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#255 - kohlenhydrate (02/03/2013) [-]
**kohlenhydrate rolled a random comment #169 posted by shitstainedpanties at This guy knows his shit. ** :
But you can prove if it can think, feel pain, etc. If that were the case, I guess I would change my point of view on abortion.
User avatar #254 - Turtleshit (02/03/2013) [-]
This is essentially the plot of the book "Enders Game"..... little boy is taken to a military training base where he plays these simulations of wars..plot twist: The boy finds out at the end that he was fighting a real war.
User avatar #237 - ChewyConor (01/26/2013) [-]
In remote ancient indo-china there was a kingdom. Famed for their tournaments, the glory of victory was wealth unbound, demi-god status and a secured place in the afterlife. The tournaments took place in a gridded valley, each side beginning atop the hills and making their way inwards. Wooden towers mark the centre of each location as a waypoint.

6 kinds of players enter the arena.
The first 8 are front line ground militia. Their heavy armour restricts and slows their vision and movements. Barely able to see, these stubborn warriors rely on peripheral vision and refuse to retreat at any time or would face a lifetime of shame.

At each flank are the two fortresses. Heavily armoured chariot-like vehicles drawn by powerful horses. The vehicles are well protected and fast, but cannot turn at speed and have little to no agility. They can move up and down the slopes, as well as sideways across, but attempting to move both up/down the slope and across simultaneously will roll the cart killing both man and horses.

Next in the battle line are the ninjas. They fight from the tops of the wooden towers in the field and use long poles to leap from one tower to the next. The poles are too long to be of practical use to travel to the tower immediately adjacent, so are placed at the base to one side of an adjacent tower and used to leap over to the tower past and to the side of adjacent towers.

Next are light chariots. Small, narrow tracks are built diagonally into the field, perfect for these fast chariots to traverse. Bumpy ground would destroy these fragile vehicles but they are highly manouverable within the tracks.

Lastly the chief, armed to the teeth atop a slow moving tower of his own, he is accompanied by a personal bodyguard, one of the greatest warriors and selected personally, mounted on a powerful but less than agile stallion. Unhindered by slopes or bumpy groud, bodyguards charge down opponents in any single direction at speed.

Yeah, pretty lame when you think...
User avatar #238 to #237 - ChewyConor (01/26/2013) [-]
Plot twist; pawn reaches end of the board, removes helmet, steals horse and goes on a rampage to avenge his best friend's death. Or some **** ...
#258 to #238 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
anon here. i loved this comment :)
#232 - eggoman (01/26/2013) [-]
A pawn reaches the end of the board.   
   
Someone on the island is getting a sex change.
A pawn reaches the end of the board.

Someone on the island is getting a sex change.
User avatar #233 to #232 - thechosentroll (01/26/2013) [-]
Unless all the pawns are already women.
User avatar #228 - darkoblivion ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
put an amazing idea on the internet to see if others agree, some time later that amazing idea is put into action by someone else because everyone thought it was ******* amazing.

not worth the risk imo.
User avatar #227 - kiingofaces (01/26/2013) [-]
Sounds like Gamer just slower paced and less explosions.

I never saw Gamer but the trailers make it seem as though that it would be similar to that.
User avatar #226 - Scorchtwentyfour (01/26/2013) [-]
I hope James Cameron, Tim Burton, or someone is seeing this.
User avatar #253 to #234 - luncheonlad (02/01/2013) [-]
*Dolphins
#256 to #253 - casperofthehobb (02/03/2013) [-]
*bears and pterodactyls
User avatar #224 - hydraetis (01/26/2013) [-]
Dude, that sounds like a ******* fantastic movie
#223 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
highschool DxD
User avatar #220 - landartheconqueror (01/26/2013) [-]
makes me think of the intro to age of empires II
#230 to #220 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
I was about to say that, but then I thought - this is a relevant point, someone has probably already commented it.

As it turns out, you did.

Well done, Sir!
User avatar #240 to #230 - landartheconqueror (01/26/2013) [-]
yay, for once i commented something first.
#217 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #211 - potatogrif (01/26/2013) [-]
Valve should make some kind of chess gametype for tf2.
User avatar #208 - mrchickencar (01/26/2013) [-]
Highschool DxD
User avatar #204 - Nihatclodra (01/26/2013) [-]
... I think I've already watched something similar to this but I'm not sure where...
#216 to #204 - badsamaritan ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
The seventh seal?
User avatar #221 to #216 - Nihatclodra (01/26/2013) [-]
... maybe?
User avatar #203 - drhoffable (01/26/2013) [-]
better than battleship i guess
User avatar #218 to #203 - Nihatclodra (01/26/2013) [-]
I think a more interesting one would be an Othello/Reversi Movie: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

How it would work is there would be 64 people (Maybe World Leaders or something) arguing about what to do about some incident or event: 60 undecided, 2 decided yes, 2 decided no. The whole movie is based around these 64 people conversing trying to decide which side to vote on and convincing their opponent's to switch opinions through Wit, Trickery, Fact, Blackmail, Silver-Tongue, anything they can think of.

It's a movie idea probably more suited to Indie films, and it would be INCREDIBLY difficult to pull off... but if they did it well enough: it would be a damn good movie.
User avatar #207 to #203 - downzythebear (01/26/2013) [-]
What isnt better than Battleship?
User avatar #213 to #207 - drhoffable (01/26/2013) [-]
gooch pube knots
User avatar #200 - jedic (01/26/2013) [-]
So basically a less mystery and *********** Umineko no Naku Koro Ni?
User avatar #202 to #200 - zonedguru (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah except without the weaboo
#193 - thewitchking (01/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #192 - Mozzak (01/26/2013) [-]
No
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