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#2 - vladcobhc [OP]
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(01/25/2013) [-]
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#43 - palmtoyourface
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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i hate what horrible fakers in soccer there are, like this one
#101 to #43 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
ECUADORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
#51 to #43 - palmtoyourface
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#1 - seboultura
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#215 to #1 - rovor
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this was a celebration after a goal
#104 to #1 - breakfastlunch
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I hate to be Buzz Killington, but they're both on the same team.  They're probably doing that as a joke.  Also, it's obvious that they're doing it comically (see the exaggerated way in which he slaps him).   
   
Okay.  Nobody gives a ****.  I get it.   
   
I'll bugger off now.
I hate to be Buzz Killington, but they're both on the same team. They're probably doing that as a joke. Also, it's obvious that they're doing it comically (see the exaggerated way in which he slaps him).

Okay. Nobody gives a ****. I get it.

I'll bugger off now.
#48 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(01/26/2013) [-]
See this is the ******* reason why I question soccer...

Half the pros are all ******* pussies
#49 to #48 - bonjangles
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(01/26/2013) [-]
>implying you actually watch football
#50 to #49 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(01/26/2013) [-]
>Implying I both play and watch it
#52 to #50 - Katzie
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#54 to #50 - bonjangles
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(01/26/2013) [-]
If you watched for real, you wouldn't say half the pros are Pussies.

Maybe ~5 Players out of all the major Leagues have a diving problem.
#83 to #48 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say they're pussies, just trying to get any possible advantage over the other team by acting outrageously.
#100 to #48 - clasp
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(01/26/2013) [-]
It's not half , there's usually like , meh 1 starter on each team maybe that dives constantly. Some teams with few more, but rarely is there 5/6 active divers.
#81 - godofworld
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(01/26/2013) [-]
not sure if posted yet
not sure if posted yet
#153 to #81 - blackmanrollipolli
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(01/26/2013) [-]
no it hasnt been.
#108 to #81 - thewalruss
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(01/26/2013) [-]
The extra joke on this, is that the two are from the same team.
#206 to #81 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
comment no. 1
#243 to #206 - godofworld
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(01/27/2013) [-]
#55 - schrutebucks
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(01/26/2013) [-]
<---- why i watch soccer
<---- why i watch soccer
#82 to #55 - sailorsmooth
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(01/26/2013) [-]
It's a good thing you included the arrow, I wouldn't have found the gif otherwise
#137 to #82 - schrutebucks
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#75 - warlockrichard
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#84 to #75 - garymuthafuknoak
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(01/26/2013) [-]
D:
#97 to #75 - Temperance
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(01/26/2013) [-]
He's totally faking it...
#22 - skateabuga
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Dumping my soccer folder
Dumping my soccer folder
#23 to #22 - skateabuga
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#24 to #23 - skateabuga
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Damn I can't find the rest of them. Oh well
#41 to #24 - sidekickman
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Here, take this one
Here, take this one
#25 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
this **** cant be real? I know football is played by ******* pussies but this is a whole new level
#26 to #25 - angusmansg ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
futball*
#27 to #26 - thatscrewedupkid
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(01/26/2013) [-]
* soccer *
#28 to #27 - angusmansg ONLINE
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#29 to #28 - thatscrewedupkid
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(01/26/2013) [-]
that was mild sarcasm
#30 to #29 - angusmansg ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
and you failed at it
#47 to #26 - Sethorein
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(01/26/2013) [-]
futbol.... :\
#79 - mrtredbear
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#165 - CactusFantastico
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(01/26/2013) [-]
he was probably hit by the secret football sniper. here he is in action
he was probably hit by the secret football sniper. here he is in action
#200 - ndiliciousa
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#78 - mrtredbear
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#185 - TwistedBamboozler
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I think soccer is a **** tier sport, come at me FJ.   
   
(Thumb me down, fine. But if one of you ******* replies and goes &quot;It's football&quot; I'll ******* kill you.)
I think soccer is a **** tier sport, come at me FJ.

(Thumb me down, fine. But if one of you ******* replies and goes "It's football" I'll ******* kill you.)
#186 to #185 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
it's football
#187 to #186 - scodran
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#191 to #185 - arziben
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A. it's football, after all 'murica is just a colony, we were here first.

B. the concept of the sport is not so bad, but the problem are the players acting like precious ******* pussies pieces of crap, and the supporter having no more than two brain cells.

