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#298 - omgitztom
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Who is this scrawny looking European in an American uniform? This is Lauri Allan Törni, or Larry Thorne. This ************ fought the Soviets in two different wars; The Finnish Winter War, with Finland, and World War II with the goddamn, no joke, Waffen SS. After he was done kicking the **** out of Russia for two wars, he went to America under the alias of a Swedish fisherman or some other ****. It seemed to work, he even got engaged, and settled down as a carpenter in New York City. He joined the Army in 1954 and soon found his way to Special Forces. He was second in command in a search and rescue in the mountains of Iran, which made MACV-SOG get a big hard on for him and soon found his way into Vietnam. There he unfortunately met his end from a helicopter crash.
#308 to #298 - jaysquigglez
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(01/22/2013) [-]
So he was a Nazi?
#314 to #308 - omgitztom
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I gues
#341 to #314 - jaysquigglez
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Well considering the nazis were a bunch of gay bitches, unfortunately I guess this guy was a gay bitch too :(
Well considering the nazis were a bunch of gay bitches, unfortunately I guess this guy was a gay bitch too :(
#296 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Mameluke swords aren't sissy :(
#293 - xfresherassassinx
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(01/22/2013) [-]
But seriously this was awesome
But seriously this was awesome
#292 - alhemicar
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Avdaga Hasić, the one sitting in the front.
During WWII he protected my hometown, Kladanj, as well as all villages inside the former Kladanj county, from the attacks of chetniks. He created an independent paramilitary organization which he called "Avdaga's Legion". Most chetniks, when defeated by the partisans just swapped their badge and claimed themselves partisans. Avdaga was thinking about doing the same, but his Croat wife persuaded him not to. After Kladanj was occupied by the partisans Tito passed an ban on consturction in Kladanj for not joining the partisans, while the nearby Šekovići who were all chetniks who commited numerous murdering, raping and pillaging over the muslims in Podrinje, were proclaimed something like a major communist center for just swapping their badge.
After the fall of Kladanj Avdaga went to Argentine where he lived 'till 1982 when he died in his 90th year of life.
#291 - sirpants
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(01/22/2013) [-]
It looks like Murphy's law doesn't apply to Audie Murphy.
#290 - albertjester ONLINE
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(01/22/2013) [-]
MFW churchill
#289 - dudelydude
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(01/22/2013) [-]
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Fun Fact:

Alvin York didn't become a pacifist because his friend died, but when he was riding home from one of the fights, he passed a church, and all of a sudden lightning struck the tree then pacifying him.
#288 - KingBoo
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Anyone think of fallout 3 at the end of the second story (#4 Yogendra Yadav)?
#283 - sonicserver
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(01/22/2013) [-]
all of these idiots saying source is cracked when these stories were first told on badassoftheweek.com


mfw all of fj is wrong
#285 to #283 - mexicanfood
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Because badassoftheweek compiled that top 5 list
#287 to #285 - sonicserver
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(01/22/2013) [-]
because compilations are OC
#281 - fabledmocker **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2013) [-]
You ******* piece of faggotry dick ****.

You stole this right off of Cracked.com and didn't even give creds.

This is why we can't have nice things
#280 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
You forgot to mention that Jack Churchill was the only soldier in WWII to kill a man with a longbow.
#278 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
am I the only one who was too lazy to read the whole thing??
#274 - werethwldgoosgoes [OP]
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Okay everybody in the comments. I didn't mean for the description to convey that I am claiming that I made this. Sorry to anyone who had their jimmies rustled over this.
Okay everybody in the comments. I didn't mean for the description to convey that I am claiming that I made this. Sorry to anyone who had their jimmies rustled over this.
#273 - richnourishing
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(01/22/2013) [-]
#272 - motposters
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Audie Murphy's medals
#305 to #272 - hokeymon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
****, can they even fit in his uniform?
#271 - namseal
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(01/22/2013) [-]
What about Jerry "Mad Dog Shriver" while serving in Vietnam he and his team were trapped by the NVA when HQ called him asking if he needed help he replied
"I've gottem' right where I want them, Surrounded from the inside"
#270 - themarineelite
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#268 - notsureiffunnyorjk
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(01/22/2013) [-]
That number one is just
#267 - darkangeloffire
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(01/22/2013) [-]
badassoftheweek.com

That's the website for badasses, fictional or real.
#266 - suckmyballss
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Here's another badass story.

Boudica was bad-ass.

Boudica’s husband was the King of the Icenii which were allies to Rome and paid some allegiance. When he died, he left his kingdom to his two daughters and to the Roman Emperor, to be ruled jointly as it had been for years.

The Romans ignored this. They annexed his lands, all loans were called in, Queen Boudica was flogged, and then her daughters were raped in front of her.

Boudica said, “**** these *************.” and led a revolt of the Iceni and other tribes that resulted in the cities Camulodunum ( Colchester ), Londinium ( London ), and Verulamium ( St. Albans ) being sacked and burned to the ground. About 70,000 - 80,000 people were killed.

Boudica was ******* up **** so bad that Nero very nearly pulled all Roman forces out of Britain. Her armies were eventually defeated, but she didn’t go down without making sure the Romans felt it.