Squidward hurt his back. Spongebob basically rammed into him and cracked his back, which made it feel better. No penetration involved.

Thanks, I was confused.

No problem

It's the one where Squidward blows bubbles with mean messages to them, they fight and try to become Squidwards friend, Squidward realizes his mistake and tries to make them friends again

Just how old are you?

22

Aaaaand Spongebob was your child-hood HOW?

Dude. I was like 8 when this show first came out. I pretty much grew up with Spongebob.

Alright, now that I did the calculations, your story checks out. Please stand still while we scan you for herpes...

....okaaay. Just curious: any particular reason for your line of questioning?

That's what I came here to do, sir / ma'am.

Well then.... carry on.

source?

It's a Game Grumps animated thing. It's a cowboy JonTron watching Egoraptor in drag with tits hang himself. It's pretty fucking messed up.

oh god why