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#398 - attentivecrane (01/22/2013) [-]
But can they see the great taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
User avatar #356 - alphawolffifteen (01/22/2013) [-]
Okay....
The #5 guy had the highest kill cam and had an epic, mysterious name to him...probably the coolest, and maybe should be #1.
#4 Is a complete boss. I mean who can take on 4 people with their bare hands, with several bullet wounds? Not even Hollywood heroes can pull that off very often.
#3 was just stupid...he may have been kind of cool, but he was obviously stupid.
#2 was pretty beast, but didn't deserve second place.
#1 was also awesome, but MUST have been really lucky not to have been hit by a ton of bullets.
Should go in this order from worst to best: #3, #2, #1, #4, #5
#4 isn't the best, I think, simply because he had to have been really lucky to not have had any vital organs shot, with 10-15 bullets in him.
#363 to #356 - transformicepro (01/22/2013) [-]
With #5, I couldn't agree more. He would kick all the other #'s asses.
User avatar #418 to #356 - alphawolffifteen (01/22/2013) [-]
Highest kill count*...I'm not a COD fag...
#293 - xfresherassassinx (01/22/2013) [-]
But seriously this was awesome
But seriously this was awesome
#246 - nyanpoptart (01/21/2013) [-]
"Either too dead"
How dead can you be?
#276 to #246 - John Cena (01/22/2013) [-]
you could be not so dead like if you just had a heart attack or something like that.... or you could be blown to **** and half your body spread over a 1 mile area.... now you know.
#306 to #246 - jamesrustler (01/22/2013) [-]
It seems that there are levels
#256 to #246 - Silverboss (01/21/2013) [-]
deader
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#207 - osusuckeyes (01/21/2013) [-]
I came to FJ to laugh, not to read
User avatar #201 - bitchplzzz (01/21/2013) [-]
The last guy is ******* awesome
User avatar #148 - spookyisjack (01/21/2013) [-]
I smell cracked OP
User avatar #96 - fukkenname (01/21/2013) [-]
That Indian guy took a lot of shots to the groin...



he probably also killed some of my relatives. Viva la Pakistan
#61 - Azz ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Big thanks to Cracked because OP is too much of a faggot to give the actual maker credit.
User avatar #52 - everheat (01/21/2013) [-]
Suomi mainittu!
#48 - zombiebacon ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Why does no comp about badass soldiers ever include John Chard?
He was the commanding soldier at Rorke's Drift in Africa, where he was in charge of about 100 soldiers.
Now, some Africans didn't like the British being in Africa, especially the Zulus. So you know what they did? They attacked the 100 soldiers. With how many Zulu warriors? Over ******************** warriors.
And the Zulus lost.
Lieutenant John Chard managed to fend off over 10,000 Zulu warriors with only him and about 100 British soldiers.
Plus it made for a badass movie.
#50 to #48 - John Cena (01/21/2013) [-]
Also he was a Royal Engineer. Not belittling what they do, I hope to join one day, but just that he wasn't even a combat soldier.
#288 - KingBoo (01/22/2013) [-]
Anyone think of fallout 3 at the end of the second story (#4 Yogendra Yadav)?
#208 - oxYKellark (01/21/2013) [-]
Wow half of this **** is completely ******* false. Sure the main idea of every article is true and what not but its minor details that really **** it up. Also way to steal this and not give credit faggot.
User avatar #167 - theangryrussian (01/21/2013) [-]
there was one Canadian ex-lumberjack who went into the military and got dropped at Caen. He got separated from his squad during the fighting, got lost behind enemy lines and hid in a small house. There he found... a fire axe. A German patrol went by his little hideout. He killed them all. With an axe. A ******* AXE. (sorry I don't know the name of the soldier, I heard it when my grandfather's old war buddies were telling stories a few years back)
User avatar #209 to #167 - mrhumperdoodle (01/21/2013) [-]
Yeeeeeah, I'm a Canadian but I find that a bit hard to beleive
#68 - happyhadgrenade (01/21/2013) [-]
Courtesy of Cracked.com
User avatar #62 - odonnell (01/21/2013) [-]
What about me, I'll have you know I'm pretty badass.
I stubbed my toe once and only cried for 20 minutes.
#103 - John Cena (01/21/2013) [-]
1. Its jacked from You need to login to view this link 2. **** there is no point of putting "the white death" on here, I swear the only people who haven't heard of him are those who either do not have access to internet, did not get educated or got educated in the US, where the only crap they learn for history is their old presidents and thanksgiving
User avatar #162 to #103 - patrickmiller (01/21/2013) [-]
HEY DON'T YOU BADMOUTH THANKSGIVING YOU HEARTLESS MOTHER ****** !
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