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User avatar #311 - notandytags (01/22/2013) [-]
I wonder why they didn't put me on there.
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. I can contact my secret network of spies across the USA and traces IPs. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill a man in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can use it to its full extent.
#302 - soggytomatoe (01/22/2013) [-]
You see this awesome Indian ************ ? His name is Lachhiman Gurung. Him and his fellow curry-eating friends were chilling in a trench in Burma during WWII. Suddenly, a bunch of crazy anime-watching ************* Japs attacked his platoon with grenades, which killed most of his platoon. Instead of retreating from these 200 ******* , he started picking up the already LIVE grenades in his bunker and threw them back to those assholes. On the third grenade, the grenade blew up in his hand, destroying the right side of his body. This would kill any other soldier, but not good ole Gurung. With complete regard of his injuries, he picked up a rifle and started killing ************* left and right. You heard me right. He took on 200 ************* for four hours. You heard me right. FOUR ******* HOURS. At the end of all this, 31 Japs laid dead at his ******* feet.

This guy is the definition of courage.
#390 - Jenkinhimer (01/22/2013) [-]
#1 sounds like Captain America...
#316 - seemerollin (01/22/2013) [-]
I wonder if they get these medals.
#283 - sonicserver (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
all of these idiots saying source is cracked when these stories were first told on badassoftheweek.com


mfw all of fj is wrong
#271 - namseal (01/22/2013) [-]
What about Jerry "Mad Dog Shriver" while serving in Vietnam he and his team were trapped by the NVA when HQ called him asking if he needed help he replied
"I've gottem' right where I want them, Surrounded from the inside"
User avatar #253 - TheExile (01/21/2013) [-]
No, looks more like a quick copy/paste and some paint editing. Good job.

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User avatar #196 - Hreidmar (01/21/2013) [-]
While it was enjoyable content, it does not look like OC because it originally came from Cracked. Don't try to pass it off as OC.
#186 - initiatoroflulz (01/21/2013) [-]
This is just an article from You need to login to view this link in comic form... why would you do that?
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#184 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
Boy, this sure CRACKED me up
#158 - megashot (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#75 - vikingfaen (01/21/2013) [-]
Goddamnit OP, you cocksucking, bigoted, cuntbag slut. **** you and your description.
#274 - werethwldgoosgoes (01/22/2013) [-]
Okay everybody in the comments. I didn't mean for the description to convey that I am claiming that I made this. Sorry to anyone who had their jimmies rustled over this.
Okay everybody in the comments. I didn't mean for the description to convey that I am claiming that I made this. Sorry to anyone who had their jimmies rustled over this.
User avatar #189 - mrfourtysevenman (01/21/2013) [-]
he wasnt missing a ******* head
he had a bullet in the side of his cheek
stop stretching stories you ****
#152 - bopcityamerica (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
counter snipers are snipers that kill snipers
#57 - drdisrespect (01/21/2013) [-]
dissapointed comrade?
#37 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
posted this and got thumbed down to hell, someone post a few weeks later. OMG this is soooo cool. thanks funnyjunk im going back to 4chan.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR RED PINKIES FAGGOTS
#43 to #37 - ramerez (01/21/2013) [-]
good we don't want you here, go be 4chans problem.
good we don't want you here, go be 4chans problem.
User avatar #360 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/22/2013) [-]
I have over 3000 confirmed kills in halo 4
-1
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#185 to #176 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
The Russians never started any wars? Please go back to your history class. They have invaded many countries over their rather extensive history.
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