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#124 - anon
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(01/24/2013) [-]
did you people lie on the appplication? i mean like, say you work in media and have beta ********** before?
#169 to #124 - jellybaby
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(01/24/2013) [-]
No (Lie)
#130 to #124 - timbittwo
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Well, if you play Minecraft that's still in beta so technically, I have beta tested before.
#157 to #130 - neozzero
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(01/24/2013) [-]
**** i totally didn.t think of games like that... I was only putting down games that required exclusive beta keys.
#227 to #157 - wanicochil
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(01/24/2013) [-]
It's technically meant to be MMO's that you have beta tested in the past, minecraft isn't an MMO
#145 to #130 - tkigroggy
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Minecraft was fully released back in november 2011........
#279 to #145 - timbittwo
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Well, that's interesting. I still played during beta though.
#283 to #279 - tkigroggy
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Me too :D
#140 to #130 - wanicochil
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Psst, minecraft isn't in beta anymore
Psst, minecraft isn't in beta anymore
#278 to #140 - timbittwo
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what?
I played since Alpha anyways.
#286 to #278 - wanicochil
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Minecraft has nothing to do with it though

They want to know what MMO's you've beta tested before, because you know, it's an MMO

Minecraft is not an MMO
#131 to #130 - isradam
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(01/24/2013) [-]
And you're telling me NOW?!
#126 to #124 - therianek
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(01/24/2013) [-]
no i didnt lie
#122 - felixjarl
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(01/24/2013) [-]
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Post this picture, they will take it as a show of supreme fan creativity!
#260 to #122 - creosote
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(01/24/2013) [-]
My body's so confused right now...
My body's so confused right now...
#262 to #260 - felixjarl
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(01/24/2013) [-]
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Your brain might say no, But your penis are scream YES!
#264 to #262 - creosote
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(01/24/2013) [-]
No, I uh... I think you cured me just now...
No, I uh... I think you cured me just now...
#127 to #122 - satrenkotheone
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I am going to make a comment here so I can easily find it later when I get on my computer at home.

For science.
#214 to #127 - felixjarl
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(01/24/2013) [-]
PST: Favorite button
#215 to #214 - satrenkotheone
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I know, but that way I don't get thumbs.
#218 to #215 - felixjarl
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(01/24/2013) [-]
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Oh well, enjoy your thumbs mate.
And you have some weird use of the word science. That is softcore porn, not science.
#219 to #218 - satrenkotheone
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Actually I don't know why I did it. Maybe some people found it funny, and that's good.

They're the same thing.
#220 to #219 - felixjarl
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(01/24/2013) [-]
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You are a fun fellow, have fun with your science
#222 to #220 - satrenkotheone
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you actually mean that or now.

We should do science sometime... for science.
#223 to #222 - felixjarl
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(01/24/2013) [-]
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We really should, i have great interest the field of science. I specialize in the science of furry critters.
#225 to #223 - satrenkotheone
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I can tell...

We should do field research!
#103 - BigDoktor
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I just wrote "I love you."
#104 to #103 - BigDoktor
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(01/24/2013) [-]
And I apparently have an "above average chance."

am I dating this game?
#114 to #104 - Riuzakie
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I too have above average.
#101 - anon
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Wrong title as ****, Skyrim was just another game in the series The Elder Scrolls faggot op...
#100 - texasbarbie
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(01/24/2013) [-]
**texasbarbie rolls 311** NONE TOUCH THE FUNNY BUTTON...Likes are on 666
#106 to #100 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Not anymore, its not.
#110 to #106 - texasbarbie
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(01/24/2013) [-]
sad....
#91 - JNS
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(01/24/2013) [-]
my answer to that question was as follows
"I am an Engineer. In my profession I take deep pride, but without vain glory; to it I owe solemn obligations that I am eager to fulfill.
As an Engineer, I will participate in none but honest enterprise. To him that has engaged my services, as employer or client, I will give the utmost of performance and fidelity.
When needed, my skill and knowledge shall be given without reservation for the public good. From special capacity springs the obligation to use it well in the service of humanity: and I accept the challenge that this implies.
Jealous of the high repute of my calling, I will strive to protect the interests and the good name of any Engineer that I know to be deserving; but I will not shrink, should duty dictate, from disclosing the truth regarding anyone that, by unscrupulous act, has shown himself unworthy of the profession.
Since the Age of Stone, human progress has been conditioned by the genius of my professional forebears. By them have been rendered usable to mankind nature’s vast resources of material and energy. By them have been vitalized and turned to practical account the principles of science and the revelations of technology. Except for this heritage of accumulated experience, my efforts would be feeble. I dedicate myself to the dissemination of Engineering knowledge, and. especially, to the instruction of younger members of my profession in all its arts and traditions.
To my fellows I pledge, in the same full measure I ask of them, integrity and fair dealing, tolerance and respect, and devotion to the standards and the dignity of our profession; with the consciousness, always, that our special expertness carries with it the obligation to serve humanity with complete sincerity.

