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User avatar #131 - waffies (01/26/2013) [-]
someone recommend Dwarf Fortress to some extent please? Explain it or such?
User avatar #137 to #131 - burningwombat (01/26/2013) [-]
Imagine you have complete, insane, godly control over every aspect of a group of dwarves. To the extent where you can preserve a blood line through generations. Throw that into a world that literally generates its own historical background, complete with empires that play along with you, free roaming animals that can kill you, cave ins, and every ******* type of ore you can think of. Now put all this in the ********* graphics possible, with an interface more complicated than a PMSing women, which will **** you with a rusted fork if you make one wrong move.

But remember losing is fun!
User avatar #130 - goodguygary ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
just downloaded DF and started playing it, while it's not easy on the eyes, it seems simple enough
#122 - bigmanblue (01/26/2013) [-]
starcraft is a hell of a lot steeper then that
and as for halo
it should have a peak right at the end where you get the sad ass bxr and double tap users
#115 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2013) [-]
So i go to a college with quite a few interactive media and game design majors. All of my friends have no idea dwarf fortress even existed, ad they literally play nothing but video games all day. Seriously. My roommate is an interactive media and game desinger and he gets cranky when he doesn't play videogames at least every other day.
User avatar #102 - gatorwizard (01/26/2013) [-]
QWOP
User avatar #96 - syrenthra (01/26/2013) [-]
its funny because I'm pretty sure Dwarf is not as difficult to learn as EVE is
User avatar #123 to #96 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/26/2013) [-]
The main reason dwarf fortress is difficult to learn is due to a horridly unfriendly UI, that's the only problem I had. EVE wasn't too bad for me, difficult to actually master the gameplay but you learned pretty quick.
User avatar #308 to #123 - syrenthra (01/26/2013) [-]
Did you get into invention? that takes a while to learn and also, its the fact that it takes years to learn EVERYTHING in EVE
User avatar #311 to #308 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't know what invention is tbh, but yea, eve is pretty easy to learn to actually start but when it comes to more advanced stuff that's where it shines in the "Go **** yourself if you feel like you want to be powerful" department. Don't get me wrong it's an amazing game, just sometimes it's a pain in the ass.
User avatar #316 to #311 - syrenthra (01/26/2013) [-]
oh that is how they've made it, but it works for like 400,000 people so they are good with it
User avatar #332 to #316 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/26/2013) [-]
It's a good game with alot of stuff to do, but it's one of those things that you have to bake your cake made of your own internal organs an a hundred cups of blood before you're allowed to eat it.
User avatar #312 to #311 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/26/2013) [-]
Crap, I'm half asleep, just realized with invention you were talking about eve.
#97 to #96 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2013) [-]
AYE'
User avatar #94 - IceViper (01/26/2013) [-]
so there are two different required skill levels at the same amount of playing time elapsed in dwarf fortress or is that just an improper function?
#86 - aetherpig (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't remember my time warp being nearly that large when learning how to play
Dwarf Fortress

Did I do something wrong?
#79 - ninjabadger (01/26/2013) [-]
Dark Souls?
Dark Souls?
User avatar #93 to #79 - rbrim (01/26/2013) [-]
Dark Souls isn't that hard once you know what you're doing.
User avatar #140 to #93 - icedcarbon (01/26/2013) [-]
I've been asking this question... but with no answer... which was is harder, Demon Souls or Dark Souls?
User avatar #103 to #93 - RosarioVampire (01/26/2013) [-]
and then died a few times.... few being many.
User avatar #105 to #103 - rbrim (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that the game is a cakewalk or anything. But it's pretty easy when you figure out the patterns and learn where most of the enemies are. Kalameet in the Artorias of the Abyss DLC kicked my ass until I figured out his patterns, then I beat him without taking any damage.
User avatar #108 to #105 - RosarioVampire (01/26/2013) [-]
and to learn all of that you need to die. Mimic op first time playing.
User avatar #136 to #108 - diabolicgnome (01/26/2013) [-]
iv beat the game twice
never used ironflesh
#211 to #136 - jinkazama (01/26/2013) [-]
Ironflesh got nerfed to death in a patch. It sucks mostly now. Though it can be helpful on 4 kings.
User avatar #223 to #211 - diabolicgnome (01/26/2013) [-]
Me and a bro just 2 man every boss so its bin a chill game super fun though
#75 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Hah that steep one is Eve Online and you know it.


