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#378 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #384 to #378 - disies (01/22/2013) [-]
I've seen this text before...
User avatar #370 - scilla (01/22/2013) [-]
wow, copied and pasted from You need to login to view this link
you even took the pictures from the article
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#368 - mkaymkay (01/22/2013) [-]
All I could think of when I was reading the last one was Captain America.
User avatar #366 - leebee (01/22/2013) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #375 to #366 - JMF (01/22/2013) [-]
Faggot, it was worth the read.
User avatar #415 to #375 - cadaverbox (01/22/2013) [-]
I find it funny that his profile picture is a dog and yours is a cat and that's what you're going at it like.
User avatar #416 to #415 - JMF (01/22/2013) [-]
I can appreciate the humor behind it.
#362 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
I come to funnyjunk to laugh at stupid **** , not read a ******* novel.

p.s.- Go #CutForBieber
User avatar #361 - pupak (01/22/2013) [-]
More badass than me? What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #381 to #361 - airmax (01/22/2013) [-]
That's the bigget comment - repost I have ever seen. And the person who originally posted that comment, was being sarcastic. You, sir, are one dumb **** .
User avatar #387 to #381 - pupak (01/22/2013) [-]
Ye I'm totally not sarcastic, I seriously was a ******* Navy Seal and I really mean to get OP for insulting me by saying these pussies were more badass than I am.
User avatar #379 to #361 - combatarms (01/22/2013) [-]
It's Guerrilla warfare ******** .
#377 to #361 - Heaney (01/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #374 to #361 - hoursofglass (01/22/2013) [-]
You mad bro?
User avatar #369 to #361 - ragnithenotfunny (01/22/2013) [-]
You're still not as cool as Simo Hayha
User avatar #360 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/22/2013) [-]
I have over 3000 confirmed kills in halo 4
#357 - transformicepro (01/22/2013) [-]
They would all make ******* awesome movies, but #4 would be a bit dragged out since there isn't much to him. Also, My favorites would be "The White Death" and "MAD JACK". Sounds ******* awesome right?
pic unrelated.
User avatar #356 - alphawolffifteen (01/22/2013) [-]
Okay....
The #5 guy had the highest kill cam and had an epic, mysterious name to him...probably the coolest, and maybe should be #1.
#4 Is a complete boss. I mean who can take on 4 people with their bare hands, with several bullet wounds? Not even Hollywood heroes can pull that off very often.
#3 was just stupid...he may have been kind of cool, but he was obviously stupid.
#2 was pretty beast, but didn't deserve second place.
#1 was also awesome, but MUST have been really lucky not to have been hit by a ton of bullets.
Should go in this order from worst to best: #3, #2, #1, #4, #5
#4 isn't the best, I think, simply because he had to have been really lucky to not have had any vital organs shot, with 10-15 bullets in him.
User avatar #418 to #356 - alphawolffifteen (01/22/2013) [-]
Highest kill count*...I'm not a COD fag...
#363 to #356 - transformicepro (01/22/2013) [-]
With #5, I couldn't agree more. He would kick all the other #'s asses.
#355 - davidavidson (01/22/2013) [-]
That feel when I joined the Army to be a bad ass like these guys.

Then I end up looking like this all day
User avatar #354 - heartlessrobot (01/22/2013) [-]
You forgot to mention captain jack ONLY used his sword, grenades, bagpipes, and a bow and arrow. No guns whatsoever, according to history.
#353 - massdubater (01/22/2013) [-]
no Jason Brody?
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#364 to #352 - thatonewhitekid (01/22/2013) [-]
go back and re-read it, and then reconsider your comment.
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#371 to #367 - thatonewhitekid (01/22/2013) [-]
its okay, i read it like that too but couldnt comprehend it lol
User avatar #351 - Logicaltightrope (01/22/2013) [-]
So where's the credit to the Cracked.com guy who wrote this?
#350 - derpderpurface (01/22/2013) [-]
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#347 - fatspartan ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
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#342 - rubadubdubb (01/22/2013) [-]
what about Roy benevidez?
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