-]
So he is off at 1.2 gigameters past the speed of light
#40 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#39 - crookedbean (01/26/2013) [-]
I'd take a picture; it will last longer.
I'd take a picture; it will last longer.
#31 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Physics Majors..
#29 - N. Korean citizen (01/26/2013) [-]
anyone notice "sqrt" or squirt is in the equation?
User avatar #30 to #29 - whycanticaps ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
square root...not squirt
User avatar #33 to #30 - epicsauciness (01/26/2013) [-]
12 year olds everywhere....
#28 - ThekidsTEN ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
I like how the c variable just disappeared
#74 to #28 - N. Korean citizen (01/26/2013) [-]
c is used for the speed of light in almost all physics equations. it didnt disappear, it just was substituted in.
User avatar #27 - shadowstepone ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
well, by this logic, time goes significantly slower for larger boobs. the best ones are the hardest to get away with looking at. he's calculating for a c-cup, so double d's would be give or take 12 seconds per second
#23 - harleycurnow (01/26/2013) [-]
B = 5T

B=boobtime
T=time
#37 to #23 - isopodic (01/26/2013) [-]
He just overcomplicated it by defining "time" in a formula. Still awesome.
He just overcomplicated it by defining "time" in a formula. Still awesome.
User avatar #19 - asmodeu (01/26/2013) [-]
Am I the only guy who doesn't get slapped/yelled at for staring at female boobs in a very observable manner ? So what if they notice ? Just tell them they have a nice collar..bone
#16 - N. Korean citizen (01/26/2013) [-]
Even if it was possible for boobs to travel faster than the speed of light, this guy can't even math.
t=t'/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
Therefore, if v was higher than c, than v/c would be higher than 1, resulting in the square root of something that is negative, which is impossible

Also, I can math
#22 to #16 - strangepanda (01/26/2013) [-]
The square root of minus one equals i. His answer had that nasty little i in it. When he explains his answer he also adds that this is in the imaginary/complex direction. He made it so they generally move in the complex direction, the one thing we can't see. This is why he can safely state it and nobody can prove him wrong :)
User avatar #41 to #22 - drolive (01/26/2013) [-]
still would have made more sense if the v and c were switched right? or maybe im just not brainy enough..
#21 to #16 - juicymucus (01/26/2013) [-]
Pssst I think youre taking the joke too seriously...
Pssst I think youre taking the joke too seriously...
#12 - wardylocks (01/26/2013) [-]
I have my own boobs, but looking at other peoples is just so so much better.
#95 to #12 - majordraco (01/27/2013) [-]
I know right...
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#11 - qotsa (01/26/2013) [-]
i don't mind when guys look at my boobs, because they're fuckin neat.    
and i really can't blame them, i look at the boobs of other girls too.
i don't mind when guys look at my boobs, because they're fuckin neat.
and i really can't blame them, i look at the boobs of other girls too.
User avatar #63 to #11 - ipunchinfants (01/26/2013) [-]
ok then show me your boobs if you don't mind
i'm sorry it was worth a try
#140 to #63 - qotsa (01/27/2013) [-]
because you were so polite and i don't want to gtfo
User avatar #143 to #140 - ipunchinfants (01/29/2013) [-]
<3
now without the shirt
jkjk you have nice boobs in the non rude most way possible lol
User avatar #144 to #143 - qotsa (01/30/2013) [-]
haha thanks ;)
User avatar #10 - potential (01/26/2013) [-]
I know I'm going to far when I get to my own content.
#122 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (01/27/2013) [-]
LOL, "my own content."
#20 to #10 - matthewboss (01/26/2013) [-]
Post content
Go to bed
Check how it's doing the next day
write witty comment about getting to own content
???
Profit
User avatar #17 to #10 - necessary **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [-]
You have potential
User avatar #91 to #17 - joeledo (01/27/2013) [-]
your comment was necessary
#93 to #91 - necessary **User deleted account** (01/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #111 to #93 - uberteddy (01/27/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
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