And Im pissed cause I just lost 100M in implants..Again. Back to Hek!
#356 to #75 - savannahijack (01/26/2013) [-]
Here's a question. Has Funnyjunk ever had a large scale purpose Alliance for members?

I know Something awful has Goonswarm and Reddit I think has TEST.
I've been on eve for about a month or so and haven't found a solid corp with a large alliance that I want to join.
User avatar #360 to #356 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
I tend to avoid large alliances for the fact I dont realy need to deal with the political drama.

Im in a fairly small alliance 14 corps make up ours.
User avatar #458 to #360 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Im currently in a new alliance and we are in nulli's space and have taken 2 systems already, to bad the rent is going to be a bitch to get every month, its something like 5-6 billion isk :(
User avatar #471 to #458 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Hoope you guys can come up with that kind of cash,else it would be very sticky
User avatar #472 to #471 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, the ratting is good and our miners well...mine, so we just keep in the grove of things we can have the isk within a couple days, then its all ours for the taking.
User avatar #473 to #472 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah we lost our hole,tower,everything last night apparently. Oh well. **** happens.
User avatar #474 to #473 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Sheit man, what was the loss?
User avatar #477 to #474 - thamuz (01/28/2013) [-]
So far as far as I know,one Orca,One pod,and one ship hangar.
User avatar #362 to #360 - savannahijack (01/26/2013) [-]
So FJ has never organized its own corps and alliances?
#366 to #362 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
as far as I know theres only a few of us who play eve online.
User avatar #368 to #366 - savannahijack (01/26/2013) [-]
pity...
User avatar #461 to #368 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
too many people here think its too hard. (low IQ i guess)
User avatar #462 to #461 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
If you don't find a good group of people to play with, the game will get extremely tiresome. I haven't managed to find a lively enough crowd to play with, so I am thinking of leaving the game, That or selling my soul to Goonswarm or getting back into Flying Dangerous again, they all seem to be bastards.
User avatar #463 to #462 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
well i fly with TVP, just a bunch of carebears getting isk
User avatar #464 to #463 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
What are they miners?
User avatar #465 to #464 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
nah incursion runners (90% are alts though)
User avatar #466 to #465 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
meh, I don't have a big enough ship yet for that.
User avatar #467 to #466 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
Battleship, T2 tank, and meta 4 guns is minmal
User avatar #468 to #467 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
well I guess I could afford it, Just dont have the skills yet
User avatar #469 to #468 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
ahh
User avatar #296 to #75 - zoidz (01/26/2013) [-]
I was wanting to play EVE Online but then I heard that it was a monthly sub (not able to do so) and that you have to slave yourself to get into things, but after you get into a big...Alliance? The game basically becomes free. Could someone explain that to me? (Do they sell the in-game money and give you some or...?
#321 to #296 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]


1)yes and no. Theres ways you cna make it free for you(get good skills,and make lots of money,and you can buy your game time in game,right now,in my region,1 PLEX[timecard about 14.99 in USD] runs about 550M-660 million. While,it is a lot of money,you can easily make that in a few weeks with decent skills while mining or doing other things.

In eve,you are a Demigod. Immortal to most people. When you die,you are given a new life in a new body. You lose whatever you had on you,so cargo,ship,ammo,items to fit the ship with,are lost,unless you can claim them before the guy who killed you takes them.

Your skills CAN take a hit but thats if you are a tardmonkey who doesnt update his clone. I have about 5 million skill points and my clone can hold 6.1 million skill points. As long as your current clone doesnt exceed your replacement clone,you wont lose skill points when you die.

And no Im not in a very large corp or a very large alliance.
User avatar #427 to #321 - zoidz (01/26/2013) [-]
Ohhh I see...wow thats nice being able to buy game time using in-game currency. Will see if one day I can try it out...
User avatar #187 to #75 - burnoutlegend (01/26/2013) [-]
I just got in a tengu :3
#323 to #187 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
I hate the Drake,so Ill probably hate the the Tengu.

Im working to a Loki.
User avatar #425 to #323 - burnoutlegend (01/26/2013) [-]
The tengu is a hell of a lot different to the tengu, the tengu is just a machine when it comes to ratting, which is my favorite pass time on eve, especially when i'm in null, mining's all well and good to make a ton of money but in the end you still need to get up to a trade hub to make a lot of iskies. but hey, if you are a minmatar pilot then go ahead :)
#454 to #425 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
I hear lots of love for the Tengu,and I have seen what they are capable of. But I just don't like missiles that much.   
   
