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#283 - calawesome (01/22/2013) [-]
<And people say aliens don't exist.

All this bitch does is cry about starships and suck Lil wayne's dick to collect DNA samples.
User avatar #280 - fazermint (01/22/2013) [-]
This guy tries to sound smart, but ends up spouting ******** .

Humans are intelligent. The internet, airplanes, and medicine are some examples that point towards intelligence. Even if we'd meet a superior alien species, the reasons we couldn't communicate would be because we don't speak the same language or use different forms of communication, not level of intelligence.

While alien life may exist, the distance between galaxies is too immense to travel. Even with a spaceship capable of moving with the speed of light (which is impossible to achieve), the trip would exceed our lifespan. Aliens may have superior intelligence, but this fact still remains.

THIS is why we have not been visited by aliens.
User avatar #334 to #280 - bluejupiter (01/22/2013) [-]
Even without all the fancy stuff of making wormholes, it is still possible to travel this far and still be alive. A space ship that has a form of renewable fuel, plus cyro chambers and a species could travel infinitely far so long as they had power.

We aren't that far from working out cyro chambers either so we just have to build a space ship that can run on solar power or some other form of energy we haven't discovered and send it on it's merry way. Sure, by the time they get there years will have passed and their entire family may or may not be dead but we still traveled the amount of distance it would take to possibly run into another form of life.
User avatar #313 to #280 - cloudshadowevil (01/22/2013) [-]
he never said humans aren't intelligent, he just said we might be dumber than other life forms, that is all.he even gave a step by step example to what hes saying, you only proof him right by ur dumb founded retardedness
#303 to #280 - manythingstodohere (01/22/2013) [-]
Those inventions may be significant to us but what if they are insignificant to a specific kind of superior alien.
Space jump, worm holes can be used for traveling? and most of all, if that alien race is far advanced, they will have technologies that we can't possibly think of, or achieve ( at least for now). Well there are possibilities that some aliens are less developed than us
Humans are intelligent but will we be considered as intelligent to a more superior species? Anyway there are theories so we can't be sure.
But there is one thing we can be sure of, we are not alone.
#294 to #280 - simplejake (01/22/2013) [-]
Just because we have these inventions doesn't make us intelligent. A worm may think he's smart because of all he's accomplished in his life but really its insignificant to us. That's what this guy is trying to get at. Who's to say we're the most superior species in the galaxy or universe?

Also, you don't need to travel at the speed of light when you can bend space itself. Wormholes could be a very possible means of travel for advanced life-forms. Instead of going over a mountain(going in a straight line through space), why not tunnel through the mountain(create a wormhole) to make the trip shorter?
#278 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
This is not really "evidence," it merely means that just because there isn't evidence showing that aliens HAVE visited us doesn't mean it has NOT happened.

I really get peaved when people tout such things as evidence, such as creationists and evolutionists alike.

That said, I really like this idea, and I love thinking about it, as well as Neil Degrasse Tyson.
User avatar #288 to #278 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]
You love thinking about Neil Degrasse Tyson? That's kinda weird.
User avatar #277 - guitarguise (01/22/2013) [-]
Or we just haven't been observed by an extra terrestrial species yet. Considering how vast the universe is, it's unlikely that we've been discovered at all. And even if we have, how would the aliens contact us? Fly all the way over here from their planet(s)?

If we have been discovered, just because they're super-intelligent doesn't mean that they have somehow managed to break the laws of physics and traverse galaxies within a reasonable amount of time. I think that the biggest evidence for why we haven't been visited by aliens is not that we are unintelligent, but that visiting us wouldn't be worthwhile at all. Who would spend millions of years traveling the universe just to see a bunch of humans on a water based planet? This would be the sentiment, regardless of how intelligent humans are. IF the aliens were as intelligent as us, or more intelligent, they would have the sense to know not to waste time trying to visit us. Maybe they'd send out some sort of signal or something, but even then it'd take eons to get to us.
User avatar #275 - broxalax (01/22/2013) [-]
Piece of evidence = theory based on something that may not be present.

