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#28 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
What could possibly be written about me...? "Today Cam got up at 2pm, then rushed to town to buy textbooks. She then had a dinner of pizza and Dr. pepper, before going to class. After 3 hours of English, she came home to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer and browse Funnyjunk for the rest of the night. The end. Come back tomorrow to hear about her dentist appointment."
#27 - qwertymnbv (01/23/2013) [-]
If multiverse theory holds true, then in an infinite number of universes, multiverse theory is false.
User avatar #170 to #27 - icameheretotroll (01/23/2013) [-]
If multiverse universe is true then there's a guy looking just like me who can travel through universes and wants to make me rich, he will steal money from other universes and give it to me... nothing is happening.. :(
User avatar #56 to #27 - Hentaifan (01/23/2013) [-]
That's the thing with scientific theories though, they're never proven true or false. They just have evidence leaning one way or the other.
There are also universes where the theories of gravity and evolution are deemed false. This has nothing to do with the universe, but instead it has to do with the beings within the universe.

Or, if you want to look at it a different way, you can imagine that all the universes where the multiverse theory is "true" are connected to each other in some way. Now you take the universes where the theory is "false" and say that these universes are completely cut of from each other, as well as the other universes. You can say this separation is what makes the theory "false" for these universes.
#25 - Psychotic (01/23/2013) [-]
"I was reading a book about a really lonely guy who finds joy in comforting and empathizing with others, but never grows close to anyone. I wish he were real so we could end our loneliness with each other. He would understand that I am a real person, too..."
#196 to #25 - tanabata ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Why is this not on stoner humor
#21 - matthewfuckingmain (01/23/2013) [-]
That's a scary thought.
#37 to #21 - ilikearabs (01/23/2013) [-]
**ilikearabs rolled a random image posted in comment #297 at Tumblr After Dark ** can i please get that in HD and wallpaper size please?
User avatar #38 to #37 - ilikearabs (01/23/2013) [-]
**ilikearabs rolls 48**
#20 - reinbowxdash (01/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - somekornchick (01/23/2013) [-]
Speaking of parallel uniiverses, there would be a parallel universe where there are no other parallel universes.
#26 to #19 - gajus (01/23/2013) [-]
No, because the laws of physics exist in every parallel universe.
User avatar #30 to #26 - chuckbillrow (01/23/2013) [-]
while you are right that he is wrong your reasoning is wrong every universe would have its own laws of physics but that is of no consequence because the multiverse is not in a universe and is therefore not affected by the laws of physics
#18 - jofj (01/23/2013) [-]
#47 to #18 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
That thumb has been passed down through the Armstrong line for generations! *sparkle sparkle*
#17 - camwilskel (01/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - evilanakie (01/23/2013) [-]
and if garrus wrote a fan fic about me
oh lord the calibrations
User avatar #15 - evilanakie (01/23/2013) [-]
but there already is fan fics about evilanakie x spooks
#14 - lolerbot (01/23/2013) [-]
Lilly wrote a fanfiction about me ******* her...
User avatar #13 - cocopopsonfire (01/23/2013) [-]
whats wierder is that my favourite fictional character has the same first name so its almost as if he's making up stories about himself playing games and masturbating all the time
User avatar #10 - monstersz (01/23/2013) [-]
"Then monstersz went onto FunnyJunk where she waisted life away."
#23 to #10 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
So.. you did hula-hoops all day?
User avatar #322 to #23 - monstersz (01/23/2013) [-]
Yes.
#8 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
well then...they like masturbation
User avatar #6 - mattdoggy (01/23/2013) [-]
....and then just like last night and the night before that, and all the nights before he went home and cried as he procrastinated on school and work
User avatar #5 - thefurie (01/23/2013) [-]
Today, thefurie hit his peek when he masturbated. More at 11
#1 - geckosandcheerios (01/22/2013) [-]
Today geckosandcheerios spent ten hours on Funnyjunk posting gifs of geckos and cheerios, then masturbated and cried himself to sleep. Another successful day.
Today geckosandcheerios spent ten hours on Funnyjunk posting gifs of geckos and cheerios, then masturbated and cried himself to sleep. Another successful day.
User avatar #314 to #1 - akkere (01/23/2013) [-]
You know what I don't understand?

Why geckosandcheerios got all these thumbs, and things like Ray Bingo or Fat Ben Made Poop got all these downthumbs.

I really don't see the difference between the three.
Not saying Ray Bingo or FBMP wasn't annoying, but what's the deal?
User avatar #363 to #314 - thirteenthdoctor (01/25/2013) [-]
Because geckos are cute when they lick cheerios.
#293 to #1 - kaboomz (01/23/2013) [-]
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> spam funnyjunk for hours
> not a single red thumb



you are a hero my friend
you deserve every single thumb u got

those gifs are too damm cute HNNNGGG
User avatar #276 to #1 - westonbeast (01/23/2013) [-]
Way to go geckosandcheerios! Seems like a pretty productive day to me.
#256 to #1 - peyko ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Worlds best Grafix ** Good god, you wasnt even joking.
#250 to #1 - fattyfuck (01/23/2013) [-]
Mfw geckosandcherios has more comment thumbs than me and I've been on here for 2 years.   
I'm doing something wrong, what do.
Mfw geckosandcherios has more comment thumbs than me and I've been on here for 2 years.
I'm doing something wrong, what do.
User avatar #358 to #250 - josephkirk (01/24/2013) [-]
...he passed me up in just 4 days. 4 DAYS! hes been on for 4 days and he passed me up...ive been on here sense 2009 and i actually try to be funny
#274 to #250 - geckosandcheerios (01/23/2013) [-]
Have you tried posting geckos?
Have you tried posting geckos?
#279 to #274 - fattyfuck (01/23/2013) [-]
I would then become a notorious reposter :(
I would then become a notorious reposter :(
#228 to #1 - acksl (01/23/2013) [-]
I like you
I like you
User avatar #222 to #1 - lolzordz (01/23/2013) [-]
if youre really serious about this you should buy a gecko and some cheerios so that you dont post the same two pictures in every post
#192 to #1 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
User avatar #94 to #1 - pabloenis ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #82 to #1 - nimdajf (01/23/2013) [-]
that sad moment, when someone got more than 6 times your total thumbs in 2 days
#183 to #82 - atma (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm right there with you. Thumbs haven't been surpassed yet, but the moment of truth is quickly dawning. It... It makes me feel less of a man.
#359 to #183 - josephkirk (01/24/2013) [-]
believe me you;re not the only one...in his 4 days here he passed me by 30 thumbs...and i started back in 2009. im sad now
believe me you;re not the only one...in his 4 days here he passed me by 30 thumbs...and i started back in 2009. im sad now
#24 to #1 - killjow (01/23/2013) [-]
I truly fear the one day you're gif is relevant to the content, there will be a thumbstorm that cripples the servers of funnyjunk.
User avatar #120 to #24 - ieatbengay (01/23/2013) [-]
there was content about cheerios that was relevant and the ****** posted a different gif

wise bastard
#11 to #1 - nightstar (01/23/2013) [-]
Solid day.  I look forward to seeing a different gif of a gecko and a cheerio tomorrow.
Solid day. I look forward to seeing a different gif of a gecko and a cheerio tomorrow.
User avatar #9 to #1 - biggieboy (01/23/2013) [-]
you're dedicated, i'll give you that
#4 to #1 - miscarriage (01/22/2013) [-]
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What would the fanfiction about you be called?

also it sounds marvelous. 9/10 would read it
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