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#390 - Jenkinhimer
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(01/22/2013) [-]
#1 sounds like Captain America...
#359 - mezafuzzi
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#316 - seemerollin
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I wonder if they get these medals.
#283 - sonicserver
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(01/22/2013) [-]
all of these idiots saying source is cracked when these stories were first told on badassoftheweek.com


mfw all of fj is wrong
#285 to #283 - mexicanfood
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Because badassoftheweek compiled that top 5 list
#287 to #285 - sonicserver
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(01/22/2013) [-]
because compilations are OC
#271 - namseal
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(01/22/2013) [-]
What about Jerry "Mad Dog Shriver" while serving in Vietnam he and his team were trapped by the NVA when HQ called him asking if he needed help he replied
"I've gottem' right where I want them, Surrounded from the inside"
#253 - TheExile
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(01/21/2013) [-]
No, looks more like a quick copy/paste and some paint editing. Good job.

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#196 - Hreidmar ONLINE
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(01/21/2013) [-]
While it was enjoyable content, it does not look like OC because it originally came from Cracked. Don't try to pass it off as OC.
#186 - initiatoroflulz
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(01/21/2013) [-]
This is just an article from You need to login to view this link in comic form... why would you do that?
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#158 - megashot
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#358 to #158 - asasqw
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#75 - vikingfaen
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Goddamnit OP, you cocksucking, bigoted, cuntbag slut. **** you and your description.
#274 - werethwldgoosgoes [OP]
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Okay everybody in the comments. I didn't mean for the description to convey that I am claiming that I made this. Sorry to anyone who had their jimmies rustled over this.
Okay everybody in the comments. I didn't mean for the description to convey that I am claiming that I made this. Sorry to anyone who had their jimmies rustled over this.
#189 - mrfourtysevenman
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(01/21/2013) [-]
he wasnt missing a ******* head
he had a bullet in the side of his cheek
stop stretching stories you ****
#152 - bopcityamerica
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(01/21/2013) [-]
counter snipers are snipers that kill snipers
#164 to #152 - departed
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Counter counter snipers are snipers that kill snipers that kill snipers.
#57 - drdisrespect
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(01/21/2013) [-]
dissapointed comrade?
#37 - anon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
posted this and got thumbed down to hell, someone post a few weeks later. OMG this is soooo cool. thanks funnyjunk im going back to 4chan.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR RED PINKIES FAGGOTS
#67 to #37 - watanigga **User deleted account**
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(01/21/2013) [-]
But... you can't post anything anon.
#43 to #37 - ramerez
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(01/21/2013) [-]
good we don't want you here, go be 4chans problem.
good we don't want you here, go be 4chans problem.
#361 - pupak
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(01/22/2013) [-]
More badass than me? What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#381 to #361 - airmax
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That's the bigget comment - repost I have ever seen. And the person who originally posted that comment, was being sarcastic. You, sir, are one dumb ****.
#387 to #381 - pupak
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Ye I'm totally not sarcastic, I seriously was a ******* Navy Seal and I really mean to get OP for insulting me by saying these pussies were more badass than I am.
#374 to #361 - hoursofglass
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You mad bro?
#377 to #361 - Heaney
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#379 to #361 - combatarms
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It's Guerrilla warfare ********.
#369 to #361 - ragnithenotfunny
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(01/22/2013) [-]
You're still not as cool as Simo Hayha
#176 - trolololer
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#185 to #176 - anon
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The Russians never started any wars? Please go back to your history class. They have invaded many countries over their rather extensive history.
#190 to #176 - anon
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you are just retarded manipulated russian dude.... i feel sorry for you
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#174 - britannia
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(01/21/2013) [-]
nice content
#95 - failtolawl
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(01/21/2013) [-]
that third guy with the claymore should not have been leading a squad.
#108 to #95 - cowboypony
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Why? Because he had a sword and not a gun? I've seen people do a lot more damage with a pocket knife than a .45.
#144 to #108 - failtolawl
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(01/21/2013) [-]
no, because he charged in and his squad died trying to catch up.
#339 to #144 - cowboypony
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How is it his fault if his squad dies? Russians charged in WW2 all the time.
#424 to #339 - failtolawl
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(01/23/2013) [-]
ok, apparently you aren't to military savvy. You don't charge in without your squad, leaving them behind to die. Russians in ww2 aren't the kind of guys you would try and base tactics on.
#425 to #424 - cowboypony
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I am military savvy. This is WW2 we are talking about. Everyone had the people that charged. Japs had the Bonzais, Russians just did it, Germans did too. So one person goes in with a CLAYMORE and kills a bunch and you say he shouldn't have been leading a squad? Ever heard of the saying "Fix Bayonets"?
#426 to #425 - failtolawl
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You are telling me that the Russians, Japanese, and Germans all charged, but we aren't even talking about them. and fixing bayonets? this isn't the Napoleonic Wars mate.

if he wasn't leading a squad, he would have been fine, but as squad leader you are in charge of ensuring your squad survives over any mission. I'm not doubting he was a badass, just a dumbass.
#107 to #95 - slipons
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(01/21/2013) [-]
master chief maybe?
#13 - callenmt
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? Well where's their ******* movie?
#16 to #13 - dreaddune
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(01/21/2013) [-]
'To hell and back', as op said.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0048729/
#18 to #16 - callenmt
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(01/21/2013) [-]
........

Nope, you got me there..
#39 to #18 - meowmixallday
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(01/21/2013) [-]
it's alright, i didn't believe it at first either, so i looked it up, and sure enough...