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User avatar #87 - mookiez (01/22/2013) [-]
Safe for most kidney. I have a pelvic kidney ( it's in My ass) I wonder if it is safe for my ass kidney.
#98 to #87 - bagofmeth (01/22/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#102 to #98 - mookiez (01/22/2013) [-]
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No! I will never able to take 500 hour energy. I can't live this way. I will become kill.
#104 to #102 - bagofmeth (01/22/2013) [-]
Remove your pelvic kidney through a series of painful trial and error procedures you perform on yourself (for monetary purposes). Then after you proceed to remove your pelvic kidney, without contraction any diseases, you may consume said glorious jug of pure heart failure people would call 500 hour energy.
Remove your pelvic kidney through a series of painful trial and error procedures you perform on yourself (for monetary purposes). Then after you proceed to remove your pelvic kidney, without contraction any diseases, you may consume said glorious jug of pure heart failure people would call 500 hour energy.
#108 to #104 - mookiez (01/22/2013) [-]
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You sir. Are a ******* genius. Then I can sell My pelvic kidney on the black market and get a million 500 hour energy. I will have 500 million hours of energy. I will become immortal.
#126 to #108 - justakewldewd (01/22/2013) [-]
Well...
500,000,000 hours is equal to 20,833,333 days.
20,833,333 days is equal to 57,870 years.
Assuming a slow burn over time of life giving energies (rather than a one-burst effect that would make your organs explode) you'd live until 59,883 A.D. Assuming someone doesn't kill you, blend you, then drink your fluids to attain your powers of life. This, of course, assumes you will also stop aging. Otherwise you'd just be a invalid for those 50 so millennia.
#127 to #126 - mookiez (01/22/2013) [-]
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Mfw. And by that time they will invent time travel. So I can go back in time and get more 500 hour energy. I will live until the sun goes supernova. It shall Be magnificent.
#110 to #108 - bagofmeth (01/22/2013) [-]
You sir.

Push it to the limit.
... you now what? you're burning it up.
Keep that mind coal churnin' bud.
You're a steed.
User avatar #115 to #110 - hydraetis (01/22/2013) [-]
but is he noble?
#116 to #115 - bagofmeth (01/22/2013) [-]
He is valiant.
#82 - terrorrizor (01/22/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #126331 at Friendly ** do want
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #126331 at Friendly ** do want
#93 to #82 - drmrniceguy (01/22/2013) [-]
You "do want" me?   
   
AW, SHUCKS   
   
You're THE BEST
You "do want" me?

AW, SHUCKS

You're THE BEST
#79 - jalthelas ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #309153 at Video Games Board **
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#83 to #74 - terrorrizor (01/22/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at fuck logic ** related as ****
#69 - EasyEnzie (01/22/2013) [-]
**EasyEnzie rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at Gamer's Wedding Cake **
#68 - devout feminist (01/22/2013) [-]
I tried 5 hour energy for the first time yesterday. It tasted like ass and I didn't feel any different. I would rather drink coffee.
User avatar #109 to #68 - spankyy (01/22/2013) [-]
Any energy shot you ever drink will taste like the foul piss of a diabetic goat. Don't expect any of them to taste good.
#67 - fhantuip (01/22/2013) [-]
Rhino penis?
#66 - devout feminist (01/22/2013) [-]
Those adds really annoy me.
For one, it only has as much caffeine as a cup of coffee...
So even if caffeine even had any serious impact on capabilities, you might as well drink something tasty.
And they claim "No (sugar) crash,"
No **** , there's no sugar in it, but there's still going to be a caffeine crash.
#63 - devout feminist (01/22/2013) [-]
MAD is cancer...
User avatar #59 - serlucane (01/22/2013) [-]
It's like powerthirst for kids.
#57 - creepingorion (01/22/2013) [-]
**creepingorion rolled a random image posted in comment #150203 at Ponyville ** I had a 5 Hour Energy once, it was on New Year's Eve so I could pull an all nighter and catch the Twilight Zone marathon (I ended up watching like 3 episodes and then played Metal Gear Solid 2 just to keep myself awake). The entire day, I just felt wrong. It's possibly because I had a cup of coffee a couple of hours later, but **** . I felt like I was going to black out in the shower and was breathing pretty heavy the whole time.

TL;DR NEVER AGAIN.
#54 - devout feminist (01/22/2013) [-]
My pharmacy teacher told us 5 hour energy is actually safe, but not for people who eat alot of fruits and veggies. go figure
User avatar #47 - rubixium (01/22/2013) [-]
Thank god its sugar free
#44 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
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After you have used it.
User avatar #42 - mankey (01/21/2013) [-]
Someone please post the Russian Sleep Experiment to help with this thread. :P
#49 to #42 - vexaton (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm here to save the day!
#72 to #49 - devout feminist (01/22/2013) [-]
this is one crazy story, thank you for sharing
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User avatar #56 to #53 - vexaton (01/22/2013) [-]
You like the story? I found it kinda boring. Interesting and creepy, but boring
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User avatar #60 to #58 - vexaton (01/22/2013) [-]
Oh **** , read the end again, and I confused this with another creepypasta. This one is pure gold! I love it, and the loose ending actually fits, but leaves you thinking about what lies beyond this life.
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User avatar #51 to #49 - mankey (01/22/2013) [-]
Perfect. Now we just need some ******* and we've got a party.
#52 to #51 - vexaton (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't see how it helps, but hey... I love a good party!
#41 - vdo (01/21/2013) [-]
do want
#37 - spanishninja (01/21/2013) [-]
RHINO PENIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL FULL OF POOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRR
RHINO PENIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL FULL OF POOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRR
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