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#56 - imalex has deleted their comment [-]
#61 to #56 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
FACEBOOK KIDS IF YOU ********* COULDNT UNDERSTAND THAT
#53 - AceofHearts (01/22/2013) [-]
You've found a girl that's a nerd but wont shut up, good job.
You've found a girl that's a nerd but wont shut up, good job.
User avatar #48 - lolollo ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I get being passionate about something, but that's seriously too complicated an answer even for that.

It's like asking someone who their favorite football team is and they start going over the team's history and records.
User avatar #45 - goochmaster (01/22/2013) [-]
In the long run, Charmander is best.

However, if you're trying to do a speed run, it's best to go with Squirtle
#74 to #45 - cakecake (01/22/2013) [-]
shuckle is the best pokemon ever, but as for the first 3 starters, i gotta go with squirtle.
#83 to #74 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
bulbasaur is best starte, but if I had to choose I'd go with bulbasaur
#41 - jacobomexicano (01/22/2013) [-]
can't ******* wait to use finnekin
#46 to #41 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
too bad the other two look like reject muppits
#96 to #46 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Grass has the best final evolve form. the fire one's suck through and through. the waters final is second. I am going to us grass.
User avatar #156 to #96 - CrashingSea (01/22/2013) [-]
The final forms haven't been released yet... how do you know this?
User avatar #39 - codyxvasco (01/22/2013) [-]
I've always loved Bulbasaur.
#34 - zombehhh (01/22/2013) [-]
Always pick Fire Types.
User avatar #36 to #34 - lokiwins (01/22/2013) [-]
Fire has always been my favourite since charizard.
#77 to #36 - vparrish (01/22/2013) [-]
Yep, Charizard pretty much set the standard for bad assery when it comes to starters.
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User avatar #44 to #22 - chthulhu (01/22/2013) [-]
You need a lot of water to do that. So you need a lot of not-very-effective water attacks to beat a grass pokemon.
User avatar #42 to #22 - lickilicky (01/22/2013) [-]
Any animal can die from over hydration. WATER IS SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST EVERYTHING!
#26 to #22 - nsfwanon (01/22/2013) [-]
I think they're going on the notion that plants absorb water. Hence why grass moves such as absorb are super effective. In this instance, 'too much water' doesn't really come into it.
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User avatar #38 to #27 - lokiwins (01/22/2013) [-]
It's more than just a plant though, it's an animal too...
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#30 to #27 - nsfwanon (01/22/2013) [-]
Pretty much. Pokemon just doesn't work like that. Water gets absorbed by Grass, Grass gets burnt by Fire, and Fire gets doused by Water. Sure you can drown a plant IRL, but Pokemon does't really take that into account.
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User avatar #20 - awesomenessdefined (01/22/2013) [-]
Except I hate pokemon. There, I said it.
#106 to #20 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
without nostalgia pokemon doesn't have **** , I tried playing them for the first time when I was 20 and found it to be a huge grind fest, no dept, bad story writing and average Jrpg combat system.
The cartoon was **** too

so people, don't let your nostalgia take over you, accept that the game hasn't aged well at all
User avatar #176 to #67 - awesomenessdefined (01/22/2013) [-]
NO YOU!
User avatar #19 - mrgoodbunny (01/22/2013) [-]
Water type master race.
#17 - Thenewguygunther (01/22/2013) [-]
that awkward moment when, i have so many issues that when an imaginary comic character says she likes the grass starter over the water starter i feel predisposed to dislike her a bit
User avatar #50 to #17 - vicsix (01/22/2013) [-]
Water types always win.
User avatar #139 to #50 - admiralen (01/22/2013) [-]
im just gonna say pikachu and yellow
User avatar #181 to #139 - vicsix (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm gonna counter that with ******* MUDKIP!!!!!
User avatar #183 to #181 - admiralen (01/23/2013) [-]
can i haz mudkipz?
#14 - newfalcon (01/22/2013) [-]
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MFW her first paragraph





The rest made up for it though
#25 to #14 - bjmcnerney (01/22/2013) [-]
can someone please explain the 1st paragraph
#37 to #25 - viva (01/22/2013) [-]
Okay. Well. I guessing that you're referring to the first paragraph as "With Venusaur's....choose bulbasaur" What its saying is that in the fifth generation of the pokemon games (black and white, and black2 and white2) Venusaur received the new ability of Chlorophyll, which is a very good ability, though the dream world. The sleep mechanics of the game were also changed in gen V. A pokemon will be asleep for a certain number of turns when it is put to sleep, and will wake up at the end of the set number of turns. What changed is with the new gen, the "counter" for the set number of turns will reset each time a pokemon switches out of batlle. So lets say for example that your Blastoise uses rest. It will be asleep for two turns if it stays in battle for the entire duration of its rest. However, if you switch it out lets say after burning one turn of sleep, when it switches back in it will have to sleep for another two turns before waking up. It is strange that this would be a factor in chooseing Bulbasaur because the new sleep mechanics aren't THAT game changing. But none the less, Venusaur does get sleep powder and the new mechanics will give it that much more of an edge. With the combination of its new ability and other new mechanics, such as how the move "Growth" got changed up, Venusaur got launched up into to the upper tiers of pokemon competitive battling. The tiers are set by Smogon University and Venusaur got placed into the Overused tier. Venusaur is better in the meta game than Blastoise and Charizard but for just normal playing of the game it doesn't matter.

