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User avatar #258 - whtkid (01/22/2013) [-]
Damn, this actually depressed me... Not because I know that I won't live to see this, but because it seems NO ONE will live. It kinda just goes and says the Humanity has an expiration date... and even though we seem to know that, we still just keep fighting one another over what, in all reality, are little things.
User avatar #272 to #258 - mrblueftw (01/22/2013) [-]
we already have a base on the moon. im pretty sure in 50,000 years we would have a new earth. in 3 billion years they would either evacuate or find a way to stop the sun.
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User avatar #300 to #297 - mrblueftw (01/22/2013) [-]
what?
#304 to #300 - Elemental ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
The moon base autocorrect thing. I commented before i saw your reply.
User avatar #257 - allnamesrtaken ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but I got a feel from this.
User avatar #255 - cleverguy (01/22/2013) [-]
ok so someone please correct me if im wrong, but i could have sworn that the mid-atlantic ridge was causing the atlantic ocean to grow and the pacific ocean to shrink, but in this it says that it is the other way around. can someone please tell me where im mixed up?
User avatar #259 to #255 - emrakul (01/22/2013) [-]
It is currently that way, but plates change direction (relatively) frequently, and the North American plate has just geologially recently run into the expansion center of the Pacific Ocean, that's why Baja California is splitting from the continent and it could be enough to (eventually) make North America turn back the other way toward Europe.
User avatar #261 to #259 - cleverguy (01/22/2013) [-]
ok that makes sense, thank you
#254 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
I have seen this a couple times before and it never fails to pique my interest.
#252 - niggerturbo (01/22/2013) [-]
That last paragraph made my ******* hard
#244 - racrox (01/22/2013) [-]
Sun's face when
Sun's face when
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#248 to #235 - curlyhairedgoddess (01/22/2013) [-]
XD Source, please?
User avatar #251 to #248 - IncarceratedNinja (01/22/2013) [-]
dude i have no idea, picked all these up in a dump, im obsessed
#253 to #251 - curlyhairedgoddess (01/22/2013) [-]
I know! They are too funny!
#230 - richiehf (01/22/2013) [-]
That's some real scary **** .


Seriously, imagine yourself as Earth just hearing all this for the first time.
User avatar #224 - goochmaster (01/22/2013) [-]
... And I'm just sitting here masturbating
#221 - abacongirl (01/22/2013) [-]
Earth that was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system, dozens of planets and hundreds of moons. Each one terraformed, a process taking decades, to support human life, to be new Earths. The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was devastating, but the Alliance's victory over the Independents ensured a safer universe. And now everyone can enjoy the comfort and enlightenment of our civilization.
User avatar #265 to #221 - shlongbottom (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm a leaf in the wind..
User avatar #233 to #221 - cptfox (01/22/2013) [-]
i assume that is from fire fly good sir
User avatar #241 to #233 - abacongirl (01/22/2013) [-]
Serenity, actually, but that's the basic premise, yes.

Also I'm a woman.
#425 to #241 - tanglenose (01/22/2013) [-]
TIts or GTFO
TIts or GTFO
User avatar #432 to #425 - abacongirl (01/23/2013) [-]
Wow...

That statement actually applies here.
User avatar #247 to #241 - cptfox (01/22/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #216 - thedungeonmaster (01/22/2013) [-]
This really makes it easy to procrastinate just a little bit longer from studying for my midterm tomorrow!
#215 - LeftyRobb (01/22/2013) [-]
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#212 - IncarceratedNinja (01/22/2013) [-]
I feel this is a good post to end on
I feel this is a good post to end on
#210 - penistar (01/22/2013) [-]
**** , we were born too early.
#227 to #210 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Or were we? This could be the wake up call we need.
User avatar #231 to #227 - penistar (01/22/2013) [-]
Good point anon, we need to start thinking outside the box.
#208 - tiddycats (01/22/2013) [-]
That's so neat...but...but...
I'LL NEVER ******* LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ANY OF THIS ******** , **** LIFE, **** DEATH, I'LL HOOK THAT CHEEKY **** STRAIGHT IN THE GABBER.
WE NEED TO MAKE EVERYONE JUST ******* LIVE FOREVER, **** DEATH, AND **** THAT OVERPOPULATION COUNTERARGUMENT ******** , I'D JUST ******* NEUTER EVERYONE! THERE! NO MORE KIDS, NO OVERPOPULATION, EVERYONE LIVING FOREVER NOW FEASABLE!! SCIENTISTS, MAKE IT HAPPEN, NOW!!!
User avatar #204 - Shitthatscrazy (01/22/2013) [-]
because we wouldnt be capable of creating a star by then or some sort of reproductive energy to keep us a float over the next 6 billion years......
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