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#382 - disies (01/22/2013) [-]
#1...Just to protect the homeland, without expecting any reward
User avatar #361 - pupak (01/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
More badass than me? What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #369 to #361 - ragnithenotfunny (01/22/2013) [-]
You're still not as cool as Simo Hayha
User avatar #351 - Logicaltightrope (01/22/2013) [-]
So where's the credit to the Cracked.com guy who wrote this?
#296 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2013) [-]
Mameluke swords aren't sissy :(
#176 - trolololer has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#185 to #176 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/21/2013) [-]
The Russians never started any wars? Please go back to your history class. They have invaded many countries over their rather extensive history.
#174 - britannia (01/21/2013) [-]
nice content
#156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/21/2013) [-]
Who's to say the Germans really faked surrender though and that the Americans didn't just shoot them. Hollywood makes the regular American soldiers all look like heroes when they only came at the end of the war when all of the axis strength was already burnt out from fighting communism. Heard the British were the only ones who acted according to the Geneva convention on a regular basis. War makes people do crazy **** , I don't think killing people even for revenge is a noble cause.
User avatar #95 - failtolawl (01/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
that third guy with the claymore should not have been leading a squad.
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/21/2013) [-]
As a response to your description, No, it does not. It looks like a column of text and pictures you either took from someone else's post of the same thing, or the original source, cracked.
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - callenmt (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh yeah? Well where's their ******* movie?
User avatar #16 to #13 - dreaddune (01/21/2013) [-]
'To hell and back', as op said.

#331 - terrorrizor (01/22/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at RADAGAST ** You apparently stole this but i don't care.
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at RADAGAST ** You apparently stole this but i don't care.
#259 - pockettacos ONLINE (01/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Vasili Zaitsev. That is all.
User avatar #258 - deadmuerto (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**deadmuerto rolled a random comment #9 posted by admiralamory at UH, YOU'RE COOL ** :
That title makes you sound like a 12 year old on Facebook.
#78 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Even though they were active over a longer period and didn't face extreme difficulties over the course of their campaign, it's worth looking into the following men:

Kurt Knispel (German tanker with over 168 confirmed tanks destroyed)
Vasiliy Zaitsev (Soviet marksman with approx. 300 confirmed kills)
Ivan Sidorenko (Soviet marksman with over 500 confirmed kills)

Both Zaitsev and Sidorenko stopped fighting after a short lapse of time and started training other marksmen instead. The Rabbit Group, named after Zaitsev, accumulated 5000-6000 kills. Not sure about Sidorenko's.

Kurt Knispel would have become one of the most decorated soldiers in the German Army, hadn't it been for his disregard for military rules. He assaulted an Einzatsgrupfen-officer because he mistreated a Soviet POW, and refused to follow hair style uniform. He would've been executed time and time over hadn't it been for how crucial he was to the Axis.
User avatar #41 - mynameisgeorge (01/21/2013) [-]
Thanks Cracked
User avatar #12 - badgerbaiting (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thumbed up, because Jack Churchill is one of my Idols.

But why no credit OP? It was made by cracked.com.
User avatar #4 - masdercheef (01/21/2013) [-]
Seriously, if another dictatorship tries for world domination again, we need to clone these guys.
#1 - fabbly (01/21/2013) [-]
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