We farm worms for our own needs, we understand them and use them to our own advantage. An alien life form could do the same, we could have many uses, slaves, builders, food, nutrient for crops (blood and bone)

we dont talk to the worm because we know it to not speak a language made by man, but we do know it exists
User avatar #271 - kustomforce (01/22/2013) [-]
actually if us humans found worms on another planet don't you think we'd go down there to investigate?
User avatar #268 - rockamekishiko (01/22/2013) [-]
but maybe we are not as unintelligent as worms compared to them maybe to them we are like dolphins and we know they are smart and i think they know when we are studying them
User avatar #266 - kosicandavid (01/22/2013) [-]
Or maybe there is no INTELLIGENT life near us... maybe there is somwhere some planet full of aliens that looks similar to humans but they still live stone age society or probably some planet where we can find life but it is only some animals like dinosaurs on earth... Think about it people....
#260 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
But the worm does notice that we are there. It just doesn't know that were intelligent.
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User avatar #250 - moldybreadcrumb (01/22/2013) [-]
What if the worm's smart and we don't know because it thinks we're stupid, therefor ignoring us
#298 to #250 - doyouevenupload (01/22/2013) [-]
i fixed it for you!
User avatar #252 to #250 - moevleboevle (01/22/2013) [-]
sounds like the mice from HItchikers Guide To The Galaxy
User avatar #243 - infinitereaper ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I try telling this to most people, but they look at me like I'm crazy. I mean for all we know our logic is dead compared to the vastness of reality. For all we know we are just simpletons who don't really know much of anything.
#229 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Aliens doesn't exists. They are "existed" because of our optimism that there must be at least a life (at least ancient micro creatures) in this vast infinite universe. But there are no evidence proves they are exists (source: Howard Smith, astrophysicist at Harvard University). This is why atheists were flawed. Science is based on logical evidences, but without evidence of aliens, atheists believe that aliens are exist. Are you ******* kidding me? What is your arguments? You rejected God because there is no evidence that He exists but you accept aliens without evidence that they are exists? This worldview of aliens existence also prove that God exists. Your arguments are flawed.
User avatar #287 to #229 - Kellanved (01/22/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for you if your life is so pointless that this is what you do to entertain yourself.
User avatar #370 to #287 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I concur. It should really spend more time learning basic language skills.
#279 to #229 - tazze (01/22/2013) [-]
but asians read minds anon, you can't exlpain that
#247 to #229 - saxophan (01/22/2013) [-]
To be fair, it is funny, and it is junk.
#245 to #229 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Holy 						*******					 						****					 dude.     
*don't exist   
*They &quot;exist&quot;   
*is no evidence proving they exist   
*aliens exist   
*are your   
*they exist (if I have to tell you one more time I will find you and kill you)   
*aliens'   
*proves   
   
Now that that's out of the way...   
   
You say there is no evidence that they exist and cite a random astrophysicist.  Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist too, so they cancel out.  In any case, that's a 						*******					 retarded argument, because at the same time there is no evidence that they do NOT exist.     
   
Since when did atheism come into this?  Sounds like you're just a butthurt believer.  The post had nothing to do with religion at all.     
   
'Science is based on logical evidences, but without evidence of aliens, atheists believe that aliens are exist.'  Well, unfortunately for you, science is actually also based largely on theory.  If you want to get into the little metaphysical technicalities (though I fear your intelligence may be too small to comprehend them), nothing is truly proveable.  What you call 'evidences' is actually conjectures drawn reasonably from results.  They are not concrete.  What I'm trying to say is that the mathematical probability points overwhelmingly to the existence of alien life, so we can reasonably draw that conclusion.  But to atheists, there is zero proof of God, so that conclusion is not reasonable.  Your argument is thereby invalidated.     
   
Nobody can do it, so it must be true, right?  No; just because nobody has done it before does not mean it cannot be done.  YOUR logic is fatally flawed.     
   
And as a side note, I'm a Christian AND I believe in extraterrestrial life.  They are not mutually exclusive.  Nowhere in the Bible does it say that aliens don't exist.
Holy ******* **** dude.
*don't exist
*They "exist"
*is no evidence proving they exist
*aliens exist
*are your
*they exist (if I have to tell you one more time I will find you and kill you)
*aliens'
*proves

Now that that's out of the way...

You say there is no evidence that they exist and cite a random astrophysicist. Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist too, so they cancel out. In any case, that's a ******* retarded argument, because at the same time there is no evidence that they do NOT exist.

