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User avatar #201 - bitchplzzz (01/21/2013) [-]
The last guy is ******* awesome
#195 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
steal from cracked,

Get likes

kill yourself
User avatar #148 - spookyisjack (01/21/2013) [-]
I smell cracked OP
#129 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
We're forgetting Leroy Jethro Gibbs. I know we're talking about real people, but I felt the need to say it.
#103 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1. Its jacked from You need to login to view this link 2. **** there is no point of putting "the white death" on here, I swear the only people who haven't heard of him are those who either do not have access to internet, did not get educated or got educated in the US, where the only crap they learn for history is their old presidents and thanksgiving
User avatar #162 to #103 - patrickmiller (01/21/2013) [-]
HEY DON'T YOU BADMOUTH THANKSGIVING YOU HEARTLESS MOTHER ****** !
User avatar #96 - fukkenname (01/21/2013) [-]
That Indian guy took a lot of shots to the groin...



he probably also killed some of my relatives. Viva la Pakistan
#414 - ilfarmboy (01/22/2013) [-]
You forgot one...
#378 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #366 - leebee (01/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
tl;dr
User avatar #375 to #366 - JMF (01/22/2013) [-]
Faggot, it was worth the read.
#266 - suckmyballss (01/22/2013) [-]
Here's another badass story.

Boudica was bad-ass.

Boudica’s husband was the King of the Icenii which were allies to Rome and paid some allegiance. When he died, he left his kingdom to his two daughters and to the Roman Emperor, to be ruled jointly as it had been for years.

The Romans ignored this. They annexed his lands, all loans were called in, Queen Boudica was flogged, and then her daughters were raped in front of her.

Boudica said, “ **** these ************* .” and led a revolt of the Iceni and other tribes that resulted in the cities Camulodunum ( Colchester ), Londinium ( London ), and Verulamium ( St. Albans ) being sacked and burned to the ground. About 70,000 - 80,000 people were killed.

Boudica was ******* up **** so bad that Nero very nearly pulled all Roman forces out of Britain. Her armies were eventually defeated, but she didn’t go down without making sure the Romans felt it.
#265 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
straight out of cracked
word for word
at least give credit man
User avatar #251 - ronyx (01/21/2013) [-]
GO **** yourself OP, you just copy/paste this **** from cracked. Everybody knows you have no talent to write or research something as good as this. Go eat a bag of dicks.
User avatar #245 - chthulhu (01/21/2013) [-]
Stealing an entire article from cracked? That's just ******* low.
User avatar #135 - ompalomper (01/21/2013) [-]
they should call that last guy "the hulk"

"oh look they are surrendering"
*kills his mate*
*kills everything in sight*
"we are severely outnumbered but we need to hold, wreak that tank"
*they die doing it*
*kills every single ************ with the machine gun attached to the tank they just wreaked which is on fire and can blow any second*
User avatar #119 - Onemanretardpack (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I know he's not in the list, but don't you play as Vashili zeitsev (seriously don't know how to spell his name) in COD: Finest Hour?
#117 - skymuffinz (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
On March 6, 1940, Häyhä was shot in the lower left jaw by a Russian soldier during combat. The bullet tumbled upon impact and exited his head



Get your **** straight OP

#106 - germanperv (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Google: Heinrich Severloh
#104 - exxo (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I just realised that Simo Hayha probably was the inspiration for this guy.
I just realised that Simo Hayha probably was the inspiration for this guy.
#68 - happyhadgrenade (01/21/2013) [-]
Courtesy of Cracked.com
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