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#93 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Be at local pool
Have to **** really bad
Run to that bathroom while pulling down my shorts
Drop a turd while still running
Look back, but keep going
6 minutes of peace later
I get out of the stall and start to walk out
Turd dissapeared from floor
#68 - HarvietheDinkle (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why does everyone on the internet have bowel problems?
#89 - nsfwanon (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Me, 12 years old outside my school's music block ready to go in.
>Let one rip but feel something else happen too
> ****** .jpeg
>Make bad excuses, none of which involve going to the toilet, as I already did that
>Get to the school toilets, pull down pants and find a lone chunk, akin to a perfect sphere of ****
>No mess on boxers, sit down and finish what I started
>No toilet paper, use sock instead
>Get back to class, MFW people asked why I had one sock on
#84 - airmax (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Me, 10 years old, sick at home with a fever
>get up from my bed to go take a ****
>in between my bed and my bathroom, is a hallway
>have to fart in the middle of the hallway
>let it rip
>it was a diarrhea fart
>run to bathroom(remember, I had a fever)
>stop running because I could feel barf coming up my throat
>end up shtting and barfing at the same time all over the carpet
>mfw
#86 to #84 - nightstar (01/22/2013) [-]
>blame it on the dog
User avatar #35 - kibi (01/22/2013) [-]
When I first moved to America, one of the first meals was McDonald's ( half joke, half we couldn't find anything else). The problem is. McDonald's in my homeland is very different. It's about a third less greasy. I did not know this, and it tasted ******* amazing so I kept eating.

What I'm trying to say is I had crazy greasy diarrhea ***** . AMERICA WHOOP.
#26 - merrymarvelite (01/21/2013) [-]
MFW PFFFRRRTTTT.
MFW PFFFRRRTTTT.
#10 - thisisestonia (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to love hero posts when they were more popular
I used to love hero posts when they were more popular
User avatar #33 to #15 - gmarrox (01/22/2013) [-]
ladies, gentlemen, I present to you the anti-hipster
#48 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
One time, when I was very young, I was being too hyper and my mother told me to lay down on the couch and not get up until my dad got home from work. I took her orders too literally and ended up ******** my pants while waiting for my dad to come home.
#27 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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A true warrior of the web does not pause his game to defecate
#25 - chopyourhandoff (01/21/2013) [-]
MFW clean underwear
MFW clean underwear
#112 - Hentaifan (01/22/2013) [-]
>Be me   
>Like 4 years old or something, I dunno for sure. Younger than 6.   
>Watching DBZ with my brother   
>Have to 						****					 real bad   
>Don't wanna miss anything, don't get up for the entire episode   
>By the end of it the 						****					 has forced itself out of my ass   
>Yes, there was a log of 						****					 in my pants   
>Try to walk to the bathroom without it falling out   
>Get stopped by I don't remember who, it was a woman though   
>Oh 						****					.   
>as she's saying something the log of 						****					 falls out of my pant leg   
>don't remember anything after that   
>assume I either passed out or my brain blocked out the rest   
>MFW I think back on that.
>Be me
>Like 4 years old or something, I dunno for sure. Younger than 6.
>Watching DBZ with my brother
>Have to **** real bad
>Don't wanna miss anything, don't get up for the entire episode
>By the end of it the **** has forced itself out of my ass
>Yes, there was a log of **** in my pants
>Try to walk to the bathroom without it falling out
>Get stopped by I don't remember who, it was a woman though
>Oh **** .
>as she's saying something the log of **** falls out of my pant leg
>don't remember anything after that
>assume I either passed out or my brain blocked out the rest
>MFW I think back on that.
#108 - leglessturtle (01/22/2013) [-]
To anyone who reads this, it's 						****					. (haha pun) but seriously I know it's not that good and too long but i typed it all out and didn't want to just delete it all.   
>Be in College   
>Sneak into residence with my friend because it has nice rooms to study/game   
>Drink a lot of coffee   
>Stomach hates me for it   
>It'll pass I hope   
>It does   
>Actually nope   
>Returns with a painful burning sensation that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy   
>Stand up   
>"I have to 						****					"   
>Leave.   
>The building is a 						*******					 maze and I can't find a washroom.   
>Not even supposed to be here so I get anxious around everyone I pass.   
>Find a bathroom   
>Pants down and cheeks on the throne in record time   
>One sad pathetic wimper of a fart    
>Wtf there's got to be more!   
>Determined to 						****					 more for all the trouble.   
>Smells awful.   
>Fastforward ... Back to the room with my friend   
>Says he's gotta 						****					 asks where the washroom is   
>I give him directions to the washroom gas chamber   
>Scared for his return   
Mfw
To anyone who reads this, it's **** . (haha pun) but seriously I know it's not that good and too long but i typed it all out and didn't want to just delete it all.
>Be in College
>Sneak into residence with my friend because it has nice rooms to study/game
>Drink a lot of coffee
>Stomach hates me for it
>It'll pass I hope
>It does
>Actually nope
>Returns with a painful burning sensation that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy
>Stand up
>"I have to **** "
>Leave.
>The building is a ******* maze and I can't find a washroom.
>Not even supposed to be here so I get anxious around everyone I pass.
>Find a bathroom
>Pants down and cheeks on the throne in record time
>One sad pathetic wimper of a fart
>Wtf there's got to be more!
>Determined to **** more for all the trouble.
>Smells awful.
>Fastforward ... Back to the room with my friend
>Says he's gotta **** asks where the washroom is
>I give him directions to the washroom gas chamber
>Scared for his return
Mfw
User avatar #90 - sportsgif (01/22/2013) [-]
>like the pressure of a **** trying to come out
>also like guessing if its a fart or ****
>dont like this at school
>tfw can't decide if **** or fart when it matters most
#16 - sweatycups (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**sweatycups rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Biggest asshole in cartoon history **
User avatar #9 - aquosman (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You know what would make one an even better HERO, pulling a one wipe wonder.
#42 to #9 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
Pulled off a one-wiper with virtually nothing on the paper the other day. 						****					 yeah.
Pulled off a one-wiper with virtually nothing on the paper the other day. **** yeah.
#80 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
>Sitting home alone playing Minecraft or some ******* stupid game.
>Got to go take a **** really bad.
>Sit down.
>I've got to piss first.
>Huge boner.
>Toilet seat too small.
>Grab nearby empty bottle and piss in it.
>Take **** .
>get out and then realize I could've just stood up and piss, then quickly take **** .
>Facepalm...
#66 - fuclord (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**fuclord rolled a random image posted in comment #2579285 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw nuclear ****
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