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Comments(216):
#76
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iloveanallube (01/20/2013) [-]
You glorious nigger...My girlfriend broke up with me today, saying that she never loved me. I was feeling really miserably and this made me cry. Thank you metroclock!
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N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
GF left me a week ago. Day after she broke up with me, my grandmother died.
It gets easier guys, fuck that slut, go put your dick in something!!! Thats what i did.
Blowjob is the best pick me up. THE BEST. Don't believe me? Go try it! Girl i work with gave me one two hours after my GF dumped me, felt so good.
But on the main topic, i feel your feels. I do.
It gets easier guys, fuck that slut, go put your dick in something!!! Thats what i did.
Blowjob is the best pick me up. THE BEST. Don't believe me? Go try it! Girl i work with gave me one two hours after my GF dumped me, felt so good.
But on the main topic, i feel your feels. I do.
When you put your age into perspective, you've managed to stay alive for that long.
I never understood the phrase "If you're reading this." Well, obviously the person reading the passage is fucking reading it; there will never ever be a person that this "if" situation does not apply to.
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garnykins (01/20/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be a sort of anticipatory statement. Rhetorically, "If you're reading this" naturally makes us want to read more because it builds anticipation, while just saying "You are awesome because X Y and Z" only appeals to our sense of self.
That and it's sort of a way of addressing future audiences from different time periods AT that time period. Sort of like the message in the bottle or note from that one guy in a lot of movies that says "If you're reading this, I've already skipped town/died/had the baby/married Fred the Milkman from Kentucky."
That and it's sort of a way of addressing future audiences from different time periods AT that time period. Sort of like the message in the bottle or note from that one guy in a lot of movies that says "If you're reading this, I've already skipped town/died/had the baby/married Fred the Milkman from Kentucky."
#66
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thisismeiamthis (01/20/2013) [-]
I think I should get negative 5 points... Cause I live in Canada...
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SILENCEnight (01/20/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Hipster Applebloom ** niggers
I don't have any traumas
I haven't felt devastated before
Most phases in life aren't that special
Not sure about heartbreak...
I haven't felt devastated before
Most phases in life aren't that special
Not sure about heartbreak...
#58
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N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
Surviving isn't the most difficult task for an organism who has evolved to do so in a society that makes it so easy..
Sorry to burst your bubble. Oh wait, I'm not.
Sorry to burst your bubble. Oh wait, I'm not.