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#77 - fukyouto (01/20/2013) [-]
these posts make me feel worse
#76 - iloveanallube (01/20/2013) [-]
You glorious nigger...My girlfriend broke up with me today, saying that she never loved me. I was feeling really miserably and this made me cry. Thank you metroclock!
User avatar #225 to #76 - metroclock (01/21/2013) [-]
You're welcome! =)
#107 to #76 - N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
GF left me a week ago. Day after she broke up with me, my grandmother died.

It gets easier guys, fuck that slut, go put your dick in something!!! Thats what i did.

Blowjob is the best pick me up. THE BEST. Don't believe me? Go try it! Girl i work with gave me one two hours after my GF dumped me, felt so good.

But on the main topic, i feel your feels. I do.
#109 to #107 - warrollan (01/20/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in, this is me. ^
#89 to #76 - thatrainbowone (01/20/2013) [-]
my girlfriend left me today too
#92 to #89 - iloveanallube (01/20/2013) [-]
get on board bro
#94 to #92 - thatrainbowone (01/20/2013) [-]
i was thinking of jumping in front of one of those earlier
User avatar #73 - shamusogrady (01/20/2013) [-]
When you put your age into perspective, you've managed to stay alive for that long.
User avatar #71 - fortunesnowman ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Yeah? Doesn't help. She still left me.
#82 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
Man Up! Girls come and Go. There's over 7 Billion people in the world :3
#75 to #71 - riefenstahl (01/20/2013) [-]
Me too...
User avatar #70 - suddenlypotatoes (01/20/2013) [-]
I never understood the phrase "If you're reading this." Well, obviously the person reading the passage is fucking reading it; there will never ever be a person that this "if" situation does not apply to.
#78 to #70 - garnykins (01/20/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be a sort of anticipatory statement. Rhetorically, "If you're reading this" naturally makes us want to read more because it builds anticipation, while just saying "You are awesome because X Y and Z" only appeals to our sense of self.

That and it's sort of a way of addressing future audiences from different time periods AT that time period. Sort of like the message in the bottle or note from that one guy in a lot of movies that says "If you're reading this, I've already skipped town/died/had the baby/married Fred the Milkman from Kentucky."
#69 - N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
Assuming everyone on FunnyJunk is really old
#66 - thisismeiamthis (01/20/2013) [-]
I think I should get negative 5 points... Cause I live in Canada...
User avatar #64 - BrayBoy (01/20/2013) [-]
If you're in Africa, thats the equivelent to hard mode
#65 to #64 - SILENCEnight (01/20/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Hipster Applebloom ** niggers
User avatar #67 to #65 - tomowrath (01/20/2013) [-]
Hue
User avatar #63 - muhamidallea (01/20/2013) [-]
Do i get bonus points for living in Australia?
User avatar #68 to #63 - tomowrath (01/20/2013) [-]
No.
Because you have kangaroos.

I like kangaroos...
User avatar #60 - Nightinear (01/20/2013) [-]
I don't have any traumas
I haven't felt devastated before
Most phases in life aren't that special
Not sure about heartbreak...
#59 - Exem (01/20/2013) [-]
#58 - N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
Surviving isn't the most difficult task for an organism who has evolved to do so in a society that makes it so easy..
Sorry to burst your bubble. Oh wait, I'm not.
User avatar #57 - hkd (01/20/2013) [-]
I haven't...
User avatar #56 - xxvampireofmiseryx (01/20/2013) [-]
its a hard trip... had heart break last night
#55 - soulsurvivor (01/20/2013) [-]
wtf is this -_- this aint facebook bitch
wtf is this -_- this aint facebook bitch
#53 - selbs (01/20/2013) [-]
this is so silly
#51 - classichospital (01/20/2013) [-]
Thanks, OP, you're awesome.
#50 - mattdoggy (01/20/2013) [-]
A celebration of our continued living ladies and gentlemen
party hard
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