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#107 - thamuz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A shotgun shell,a cigar,my knife and my bottle of jack..all reside to me left. Do I pick one or all?
A shotgun shell,a cigar,my knife and my bottle of jack..all reside to me left. Do I pick one or all?
#109 to #107 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Rednecking is your special talent
#110 to #109 - thamuz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
As long as I get a cute redhead I will be fine with that.   
   
And as long as I am not related to her.
As long as I get a cute redhead I will be fine with that.

And as long as I am not related to her.
#112 to #110 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I believe being related is in the requirements
#115 to #112 - thamuz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Well then.   
   
 I guess I am ******. See you on the other side!
Well then.

I guess I am ******. See you on the other side!
#118 to #115 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
The other possibility is grumpy old farmer
#120 to #118 - thamuz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I could live with that.   
   
I already am grumpy. Old,well,time hasnt set in yet. And farmer? Well,I dont know anything about that..
I could live with that.

I already am grumpy. Old,well,time hasnt set in yet. And farmer? Well,I dont know anything about that..
#123 to #120 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Old people aren't really required to do much, so just sit on the porch drinking your booze and shooting at anything that looks like a squirl
#125 to #123 - thamuz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
..but I already do that...and sometimes I hit the local children.
#128 to #125 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Then you're doing an excellent job already!
#94 - wangmuncher
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(01/26/2013) [-]
a vacuum.
a vacuum.
#100 to #94 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
sucking
#89 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Pillows.
#104 to #89 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Demolition
#77 - wastelandgunner
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A dog.
#103 to #77 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Pet sitting
#73 - heyimmalk
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(01/26/2013) [-]
My Linear Algebra book...at least I'll be smart.
#67 - epicCUBONE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
xbox controller
#62 - brianpalmer
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(01/26/2013) [-]
An empty Bud Light Platinum bottle.
#64 to #62 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Recycling
#61 - jtwagner
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(01/26/2013) [-]
My d20
#65 to #61 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Being a dungeon master
#60 - SuperBobbis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Hmmm, either Pokemon Blue, or Inheritance (Inheritance Cycle). I'm quite happy with either.
#59 - geeishone
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(01/26/2013) [-]
xbox 360 controller.. some how i feel this isn't a bad thing
#58 - slowerbread
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Picture of Black Jesus frolicking with White Jesus on a dinosaur. I don't get it...
#63 to #58 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Either insanity or helping religious groups understand that the other are not satanic fart clouds
#68 to #63 - slowerbread
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I choose insanity. Also, I am not as good an artist as I previously thought.
#57 - thenewgizmobox
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(01/26/2013) [-]
a pocket knife....
whelp, time to become a serial killer.
#66 to #57 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
or a wood carver, or a butcher, or an old fashion barber, or a bomb technician....
#56 - thepyras
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(01/26/2013) [-]
My special talent is covering the arm of a chair.
#71 to #56 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Arm chair cover maker
#74 to #71 - thepyras
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Not even, it was just an arm chair cover.
#79 to #74 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
arm rester. A rather relaxed job
#80 to #79 - thepyras
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Which is perfectly cool with me.
#82 to #80 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Good luck getting paid
#86 to #82 - thepyras
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I don't need luck. This is what I was born to do.
#55 - gcloud
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(01/26/2013) [-]
litterally a wall..... guess im always gonna be a blank flank :/
#70 to #55 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Carpenter
#54 - dedaluminus
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A staple remover

**** I would be the most boring pony that ever ponied
#69 to #54 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I believe the use stables in surgery sometimes....
#53 - Unoriginal
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A Bible?
#52 - penguinstampede
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(01/26/2013) [-]
a book... does this basically make me twilight? -_-
#72 to #52 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Which book?
#195 to #72 - penguinstampede
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(01/26/2013) [-]
i dont know which one it was now. there was a pile but one was closer than the others. they've all been jumbled now.
#197 to #195 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
In that case, Bookeography
#198 to #197 - penguinstampede
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(01/26/2013) [-]
well the need to be sorted truly but i was just looking through them.
#200 to #198 - penguinstampede
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(01/26/2013) [-]
for the time being.
#51 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account**
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Well, I have a picture of Molestia to my left...so I think we know where this is going.
Well, I have a picture of Molestia to my left...so I think we know where this is going.
#75 to #51 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Banana eating? Well, bananas are quite good with molestation
#50 - nothingatall
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(01/26/2013) [-]
VODKA!
#76 to #50 - pyrocrisis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Berry Punch!
#119 to #76 - nothingatall
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Ain't got none, got vodka!
#44 - krasnogvardiech
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(01/26/2013) [-]
AW MOTHER ****** YEA