God this pic every time. I swear that girl in the corner could be me or either of my two sisters.

**flashcache rolls 029**

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hahaha yesssssssss smoove to smooveeeee!

But of course.

i dont know why but i love saying things more complicated then they are. like my friend stole something for me i say i got it at a super discounted price. or i went to get gas, i have Acquired the hydrocarbons!

That is because you're one of those douchebags trying way too hard to sound smart when really, all they are doing is being annoying.

Get out.

I created a profile and put content on this site because I'm an artist. Someone asked me on facebook why I've been posting on FunnyJunk. This is how I answered him.

My first day on funnyjunk, I just intended to use it as a gallery for my funny pictures that I was using to promote my comedy on facebook. I didn't realize how big the community was at first. Now I do it because I love it. I'm an artist and I find it incredibly rewarding to have my art seen, heard, and appreciated by large audiences. I've seen my share of haters who believe I shouldn't take credit for my work or I don't belong there because I'm a "real" comedian. The vast majority of the community has been awesome and it is very rewarding to see everything I post go to the front page and stir up so much controversy and very intelligent conversation in the comments.

I am an artist but I deign to be associated with scum like you because it makes sense in an artistically self-sacrificial way that us artists have when we discuss dispensing our art.

Kneel and thank me for gracing you with my presence. Did I mention I'm an artist?

Here's an artsy photo to fap to.

You realize that there are other sites that are specifically designed to be used as galleries?

I applaud you, good sir, as I am an aspiring comedian as well and I whole-heartedly understand.

at least you are honest~

My apologies i took the case all wrong here. I thought you were trying to only earn fame and money using cheap tricks and reposts. That is not the case.

If what you do is create your own content then you have my undivided support and i deeply apologize for my harsh and unthoughtful words. I should really have done a little more research on this case before letting my word spill free.

I decided to check out what that you had posted, and what if found was good posts that i had enjoyed before. You have my approval.

Someone else who likes this show :D

What can i say, nox is a damn good villain.

Yo that shit is quack

You are stalking me.....

no
you're stalking me

That choice is not mine to take, only the divine have chosen this path for us.

Someone explain?

Nope, I got it

...Explain pls?

Well her vagina has been replaced with a monument that helps assists massively in tourism, and in the joke her vagina also assists massively in tourism

Aaaaaahh.
Makes sense, I guess.

Why is this being thumbed down? It's pretty funny if you stop to think about it.