C. which is why I think rugby (aka european version of american football) is better since it's played by ******* MEN, and not pretty pussies running around crying when their brushing is out.
#212 to #191 - mrswagly
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(01/26/2013) [-]
If you can't play Ultimate Frisbee, there's always rugby.
#193 to #191 - TwistedBamboozler
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I can get behind your rugby opinion. I agree 100%. That is a sport that takes lots of skill and strength and intelligence. Definitely going to be enjoyable.

However, **** you. Don't be an ignorant ass hat. People can call things whatever they please. I respect that you call it football, I don't care. I call it soccer, that's how I grew up. You could call it ******************** for all I care. Let your balls drop and be a man.
#194 to #193 - arziben
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(01/26/2013) [-]
but, I just said that to piss you off :(

well at least it worked but still, too well
#195 to #194 - TwistedBamboozler
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I'm not actually pissed off, just trying to prove a point. Sorry. It's clear the anon below us with like 10 thumbs did it to try and make me mad but I thought you were being serious :P
#196 to #195 - arziben
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(01/26/2013) [-]
well, only a little, and you said yourself that you would kill anyone saying "football", so I didn't thought you'd answer something about freedom of naming things :3
#219 to #193 - itsbendingtime
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"Don't be an ignorant ass hat. People can call things whatever they please. I respect that you call it football, I don't care."

Previous comment was

"If one of you ******* replies and goes "It's football" I'll ******* kill you."
#210 to #193 - Unimaksu
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(01/26/2013) [-]
soccer/football's name will be changed to "********************" pending a vote. all in favor say AYE
#216 to #210 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
aye
#176 - antiphates
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(01/26/2013) [-]
This is why I enjoy watching football...
This is why I enjoy watching football...
#192 - maidenmk
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#248 to #192 - atomicnutter
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Thanks to you I have found what the most violent sport it.
#59 - gibroner
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(01/26/2013) [-]
this might be why soccer will never catch on in American we're used to watching our version of football where people get slammed into by lumbering giants going at full sprint and get right back up like nothing happened and professional soccer players pull this **** (pic unrelated)
#63 to #59 - darkor
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Sorry, did you mean Rugby, the manliness sport on Earth?
#65 to #63 - gibroner
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I can't deny rugby is pretty ******* hardcore
#144 to #63 - uvqdkh
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(01/26/2013) [-]
MMA? Put two men in a cage, and see which one walks out with all of his limbs intact? Rugby is badass, but if we're just talking about hard hits with minimal padding, MMA is at the top of that food-chain.
#73 to #63 - pianoasis
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he meant German batball
#80 to #59 - pNeuro
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You wear large protective pads. Rugby players don't.
I can understand that if you didn't wear these pads and with the amount of contact within your sport it would be dangerous, but all I'm saying is..It's not hard to sprint at another person if you know your safety is guaranteed..
#143 to #80 - uvqdkh
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He never said anything about Rugby. He said Americans will never get into soccer. As someone who has played both, I don't think that either rugby or football is more brutal. Sure there aren't any pads, but guys (generally) tackle as opposed to the "trucking" that happens a lot in American football. That's just my opinion though.
#89 to #80 - sheepysquirrel
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I've been tackled in rugby matches by 6'3, 230lb behemoths, and in football matches by 5'8 130lb dudes and I'm 6'1, 240lb and the skinny ****** ****** me up worse.
It had nothing to do with padding really, people try harder when they aren't wearing any here because they know they can hit harder and quicker.
And I've played street football where ****** will dropkick you in the chest for the ball without any padding.
#88 to #80 - gibroner
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(01/26/2013) [-]
um even in all those pads you are far from completely safe but still rugby is a crazy ass sport that cannot be denied
#61 to #59 - deviousalien
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(01/26/2013) [-]
would agree, but ever watch a special teams kicker get hit. ******* theatrics like les miserable
#64 to #61 - gibroner
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(01/26/2013) [-]
kickers don't count they're like the drummers of the sports world
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#166 - mvtjets
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I know right, don't you just hate when people pussy out over the smallest things like in this gif?
I know right, don't you just hate when people pussy out over the smallest things like in this gif?
#20 - myactualname
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(01/25/2013) [-]
AAAAHHHH SOOOO PAINFUL!!!
AAAAHHHH SOOOO PAINFUL!!!