And the proteus looks like a space penis. Like 95% of Gallente ships
I hear lots of love for the Tengu,and I have seen what they are capable of. But I just don't like missiles that much.

And the proteus looks like a space penis. Like 95% of Gallente ships
User avatar #457 to #454 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah the proteus can tank really well, its just missiles are basically easy mode on eve ^^
User avatar #90 to #75 - angeredsasuke (01/26/2013) [-]
Lol wait until you loses a 26B capital ship in dead space.
#125 to #90 - chimeechang (01/26/2013) [-]
i found the person that has never lost a capital ship, doesn't know what DeadSpace is in eve(And if you lose a capital ship here, you should just kill yourself) ntry tho
#98 to #90 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Well,I have about 1.6B in ships..Not one ship..I cant afford a Carrier yet.. My next project is an arty shield Loki.
#100 to #98 - angeredsasuke (01/26/2013) [-]
You a PvPer?
#101 to #100 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
On occasion. Right now Im building my core skills(and my industrial backing) so I can afford to pvp more. It took 5-6 ships to blow up my barge this morning. And that was just a Procurer.

I am a bomber jockey,I just havent had the money to afford a new bomber since I lost my old one to a sleeper scram
User avatar #80 to #75 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
Hek, well theres your problem!
#81 to #80 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
I would rather go to Hek. I hate Jita..and Rens..and Amarr...I do like Tash Murkon..Nice and usually quiet there..
User avatar #82 to #81 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
amarr's rather quiet, i use it as my home station
#83 to #82 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Am I thinking of the right Amarr? I know Im thinkin of the one major tradehub(bigger than Tash but not as big as Hek or Jita)
User avatar #165 to #83 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
yeah, amarr the system (amarrian's homesystem) its the 2nd largest trade hub (because of how close it ts to jita)
#76 to #75 - lordcaboose (01/26/2013) [-]
I used to play EVE and I feel your pain.
#77 to #76 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Well,I got popped in WH space in my Procurer(best barge for the buck). Stupid me didnt make it unprobable. I should have done the ECCM/Warp Core Stab build I have. But I did kick the **** out of a hound before I blew up.

But I just cant believe it took a Hound,Rook,Proteus,Sabre and a Cynable to kill me. Go awesome resits! Bastards didnt even give me back my clone...
User avatar #107 to #77 - Rockaman (01/26/2013) [-]
If you want crazy resists + tank, just look to the Navy Scorpion! 8 mids and a 5% per lvl to resists in Caldari BS
#112 to #107 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Trust in the rust baby. Im minmatar right now. I cant fly Caldari BS's yet. Im working to a Kitsune eventually.

Dat pricetag on the Navy Scorp..shes a sexy ship,but a very ugly price tag on her.
User avatar #166 to #112 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
for the price of a navy scorp, its better get a rattlesnake if you want tank, they are holding steady at around 500mill +- and better still is you can easilly get a passive shield tank of over 2.5 K dps while putting out over 1K dps. only thing is that its a real skill intensive ship, your going to need maxed out or damn near maxed out drone skills to fly properly. another thing is if you need isk, incursions! HQ sites pay 31.5 mill a site and 7K LP average site in a good fleet is about 15 mins or so
#452 to #166 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
The Typhoon is without a doubt,the *most* skill point intensive ship in the game(at least for its tier) You literally need almost all your skills at 5 just to fit it decently,and even more so to tank it well.

I <3 my Phoon,but shes a hanger bitch. The Tempest gets the workout.
User avatar #460 to #452 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
only till the proposed changes they have in store for it, the phoon is going to be changed from a neut/torp/AC boat to have only one form of DPS
#470 to #460 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Just what we need. Another cruise missile hurling boat. People kept QQing that the Phoon is too hard to fly and now we get another Raven.   
   
I dont think we need anymore Ravens.
Just what we need. Another cruise missile hurling boat. People kept QQing that the Phoon is too hard to fly and now we get another Raven.

I dont think we need anymore Ravens.
User avatar #126 to #112 - Rockaman (01/26/2013) [-]
Mostly fly Winmatar ships myself - they're so rewarding and there's no easy-mode button like Caldari have
User avatar #451 to #126 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
The Caldari are just jealous because they dont know how guns work,so they just throw missiles at your face.

The Gallente..well,I dont really know what to think of their phallus shaped ships.

The Ammarians have a real thing for birds. Is it always thanksgiving over there?