Since when did atheism come into this? Sounds like you're just a butthurt believer. The post had nothing to do with religion at all.

'Science is based on logical evidences, but without evidence of aliens, atheists believe that aliens are exist.' Well, unfortunately for you, science is actually also based largely on theory. If you want to get into the little metaphysical technicalities (though I fear your intelligence may be too small to comprehend them), nothing is truly proveable. What you call 'evidences' is actually conjectures drawn reasonably from results. They are not concrete. What I'm trying to say is that the mathematical probability points overwhelmingly to the existence of alien life, so we can reasonably draw that conclusion. But to atheists, there is zero proof of God, so that conclusion is not reasonable. Your argument is thereby invalidated.

Nobody can do it, so it must be true, right? No; just because nobody has done it before does not mean it cannot be done. YOUR logic is fatally flawed.

And as a side note, I'm a Christian AND I believe in extraterrestrial life. They are not mutually exclusive. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that aliens don't exist.
User avatar #241 to #229 - Soilwork (01/22/2013) [-]
oh GOD my brain
#237 to #229 - sharm (01/22/2013) [-]
First of all, learn the english language. Second, we exist. We are proof that intelligent life can form. We are the only known example of intelligent life. There has been not one example of a being that created us. My point:
Examples of intelligent life: 1; examples of gods: 0
User avatar #235 to #229 - taintedangel (01/22/2013) [-]
1/10 anon.

Knowing how vast the universe is, to say we're alone in it is the most retarded thing anyone can say, especially for an anonymous Christian troll.

The ******* statistics alone say you're an idiot.
User avatar #234 to #229 - bowservoltaire (01/22/2013) [-]
I, in name of the good Christian community, condemn this post as blatant faggotry.
User avatar #233 to #229 - lordbrauner (01/22/2013) [-]
Are you familiar with the Schrodinger's cat theory? Until we have solid proof, then intelligent life must both exist, and not exist at the same time. Which one you choose to believe in is up to you entirely.
User avatar #246 to #233 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
It isn't even familiar with language, I doubt it's familiar with quantum theory.
User avatar #257 to #246 - lordbrauner (01/22/2013) [-]
A fair observation. I'll save these theories for someone more coherent next time, haha.
User avatar #258 to #257 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
xD although Schrodinger's Cat is, admittedly, one of the more simple ones. Fairly straightfoward logic--if you can't measure it, you can't claim anything about it.
User avatar #265 to #258 - lordbrauner (01/22/2013) [-]
Sometimes simplicity is what is needed, as it doesn't complicate things more than what is necessary.

Go too far into these quantum theories, and eventually I hit point where it's all conjecture, backed up by math I do not understand and it all goes over my head.
User avatar #236 to #233 - taintedangel (01/22/2013) [-]
While I do believe they do exist, I can't argue with this point either, I'm afraid.
User avatar #238 to #236 - lordbrauner (01/22/2013) [-]
Indeed. I too believe that it is extremely likely that we're not alone. It seems FJ isn't really a fan of my neutrality though. Oh well, to each their own.
#232 to #229 - Cleavland Steamer (01/22/2013) [-]
&quot;Aliens doesn't exists.&quot;   
   
That may be the most retarded way to begin a paragraph that argues with Neil deGrasse Tyson's logic.
"Aliens doesn't exists."

That may be the most retarded way to begin a paragraph that argues with Neil deGrasse Tyson's logic.
#276 to #232 - tazze (01/22/2013) [-]
that gif always creeps me out
that gif always creeps me out
User avatar #226 - ooi (01/22/2013) [-]
I read the whole thing as warm and not worm.

Yep I think it time to go to sleep.
#222 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
That is an interesting theory. But in fact, to any persons knowledge we are the most Intelligent lifeform in existance.
User avatar #249 to #222 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
The monumental flaw in that logic/statement is that 'any persons knowledge' = truth. Yes, I agree, it IS a theory and therefore possibly untrue. But it's so highly improbable that we are the only intelligent life that it may as well be true. Our very existence is proof that intelligent life is possible. There are billions upon billions upon billions (repeat ad nauseum) of planets out there. You do the math.
User avatar #242 to #222 - flipflank (01/22/2013) [-]
I completely agree with you. Most theories/hopes and dreams, are that we'll discover life on some distant planet that is far more advanced than us...What if we're the oldest race out there, what if we'll be the "aliens" landing on some other planet, who are just now picking up tools, or learning to read. So that in a thousand years(or what ever) when we discover their civilization we're the advanced ones bringing interstellar knowledge.
User avatar #248 to #242 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
While what you say is certainly possible, the sheer mathematical improbability is impossible to ignore.
User avatar #255 to #248 - flipflank (01/22/2013) [-]
by "sheer mathematical improbability" what are you referring to? just for interest sake
User avatar #256 to #255 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Well, consider the following (and I'm serious; I'm not trying to be a sarcastic jackass, something that the 'consider' phrase has unfortunately become associated with):

