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#29 - holyfuckawalrus (01/21/2013) [-]
you've no idea how badly i want to learn swordplay.
#25 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 - mads ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
sword fighting is a way more impressive and skilled profession.
#16 - pyra (01/21/2013) [-]
"A few people used guns to shoot others? Better increase Gun control"
User avatar #15 - PubLandlord (01/21/2013) [-]
Fo shizzle, guns shouldn't be legal
#11 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
One nuclear bomb can kill 1000
One gun can kill 100
One knife can kill 10 if he is good
#18 to #11 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
"one nuclear bomb can kill 1000"

#12 to #11 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
-Someone sold you a ****** nuke
-Not if theres no bullets!
-Could kill an infinite number of people, as long as you dont get caught
#27 to #12 - thegamerslife (01/21/2013) [-]
when i see a bunch of anon comments like this I always imagine one guys with split personalities arguing with himself on the internet.
User avatar #10 - ooi (01/21/2013) [-]
And don't Forget magic, That one might take a little longer to figure out though.
User avatar #77 to #10 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (01/21/2013) [-]
I imagine being burned alive while trying to sword fight is pretty difficult, so we better keep the destruction magic to the side.
User avatar #9 - darkoblivion (01/21/2013) [-]
keep punching them in the chest, if your lucky enough you might disrupt their heartbeat...or at least i think that' how that works
#8 - asasqw (01/21/2013) [-]
And the age that any pesent could pick up a weapon and strike down a trained man
User avatar #4 - cirquededc (01/21/2013) [-]
We would have to train like warriors and **** to be anybody! It would be glorious!
User avatar #37 to #4 - SeoYummy (01/21/2013) [-]
>incorporate into school system with fake swords
User avatar #26 to #4 - senseofpurpose (01/21/2013) [-]
until someone slashes your belly in your sleep, faggot
User avatar #65 to #26 - mikepro (01/21/2013) [-]
>Implying you can't get shot while sleeping
And they don't even have to be in the same room to do it, that's why sword fighting is for gentlemen who actually need training to be proficient and stylish while guns can be used by any peasants and need less training
#113 to #65 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Sword fighting is for people who can't handle the fact that we're not in the middle ages anymore.
User avatar #80 to #65 - cirquededc (01/21/2013) [-]
Yes! Exactly!
#2 - awesumjjman (01/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Slendy just wants you to give back his son's pictures that you stole.
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User avatar #5 to #1 - trojanmannn (01/21/2013) [-]
>implying brass knuckles make you kill someone in one punch
#107 to #5 - trojanmannn (01/22/2013) [-]
very big of you
#19 to #5 - fantomen (01/21/2013) [-]
You have obviously never punched something with knuckledusters.
Here is one I made out of steel. I've been thinking of adding half inch spikes to it, but that would make it less practical to carry in your pocket.
#23 to #19 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
******** . You can't kill anyone with one hit unless the duster is huge and you make a perfect hit. Gotten hit with a few, mostly in the chest and face, but they're not weapons of mass destruction. A bat hurts more if you get a good swing.
User avatar #36 to #23 - fantomen (01/21/2013) [-]
Crushing someone's skull with brass knuckles is entirely possible. There are photographs of it.
The weight of them has little to do with their effect on bone and flesh.
The thing that makes them more effective than normal punches is simply that they focus energy on a rather thin metal ridge, rather than on your large relatively soft knuckles.

And your boasting about being hit in the face with brass knuckles and saying "it's not so bad" seems untrue.
I've been hit in the face with a 7 iron, I assume that is roughly the same, and I can guarantee you that there is no way you're just dusting yourself off from that and walking away.
#39 to #36 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I never bragged about being hit with knuckle dusters, it's just the way it turned out. I try to avoid fights.

Nevertheless, you're wrong about the golf club. Hitting someone with an object rather than changing the force of your hand will almost always be far more brutal. Try thinking of a thrown ball. You'd try to get the swing on your arm rather than shove it away from you. An object like a 7 iron will have much higher speed, weight and better trajectory.
#45 to #39 - fantomen (01/21/2013) [-]
Yes, the golf club is much faster, and it transfers energy to the target much faster.
But the brass knuckles have the entire weigh of someone's arm behind it and the energy transfer lasts much longer.

The golf club shatters, the brass knuckles crush.
Both are capable of inflicting serious injuries and/or death.

Obviously if you want more damage you combine the two. Leverage from a long handle and, weight , and an edge to focus the blow. What you get is something like a mace or an ax. Both of these are obviously far more deadly, but neither one is very concealable.

Pic related. It's a steel mace I made when I was a teenager.
#46 to #45 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
7 Irons have an edge which can crush.

Also, the knuckle duster is an extension of your fist. An object you swing is an extension to your arm. In that respect, a club is far more lethal.
#49 to #46 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Nevermind, misread your comment.
User avatar #48 to #46 - fantomen (01/21/2013) [-]
Yes. That's what I just said.
User avatar #21 to #19 - tentaquil (01/21/2013) [-]

User avatar #20 to #19 - Galandon (01/21/2013) [-]
It wouldn't kill in one punch.
User avatar #22 to #20 - fantomen (01/21/2013) [-]
You can punch open coconuts with ease (but it kind of hurts) so cracking open someone's skull shouldn't be much harder.
#24 to #22 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Bit different because of flesh and skin. Just because karate champions can break a brick in two with a single punch doesn't mean they can sewer your arm off with a chop. You have a whole lot of layers in your skull that will protect against getting crushed. That said, you can sprain it pretty well.
User avatar #38 to #24 - fantomen (01/21/2013) [-]
Have you examined a real human skull?
I have (my friend was given one by his grandmother who used it when practicing to become a dentist in the 40s)
Skulls are surprisingly thin and fragile at some spots.
The area around the temple for example has very little flesh around it, and the bone there is only 2 or 3 mm thick.
Caving that in with a good punch is possible with or without brass knuckles if you're strong enough.

And no, I don't think it's possible to cut though people with karate chops.
Everyone knows those are just showoff moves anyone can do, and they are done by exploiting the weaknesses of certain materials.
#6 to #5 - angelious (01/21/2013) [-]
depends on where you hit...
User avatar #13 to #6 - ghettoswag (01/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, base of the back of the skull might be different...
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