Sorry it's long but this is the best explanation I could give. Hope it helps.
#55 to #37 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
You actually build Venusaur as a physical attacker. Sleep powder gives you a free swords dance, which allows you to sweep entire teams thanks to chlorophyll and the coverage and power of earthquake and stab power whip. I think you usually use a zoom lens to help with the accuracy problems from power whip and sleep powder.
User avatar #57 to #55 - viva (01/22/2013) [-]
I mostly use Venusaur as a special sweeper. With growth, sleep power, hp fire, and giga drain.
#13 - theshmugy (01/22/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #15 to #13 - rbrim (01/22/2013) [-]
Then you realize the Dragon Balls aren't real after you're married.
The bitch told you that, thus her stating she wasn't going to do **** when you died.
User avatar #12 - missniggelson (01/22/2013) [-]
Says Gen V makes Bulbasaur obvious choice. If she were to bother she'd just play yellow again.
But you can't trade Pokemon from the Game Boy to Game Boy Advance! They changed the game mechanics too much.
Dumb Bitch.
User avatar #11 - jomontage (01/22/2013) [-]
cant transfer any GBC pokemon past crystal dumb bitch!!!!
#3 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Bulbasaur Master Race.
User avatar #1 - Ardoyanconorvich (01/21/2013) [-]
Dude, Charmander is the obvious choice
User avatar #10 to #1 - whycanticaps (01/22/2013) [-]
in blue and red, bulbasaur dominated the first two gyms. he was always my choice
#2 to #1 - therealjc (01/21/2013) [-]
Bitch please.   
This bad ass mother 						******					 has god damn cannons sticking out his back.   
And water beats fire   
And your "dragon" looking pokemon isn't even a dragon, fail.   
Your argument is invalid
Bitch please.
This bad ass mother ****** has god damn cannons sticking out his back.
And water beats fire
And your "dragon" looking pokemon isn't even a dragon, fail.
Your argument is invalid
#5 to #2 - itsallinthefunny (01/22/2013) [-]
If I'm correct just one solarbeam from this badass *********** for mess your **** up
User avatar #175 to #5 - therealjc (01/22/2013) [-]
If I'm correct, Your one solar beam takes one move to charge.
Blastoise used Blizzard
Blastoise used Ice beam
Blastoise used Aurora beam
Blastoise used Ice punch
Must I continue?
User avatar #178 to #175 - itsallinthefunny (01/22/2013) [-]
frenzy plant...
User avatar #182 to #178 - therealjc (01/22/2013) [-]
Toushe
but in the solar beam scenario its a different story.
#58 to #5 - kidchromasome (01/22/2013) [-]
... I mean, "Venusaur"...
#54 to #5 - hotsand (01/22/2013) [-]
ay yo man are you ridin with ma ***** Venasaur? If so then you and I are chill.
#47 to #5 - vicsix (01/22/2013) [-]
I WILL SKULLBASH YOUR 						****					!
I WILL SKULLBASH YOUR **** !
User avatar #35 to #5 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Blastoise used Ice Beam...
#7 to #5 - itsallinthefunny (01/22/2013) [-]
But wait you forgot about this ***** who can burn your sorry ass to a crisp, and considering how he's a fire/flying type he will **** up venusaur's **** to oblivion.
#8 to #7 - itsallinthefunny (01/22/2013) [-]
Bitch please.   
This bad ass mother 						******					 has god damn cannons sticking out his back.   
And water beats fire   
And your "dragon" looking pokemon isn't even a dragon, fail.   
Your argument is invalid
Bitch please.
This bad ass mother ****** has god damn cannons sticking out his back.
And water beats fire
And your "dragon" looking pokemon isn't even a dragon, fail.
Your argument is invalid
User avatar #174 to #8 - therealjc (01/22/2013) [-]
dat pasta.
#18 to #8 - johnylingo (01/22/2013) [-]
TORTANK FTW.....   
   
   
(that's blastoise in french er.. whatever)
TORTANK FTW.....


(that's blastoise in french er.. whatever)
User avatar #28 to #18 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Mogadishu is a cool pokemon
User avatar #9 to #8 - itsallinthefunny (01/22/2013) [-]
You see where this is going right?
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User avatar #4 to #2 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Plus, Blastoise can learn Ice Beam which will take care of Venusaur.
User avatar #29 to #4 - draogon (01/22/2013) [-]
and charizard can learn thunderpunch
User avatar #31 to #29 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
... Why did I never think of this?
User avatar #32 to #31 - draogon (01/22/2013) [-]
my charizard usually knows
flamethrower
earthquake
thunderpunch
and something else, like megapunch for massive damage
User avatar #33 to #32 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Mine usually knows:
Fly
Flamethrower
Blast Burn
Seismic Toss (More of a sentimental thing from the show, I'll probably switch this with Thunder Punch)
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