You see this awesome Indian motherfucker? His name is Lachhiman Gurung. Him and his fellow curry-eating friends were chilling in a trench in Burma during WWII. Suddenly, a bunch of crazy anime-watching motherfucking Japs attacked his platoon with grenades, which killed most of his platoon. Instead of retreating from these 200 fucko's, he started picking up the already LIVE grenades in his bunker and threw them back to those assholes. On the third grenade, the grenade blew up in his hand, destroying the right side of his body. This would kill any other soldier, but not good ole Gurung. With complete regard of his injuries, he picked up a rifle and started killing motherfuckers left and right. You heard me right. He took on 200 motherfuckers for four hours. You heard me right. FOUR FUCKING HOURS. At the end of all this, 31 Japs laid dead at his fucking feet.

This guy is the definition of courage.

Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected by every branch of the military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

Yup, taken from cracked. good job making it look OCish, fagget, but give credit to those awesome columnists. here is some Simo hayha picture after the headshot. never lost his charm.

#1 sounds like Captain America...

I wonder if they get these medals.

all of these idiots saying source is cracked when these stories were first told on badassoftheweek.com


mfw all of fj is wrong

What about Jerry "Mad Dog Shriver" while serving in Vietnam he and his team were trapped by the NVA when HQ called him asking if he needed help he replied
"I've gottem' right where I want them, Surrounded from the inside"

No, looks more like a quick copy/paste and some paint editing. Good job.

www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

While it was enjoyable content, it does not look like OC because it originally came from Cracked. Don't try to pass it off as OC.

This is just an article from cracked.com in comic form... why would you do that?
www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

Goddamnit OP, you cocksucking, bigoted, cuntbag slut. Fuck you and your description.

Okay everybody in the comments. I didn't mean for the description to convey that I am claiming that I made this. Sorry to anyone who had their jimmies rustled over this.

he wasnt missing a fucking head
he had a bullet in the side of his cheek
stop stretching stories you shit

counter snipers are snipers that kill snipers

dissapointed comrade?

#1...Just to protect the homeland, without expecting any reward