1. 'Life' is a manifestly broad term. A single bacterium counts as life. Yes, a microscopic, unicellular organism.
2. The sheer number of organisms on this planet is incontrovertible proof that life, regardless of its intelligence, can exist.
3. The number of planets is practically incomprehensible. Astronomers have speculated that there are several trillion in the Milky Way alone.

Given all of that, is it not immensely likely that at least one single bacterium exists somewhere on at least one of the bajillions of planets out there?

I mean, yes, even with all that it's still a theory, a mathematical assumption; I completely understand that. But IMO it's a pretty damn reasonable assumption.
User avatar #267 to #256 - flipflank (01/22/2013) [-]
Agreed
1. I suppose that's why we refer to "intelligent life" because if you found even one, single celled organism on mars(for example) that is "life" on another planet.
2.again agreed
3.100% agree with you on that. "the drake equation" (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation) certain variables plugged into his equation suggests there are 1000 to 100,000,000 civilizations in our galaxy alone. (not solid evidence but a theory)

And I guess that was more the point I was trying to make, we're only just reaching the edges of our solar system(in terms of sending probes etc) who knows whats out there. I definitely believe about life on other planets, not sure what form that life will be.

Another theory I have is that most of our science is based on (for lack of a better word) fire, the why we get car engines to operate etc etc. Which might and I say "might" have influenced the way we perceive the universe around us. What if other civilizations discovered something else before they discovered fire. But now I get into a conversation where I could I go on and on and on and I really should get back to work :)
User avatar #369 to #267 - jzwangpk ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Yes, that is true; makes for a much livelier debate. xD
I agree with your mention of the Drake equation; I didn't bring it up earlier because IMO it's not the most reliable thing--it's possible to get it to equal a ridiculously small number that would supposedly mean we are alone in the entire bloody universe, something that I think is mentioned in the Wikipedia article--but I do still subscribe to what it proposes. In any case, that tiny number is obtained by deliberately using the smallest possible values, so it's effectively a manufactured result.

That is a very interesting theory. I have always considered fire the most important 'invention' in the history of mankind, but I've never thought of it that way before. I suppose if some civilisation managed somehow to harness electricity before fire, they would be quite markedly different!
#227 to #222 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
I typed in a captch a for the 2nd time EVER on this website just so i could tell you how stupid you are
#220 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
TL;DR
#239 to #220 - sharm (01/22/2013) [-]
You're browsing FJ, your time mustn't be that important. So what do you have to lose by reading?
User avatar #221 to #220 - Hreidmar (01/22/2013) [-]
Your loss.
User avatar #219 - jellyman (01/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of that one episode of Regular Show where Mordecai and Rigby become so smart that everyone else are hairy, retarded apes, they couldn't read, everywhere was cosmic, and they spoke Latin. ******* love that episode
#218 - edgeofshadows (01/22/2013) [-]
"When you notice an insect on the ground do you stop to consider it a fool? The life of an insect is so beneath you that it would be a waste of your time to even consider judging it. That would be an accurate summation on my feelings towards you humans."
User avatar #309 to #218 - mintea (01/22/2013) [-]
God ******* damn it, now I have to re-watch the entire anime again. FOR THE 9TH TIME.
Why won't fmab let me live in peace :c
User avatar #225 to #218 - tonyredgrave (01/22/2013) [-]
Yet you still got your ass kicked by a midget.
User avatar #293 to #225 - soupkey (01/22/2013) [-]
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE COULD ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFIYING GLASS, YOU JERK!"
User avatar #253 to #225 - moevleboevle (01/22/2013) [-]
a handicapped midget*
#217 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
my mom says i am intelligent
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