...
#98 to #91 - venomthc
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(01/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#96 to #91 - werefinding
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Why are you writing this nonsense?
#97 to #96 - JNS
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(01/24/2013) [-]
it's not nonsense, it's an attempt to establish credibility and inform then why I want to beta test
#92 to #91 - JNS
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(01/24/2013) [-]
...


As an engineer and a gamer I take deep pride in being able to help the gaming industry by testing games while they are in the beta stages. Although I have only ever beta tested one MMOG, I have alpha and beta tested countless games; some for major companies such as yourselves, some for smaller companies that are just starting out, and some for independant developers.

I would greatly appreciate the chance to beta test what I believe has the potential to become the most popular and highest praised MMOG."
#81 - albinodogcrap
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Will I be able to play it on a mac?
inb4 macs suck
#93 to #81 - JNS
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(01/24/2013) [-]
yep
#94 to #93 - albinodogcrap
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(01/24/2013) [-]
thank you
#95 to #94 - JNS
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(01/24/2013) [-]
any time
#84 to #81 - sabdoor
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(01/24/2013) [-]
You can never be inb4 Macs suck. You'd need a time machine to 1984 for that
#90 to #84 - albinodogcrap
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Okay, well my computer is school issued if that makes a difference. Anyways can anyone answer the question?
#89 to #84 - thepsychoticbiotic ONLINE
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(01/24/2013) [-]
******* got him!
******* got him!
#83 to #81 - lokiwins
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Macs don't suck... at their purpose, which is not gaming. Which makes it a less everything than a windows PC.
#87 to #83 - anon
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I still think that mac users are a bunch of stupid idiots... have you not heard of boot camping windows. all OSX version should have them preinstalled.
#80 - phlem ONLINE
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I applied today for it, apparently my chances are excellent but you could put asd;lk in every box and get excellent. What they really look at are your specs and previous beta tests.
#111 to #80 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/24/2013) [-]
well ****, I'm probably not going to get picked for the beta...I listed the open betas for, Gears of war 3, Halo 3, and Reach in the comment section...
#133 to #111 - phlem ONLINE
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I just have a couple closed Betas on mine but my computer specs are pretty impressive so hopefully it'll counter my lack of Betas..
#142 to #133 - wanicochil
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I beta tested quite a few games (Mostly MMO) And have amazing PC specks

Still only got above average
#280 to #142 - phlem ONLINE
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Yeah you have to literally fill out EVERYTHING for excellent. I always stick with the same guild so we have a webpage and everything, I've been playing with them for almost five years. That's the one a lot of people just ignore, but unless it's a known guild I doubt it would matter.
#107 to #80 - huntergriff
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#88 to #80 - Odobisean
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(01/24/2013) [-]
God damn it, I have a 200,000¥ computer (No idea how much USD but over 2,000), I've been in every WoW, Lineage, Everquest, AIon, Rift, Guild Wars, Tera, and a **** ton more, and in the why thing I put more effort into it then I did for my resume at my current job. Then I only got "Above Average" *************.
#65 - anon
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Why you should choose me?
"CUZ I TOOK LE ERRO IN DA NEE XD"
#63 - TommyG
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I just told them that I do my math homework in pen. Maybe that will show them how much of a cool guy I am.
#62 - evilanakie
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(01/24/2013) [-]
i told them that i didnt care if i got it or not because i would be playing the full version anyway
and now i have the code
#61 - nevrit
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Maybe, but possibly not if everybody sees this and spams them with the same response.
#59 - drvvatson ONLINE
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I hope he gets in, that was brilliant.
#58 - hilterskankles
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(01/24/2013) [-]
was gonna sign up.... way to much **** to fill in!
#217 to #58 - blutzcrunk
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(01/24/2013) [-]
And why would you report back bugs, if that little sign up had too much to fill.
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#56 - bazda
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(01/24/2013) [-]
This guys spell checker is broke as ****.
#206 to #56 - zetche
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(01/24/2013) [-]
He might be Swedish or something, the only word that's not labeled is "not" which is a Swedish word.
#102 to #56 - anon
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(01/24/2013) [-]
His language is probably not english
#60 to #56 - tylosaurus
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk does the same thing to me.
#54 - CyrilKeir
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#85 to #54 - Odobisean
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Have fun getting sued if you do, or do you not remember the contract you agreed to when you checked the little box?
#49 - gerthc
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(01/24/2013) [-]
Why should they choose me as a beta tester? Because I am the Dragonborn!
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#45 - KayRed
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I actually just signed up for it. I mentioned in that section that judging from early gameplay footage, I think the game looks like **** and is going to disappointing.
#42 - telekinetic
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(01/24/2013) [-]
I think you may regret it if you don't. (Intimidate)