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#137 - chikkachikka
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Im.. in actual fact exactly like the boys in all catagory's except for shoes...
Im.. in actual fact exactly like the boys in all catagory's except for shoes...
#149 to #137 - dawdawdwa
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Damn dude!
You have more than one pair of shoes?
You rich ************!
#160 to #137 - idoliam
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Same I have 5 pairs of shoes but only my converse aren't hand-me-downs. They were a gift.
#132 - bamsebjornen
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(01/23/2013) [-]
jesus christ another ******* superiority post, just kill yourself already op
#136 to #132 - chrolt
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Who would you say is supposed to be the superior one here?
#71 - ocnamesaregone
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, this has been posted so many times
#27 - SuperCookie
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(01/23/2013) [-]
So, no girls ever jokingly insult each other? Yeah, it's not like girl friends calling each other 'bitch' is a huge cultural stereotype...
also, according to this post, no woman has ever truly complimented another.
Logic!
#54 to #27 - racrox
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(01/23/2013) [-]
When a guy calls another guy a dick, it's subtext is friend.   
   
When a girl calls another girl a bitch, it's subtext is friend... which has another layer of subtext that means bitch.
When a guy calls another guy a dick, it's subtext is friend.

When a girl calls another girl a bitch, it's subtext is friend... which has another layer of subtext that means bitch.
#28 to #27 - lordmatt **User deleted account**
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#29 to #27 - dungledoo
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(01/23/2013) [-]
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#68 - anonymouzx
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(01/23/2013) [-]
WD-40
WD-40
#117 to #68 - funmanigro
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(01/23/2013) [-]
what does it have with the post?
#165 to #117 - anonymouzx
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Read the guys soap...
#26 - RaptorJesus
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(01/23/2013) [-]
I agree with all this except the cold part....

The way i was raised, colds shouldnt be anymore than a slight annoyance. If they affect your 'productivity' (for lack of a better word) in any way, youre a huge pussy.

My dad's a hardass.....
#58 to #26 - konradkurze
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(01/23/2013) [-]
easiest way to get past a cold

dose up on energy drinks, the caffiene will speed up your body and burn those cold germs out
#62 to #26 - joocles
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(01/23/2013) [-]
dumbass
#10 - debunny
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(01/23/2013) [-]
i love zits, great comic
#25 to #10 - neededllama
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Zits is best comic
#157 - rotucex
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(01/23/2013) [-]
That's not hacking
#151 - doyoulikeapizza
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(01/23/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #2655636 at FJ RPG **
#140 - webshark
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(01/23/2013) [-]
These posts always make me feel more like a man than a woman.
#158 to #140 - idoliam
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Same here.
#103 - hydraetis
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(01/23/2013) [-]
This is much more accurate than the usual.
#96 - vatra
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Some of these are pretty true, but I think I have like seven pairs of shoes, I'm too lazy to go count. It might just be how my relationships have ended, but I've never been upset at any point afterwards, in fact I usually just go back to normal life before even learning the chick even existed.

<mfw relationship ends.
#104 to #96 - hydraetis
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Unfortunately not all of us are privileged enough to have the ability to be like that right after relationships. I for one am a hopeless ******* sap when it comes to relationships and I hate it, whereas outside of a relationship I am one of the ********** given about everything sort of person.
#105 to #104 - vatra
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps I wasn't clear enough my friend, I care during relationships, It's just that like my last one ended with her cheating, so my anger strongly outweighed anything else I felt, so I just suppressed the anger and basically forgot she existed.
#106 to #105 - hydraetis
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(01/23/2013) [-]
yea I've only been in two relationships and both ended with me basically getting tossed away like trash. definitely was not happy whatsoever for a while after those.

incidentally both girls kinda hate my guts now. good riddance I say
#107 to #106 - vatra
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Pretty much, my relationships have all either ended with me angry at them or on mutual terms that we shouldn't see each other anymore, so I guess I just haven't been given a reason to be sad after a relationship yet.
#72 - raquelian
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(01/23/2013) [-]
woman: could bleed for days and not give 2 *****
man: could bleed for days and swear the end is near
#80 to #72 - pokemanaphy
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Think you've got that mixed up, old chap
#67 - jeroylenkins
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(01/23/2013) [-]
I do not wear the same shoes everyday because I care about how I look and dress accordingly to my outfit or where I'm going.
#83 to #67 - grumpythefirst
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(01/23/2013) [-]
All that extra money you spend on shoes that aren't necessary.. you know.. that could go to people that don't own a single pair of shoes?

It goes back to things you want, but don't need.
#63 - pelicanplank
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Man I loved George Carlin. Anyone else?
#52 - callmesenpai
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(01/23/2013) [-]
I find this funny because I'm genderfluid- that is to say, sometimes I feel female and sometimes I feel male- and I have a lot of **** from both sides.
#55 to #52 - konradkurze
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(01/23/2013) [-]
the saying 'cant we have both' is your life motto?
#164 to #55 - callmesenpai
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Quite.
#42 - sportsgif
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(01/23/2013) [-]
>owning one pair of shoes
Are you ******* poor or have aspergers? My lord
#47 to #42 - zackmorris
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(01/23/2013) [-]
When will you people learn that the majority of this community is uncultured plebeians.
#56 to #42 - konradkurze
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(01/23/2013) [-]
**** shoes

i wear boots FTW
#66 to #56 - HypomanDan
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(01/23/2013) [-]
one pair of thongs, my steel-capped work boots, and my everyday steel-capped boots. What else could you need?
#13 - AliCattLovee
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(01/23/2013) [-]
This is what happens when girls "hack" your facebook account.
#14 to #13 - AliCattLovee
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#15 to #14 - AliCattLovee
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#16 to #15 - AliCattLovee
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#49 to #13 - FriendWreck
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(01/23/2013) [-]
Did you just put your full Facebook name on FunnyJunk?

Get ready for the spam.
#6 - tigronn
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(01/22/2013) [-]
mfw i'd be sad after breakup all the time, and my rooms clean, and i dont do **** about a cold
#8 to #6 - waragainst
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(01/22/2013) [-]
mfw

MyFaceWhen

Where is your face, man?

<-- Certainly, this is mfw you post a ******** comment like this
#9 to #8 - MurphyUK
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Some of us can't help it!