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#37 - patriotpenguin
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(01/22/2013) [-]
poor bastard
#34 - aBlindMoron
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#33 - ximz
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Okay, that's enough internet and sleep for at least 30 years
Okay, that's enough internet and sleep for at least 30 years
#32 - Crusader
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(01/22/2013) [-]
What a douche
His girlfriend goes to the hospital and he goes to bed?
#31 - kobemamba
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#29 - aesguitar ONLINE
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I was expecting the worm to enter the man's penis hole. On a totally unrelated note, I'm scheduled to begin mental therapy tomorrow. :D
#36 to #29 - memberforcontent
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(01/22/2013) [-]
>penis hole

I thought there was a name for it.

urethra
#30 to #29 - anonrandom
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#27 - wilfredfanforever
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#26 - jimandtonic
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#25 - mattdoggy
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I'm done   
I am so done
I'm done
I am so done
#23 - donutcaptin
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(01/22/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#21 - mechgeek
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Does that count as a threesome?
#109 to #21 - allion
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#101 to #21 - linktheherooftime
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Yes
#61 to #21 - sweateagle
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#51 to #21 - themasterdocter
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#42 to #21 - cakeisawesome **User deleted account**
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#24 to #21 - mattdoggy
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I want to be mad but i'm just to proud of you
I want to be mad but i'm just to proud of you
#20 - jiltist
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Is that even possible?
#28 to #20 - AvatarAirBender
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I had a tape worm for a few years. I would eat so much food and still be like 110 pounds. ******** all the time.

The reason I knew I had a tapeworm is when I took a **** and then looked in the toilet, there was a curled up ball of thin worm. Had to be 6 feet long. It didnt come out like a string though.. haha. I dont think tape worms can hold on to anything though.
#22 to #20 - tiredofannon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
"T. saginata, the beef tapeworm, can grow up to 20 m (65 ft); the largest species, the whale tapeworm Polygonoporus giganticus, can grow to over 30 m (100 ft)."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tape_worm

Though I'm not sure if he'd be able to pull it out as its described without ripping it.
#35 to #22 - jiltist
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(01/22/2013) [-]
This'd be a wonderful question for a sex therapist.
#56 to #35 - tiredofannon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I think a biologist would be more qualified to answer if it could be removed without ripping.
#89 to #56 - jiltist
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah but the look on the sex therapists face when!
#13 - kilgara **User deleted account**
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#128 to #13 - thedungeonmaster
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Tighter and all around better feeling. (considering she's cleaned and you use lots of lube)
#53 to #13 - tankthefrank
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Pros:
>tight as hell
>no condom required
>can cum inside
>can't get pregnant
cons
>cant get wet on its own, so you have to go through the humiliation of buying lube

The real question is: why the hell would anyone even consider putting their dick in a vagina
#135 to #53 - dsgbiohazard
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Dammit man, why did you have to include that last sentence.
#19 to #13 - jiltist
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I like the look of pain on her face as I **** her in the ass.
#14 to #13 - psychoticfatkid
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Never done it, but the bumhole is tighter, so I'd assume it feels better.
#15 to #14 - kilgara **User deleted account**
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#47 to #15 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA
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There's this wonderful thing called a douche. And the asshole has concentric rings, feels ******* awesome. Also, depending on the woman, they can feel pressure on their g spot from across the vaginal/anal wall really well.
#12 - mikoli
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#10 - freegzuz
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#9 - juicymucus
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Most relevant pic I have...Pretend its the tape worm.
Most relevant pic I have...Pretend its the tape worm.
#8 - hipsophobadon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Any girls not wanting to do anal with your boyfriend, show him this.
Any girls not wanting to do anal with your boyfriend, show him this.
#6 - arsyro
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#5 - uberpokeman
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#4 - Maroon ONLINE
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