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#163 - ximpossibrux (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Number 4 doesn't count he looks like a smelly fucking retard.
User avatar #169 to #163 - theangryrussian (01/21/2013) [-]
I doubt you look any better.
User avatar #41 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Thanks Cracked
User avatar #12 - badgerbaiting (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thumbed up, because Jack Churchill is one of my Idols.

But why no credit OP? It was made by cracked.com.
User avatar #4 - masdercheef ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Seriously, if another dictatorship tries for world domination again, we need to clone these guys.
#1 - fabbly (01/21/2013) [-]
Interdasting.
User avatar #356 - alphawolffifteen (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay....
The #5 guy had the highest kill cam and had an epic, mysterious name to him...probably the coolest, and maybe should be #1.
#4 Is a complete boss. I mean who can take on 4 people with their bare hands, with several bullet wounds? Not even Hollywood heroes can pull that off very often.
#3 was just stupid...he may have been kind of cool, but he was obviously stupid.
#2 was pretty beast, but didn't deserve second place.
#1 was also awesome, but MUST have been really lucky not to have been hit by a ton of bullets.
Should go in this order from worst to best: #3, #2, #1, #4, #5
#4 isn't the best, I think, simply because he had to have been really lucky to not have had any vital organs shot, with 10-15 bullets in him.
#325 - thessalonaki (01/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MOTHERFUCKER, DID YOU JUST LEAVE THE FUCKING VIKING AT STAMFORD BRIDGE OFF OF THAT LIST? Alright, well let's tell a fucking story.

This sexy ass George Clooney looking motherfucker is one of the most badass soldiers in history. He was a badass while these pansy ass milk drinkers were suckling at their daddy's teats and shitting in a bucket taped to the bottom of their asses playing World of Porncraft. When a tough fucking Saxon army came rampaging down a Viking campsite in 1066, those pansy disgraces to Odin retreated across the Stamford Bridge. AND THEN THERE'S THIS DEMI GOD MOTHERFUCKER. This ABSOLUTE BADASS stood, ALONE, against the ENTIRE SAXON FUCKING ARMY. He held of those fuckers for hours, swinging his big ass axe about and singing Twilight of the Thunder God by Amon Amarth with Sasha Grey and Bree Olson on their knees infront of him giving him head. Then some scumbag floated a barrel downstream and shoved a spear up through the bridge into this guy's titanium ballsack. You can bet this fucker is in Valhalla.
User avatar #321 - omnomnious (01/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this was taken straight from a website called cracked
#335 to #324 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Except this was literally copied and pasted from Cracked. And OP asks if it looks like OC to us. So no. Not OC. You have a problem with someone giving the source? Go back to 9gag.
#293 - xfresherassassinx (01/22/2013) [-]
But seriously this was awesome
But seriously this was awesome
#278 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
am I the only one who was too lazy to read the whole thing??
#246 - nyanpoptart (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Either too dead"
How dead can you be?
#207 - osusuckeyes (01/21/2013) [-]
I came to FJ to laugh, not to read
User avatar #201 - bitchplzzz (01/21/2013) [-]
The last guy is fucking awesome
#195 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
steal from cracked,

Get likes

kill yourself
User avatar #148 - spookyisjack (01/21/2013) [-]
I smell cracked OP
#129 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
We're forgetting Leroy Jethro Gibbs. I know we're talking about real people, but I felt the need to say it.
#103 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1. Its jacked from You need to login to view this link 2. Shit there is no point of putting "the white death" on here, I swear the only people who haven't heard of him are those who either do not have access to internet, did not get educated or got educated in the US, where the only crap they learn for history is their old presidents and thanksgiving
User avatar #162 to #103 - patrickmiller (01/21/2013) [-]
HEY DON'T YOU BADMOUTH THANKSGIVING YOU HEARTLESS MOTHER FUCKER!
User avatar #96 - fukkenname (01/21/2013) [-]
That Indian guy took a lot of shots to the groin...



he probably also killed some of my relatives. Viva la Pakistan
#61 - Azz (01/21/2013) [-]
Big thanks to Cracked because OP is too much of a faggot to give the actual maker credit.
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