You glorious nigger...My girlfriend broke up with me today, saying that she never loved me. I was feeling really miserably and this made me cry. Thank you metroclock!

Before you were even born, you are literally a miracle. You managed to beat about 120 million other sperm, every one of which would have created a different individual.

Your odds of being who you are today are so unlikely that it should be impossible. Every event in your life so far has been unique, every person you've spoken with, everything you've seen, your environment as a whole, every action you've taken has had an impact on your overall personality and it is impossible for another you to be born because the odds of the same everything that has shaped your life up to this point occurring again is impossible.

yeah, i could take it that way, or i could take it as everything ive done in my whole life has led up to this point in time where i spend hours on the internet looking at various pictures that may or may not be funny.

im not awesome. i'm a cunt.

Yay, it applies to me!

Thank you, OP.

This post made me happy, thanks OP!

Thanks, OP.
That really gave me hope a bit.

but... I'm a ghost.

im gonna go fap

golly! thanks!

I know I'm awesome, thanks. You would be too if this was a funny picture.

wtf is this -_- this aint facebook bitch

Thanks OP :)

Thanks OP, take some bees in return

MFW I haven't survived heartbreaks, devastations or traumas.