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#76 - derrikjb
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Someone would be getting shot, and no dog to laugh!
#74 - graysonschultz
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(01/23/2013) [-]
another true story
>know this girl, shes cute,funny probly a 7/10, and a year younger than me
>shes good friends with this other chick i know
>me and my friend jon meet up with them
>john calls dibs but i dont give a ****
>we start hanging out, find out she likes me
>john can be a really annoying cocky ****
>they wanna hangout with john
>************
>i leave, they proceed to hangout with john
>go hangout with other friends
>find out they made out and he felt her up, p.s he knew i liked her
>******* rage of a thousand suns
cont, red thumb me if u want cuz this is gonna b a long one
#75 to #74 - graysonschultz
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(01/23/2013) [-]
>flip the **** out at john and the girl
>john apologizes but im still ******* pissed at the chick
> we eventually make up and start dating
>going pretty good, we start to drift apart for some reason
> she ends it for no reason, by this point im pretty emotionally involved,
>dont understand, beg her to give me a reason but she wont give me one
> eventually start to forget
>fastforward to one night drinking with friends
>she texts me telling me she wants to get back together and that she loves me
> i was pretty drunk so i said yes
> we start going strong for awhile
> fast forward a couple weeks later were hanging out at the mall
> ******* john showed up
> heard he was talking **** about me, confront him and he leaves
> me and girl go back to my house to hangout with her and her friend
>she keeps going on her phone, steal it and look to see shes got a **** ton of msgs from john, she knows how much i hate him
>flip **** and kick her out
>find out later she went to john and she madeout with him, im the most angry ive ever been, remember at the mall when john called her a bitch and she was really sad about it
> it all clicks now, call up john and absolutly loose it, she dumped me soon after and went for john, it was like a knife to the heart knowing that the whole time i was never the one she really cared about, it just killed me
#70 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
my mental state coudnt have taken it. either hes lying, or hes the ultimate beta.

i would have killed her. not even the slightest joke. no sarcastic "lol kill dat bich" internet bravado i honestly believe that i would be in jail for the rest of my life for killing her stone dead. wouldnt even **** the body out of sheer poisonous hatred.

not even my backup social character can deal with this. no mask i can conjure would ever be strong enough to withhold the crazy.
#59 - babyweewee
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(01/22/2013) [-]
When reading these things I wish I was their friends just so I could try and sort it out.. Hate knowing that this kind of thing happens and no one tries to stop it.
#56 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I got really pissed when reading this dude.. I'd killed the old fella and fcking burried the bitch.. Feels man.. They are strong.
#55 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
God damn it OP, im sorry for you even though you will never read this
#53 - stepsword
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(01/22/2013) [-]
nooooooooo
#45 - anon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Here in germany we bash the **** outta the Dude and the bitch if **** like this going down.

god ******* damnit guys. Get your **** together. Show them whos alpha.
#29 - hirollin
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I'v never been so close to screaming at my computer in my life. Holy ****. This man just created an internet army.
I'v never been so close to screaming at my computer in my life. Holy ****. This man just created an internet army.
#28 - anon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
2 deep 4 me
#27 - frestico
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(01/21/2013) [-]
kill everything.
kill everything.
#15 - anon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I'mma have to play street fighter to get this out of me, I don't even know her and I literally ******* hate her.
#14 - anon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I'm angry, shocked, sad and laughing. WHAT IS THIS EMOTION?!
#12 - anon
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(01/21/2013) [-]
Why the **** didn't you take a picture and send it to his wife? o_O
#3 - sco
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(01/21/2013) [-]
**sco rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAD! ** totally worth reading.
#4 - acfb
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(01/21/2013) [-]
I was in the thread looking for her. This story was ****** up to say the least.

ALL HAIL KING OF THE BETAS!
#1 - thederpestest
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(01/21/2013) [-]
tl:dr