We Winmatar took all their garbage,and a soldering iron and managed to patch enough of a flying scrapheap to get it to space. And kick ass with it.
#117 to #112 - unrealsin (01/26/2013) [-]
MFW I was reading this whole convo....
#119 to #117 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
You are more than welcome to join us.

We can make you..immortal. As long as you are willing to pay the price.
User avatar #120 to #119 - unrealsin (01/26/2013) [-]
Wut price?
#453 to #120 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Your morals,and the will to do whatever it takes to win. It is all we ask. Oh,and of course a strict dose of common sense.
Your morals,and the will to do whatever it takes to win. It is all we ask. Oh,and of course a strict dose of common sense.
#127 to #120 - Rockaman (01/26/2013) [-]
Your Soul!
#73 - rudianos (01/26/2013) [-]
Eve online actually.
User avatar #186 to #73 - burnoutlegend (01/26/2013) [-]
Do you play EVE?
#432 to #186 - rudianos (01/26/2013) [-]
stopped a while ago, gallente pilot pvp, cant remember sp maybe 40million. fuilly trained up to a kronos. wbu?
User avatar #440 to #432 - burnoutlegend (01/26/2013) [-]
Just got in a tengu, 6.5million sp going to be training for a capital ship next after i get some money from ratting and i decide which one i actually want to have, im thinking chimera but im not too sure, though, the moros is tempting :) but many of my corp mates dont really have a large plethora of info on dreadnoughts, most are jf and carrier pilots...
#444 to #440 - rudianos (01/26/2013) [-]
got to have a good corp to support such an asset. dont want them getting it killed ye know. you in 0.0 yet?
User avatar #447 to #444 - burnoutlegend (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah im getting carrier jumped down to my null system this in the next week, and my alliance is full of people i have been playing with for a good 6 months, and we are friends with a few big alliances because of our BPO's for stations and well, since goons ruined a bunch of systems we're getting paid a few billion for stations, still working on the first one though, jeez do they need a lot of materials...
#448 to #447 - rudianos (01/27/2013) [-]
yeah but we leave that to the miners, the only involvement i ever had with industrials was from being in their escorts or mining protection. enjoy. Damm you make me miss the game now :(
User avatar #456 to #448 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
The only involvement i have with anything industrial is my noctis so i can salvage sites when i clear them :) and well the 15 or so miners in my alliance that swarm bs rats with like 30 drones and the bs is just taking the drones so they call me in and there is just a big cluster **** of ships all bumping about in complete chaos because a single rat turned up at the belt...
#176 to #73 - noobiereaper ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
And let us not forget Dark Souls xD
User avatar #72 - modernclassmusic (01/26/2013) [-]
i think dwarf fortress can also apply a little to Wargame European Escalation
#71 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2013) [-]
OP isn't colorblind. How do I know? Halo and Starcraft look the same. wtf OP...
#65 - scooba (01/26/2013) [-]
I just don't like seeing Starcraft lumped in with Halo. It just doesn't sit right with me.
#116 to #65 - mattmanhemi (01/26/2013) [-]
i 						*******					 love halo, but they are completely different games
i ******* love halo, but they are completely different games
User avatar #56 - Nullifier (01/26/2013) [-]
Why is HALO higher than Starcraft at any level....?
User avatar #64 to #56 - masdercheef (01/26/2013) [-]
Probably because Asians don't play Halo as much as Starcraft.
User avatar #68 to #64 - Nullifier (01/26/2013) [-]
Why does that make there be more required skill for HALO than for Starcraft? That's where you lost me
User avatar #85 to #68 - masdercheef (01/26/2013) [-]
Because, early on in Starcraft you'll probably be either playing against the computer, or friends of yours- and friends might go easy on you. Later, though, people are likely to be much more serious about it, and you'll be playing against those guys who can crush you in ten seconds flat (like Asian competition players.) For Halo, you usually get put into matches by rank, and by the time you make it to a high rank you can usually fight well enough against others.
#45 - aleksandurp (01/26/2013) [-]
space station 13

check it out

it's fun but ******* impossible, I've only just started getting good at it
User avatar #44 - warrenzthehero (01/26/2013) [-]
You'll have to go backward in time to level out in playing skill required. 0.o
User avatar #37 - nockae (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm terrible at Starcraft.
User avatar #92 to #35 - IceViper (01/26/2013) [-]
finally someone realizes my pain
+3
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