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#142 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#130 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#143 - HarvietheDinkle (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Geckos and Cheerio!
Geckos and Cheerio!
User avatar #126 - snakefire (01/25/2013) [-]
it never took more than that.

That's how fightclub got top commenter some time ago.

He never made witty comments, he just always posted random gifs. Theres nothing wrong with that, just stating facts.
#113 - ddoggdiggity (01/25/2013) [-]
Still have no idea what the **** this is about and still don't give a ****
#110 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
FAT BEN MADE A POOP!
#106 - quentintin (01/25/2013) [-]
remember when it only took about 500 thumbs to make it to front page
#101 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/25/2013) [-]
The picture is nice, it deserved some thumbs but FJ got a hard on and bombarded that guy and the image, every time he posted it with green thumbs.
User avatar #96 - capslockrage (01/25/2013) [-]
I always thought the gecko faggots were ******* annoying, just like those faggots that posted the "Hi phanact" pictures
User avatar #71 - ktbmnf (01/25/2013) [-]
THERE IS A CHANNEL FOR THAT GODLY MAN?!
User avatar #70 - benjaminbutton (01/25/2013) [-]
Remember when thumbs used to mean something that you could apply to real life, making them important to receive

Pepperidge farms remem....oh wait, thumbs don't mean **** .
User avatar #59 - weniscake (01/25/2013) [-]
I dont remember this.
User avatar #54 - superfudge (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what the **** is going on? what is this?
#49 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
wtf is with the weird background, the picture is fine without the ****** colors
User avatar #46 - fatspartan ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
And now it's only a matter of time...
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User avatar #12 - Himynameisjacob (01/25/2013) [-]
I also remember when I got top content with a commando cat.
Back when this website was still new.
Not much has changed.
User avatar #79 - fjm (01/25/2013) [-]
If you don't get it.....you obviously haven't fapped today
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