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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#75 - viatio
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Made this for some guy on the FJ image board a few months back.
User avatar #88 to #75 - doodnotheface
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If he had a bionic eye this would be one of the coolest things on the internet
#77 to #75 - viatio
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#73 - mattdoggy
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Starving to death on a full stomach
that's pretty hardcore
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#86 to #67 - ohemgeezus
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I'm taking that gif, so I'll reward you with another gif
I'm taking that gif, so I'll reward you with another gif
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#59 - jacobhasfunnies
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they also die from icesickles
#72 to #59 - wallbuilder
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You changed the way I think of the word.
User avatar #109 to #72 - icametocomment
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Some sort of ice sickle weapon would be a badass addition to a fantasy-themed game.
User avatar #54 - alphawolffifteen
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I'm not going to reveal my beliefs, I hope everyone else does the same. Honest question: How, under natural selection, did the sloth evolve and come out on top of its chain? I mean...it's so pathetic.
User avatar #69 to #54 - MyNameIsARickRoll
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And not only that;
Sloths ancestors were far from the super slow pussies that we know today. There existed giant ground sloths, larger than modern day bears, which easily fought off most predators of the time.
But yeah, in modern times, a sloth has three major defenses; sloths have good camouflage, sloths are slow (therefore don't draw much attention), and believe it or not, those claws can make some nasty wounds. Sloths are far from defenseless creatures.
User avatar #68 to #54 - reaperssprint
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Because the Sloth's predators live on the jungle floor and lack the ability to climb the trees. So since the sloth has the ability to climb the tree, and spend 99% of their life in them, they survived.
#62 to #54 - atheistzilla
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not going to reveal my beliefs either....

don't you dare ****** look at my name
User avatar #55 to #54 - spearpwi
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Thought this is pure speculation I would hazard a guess at them having good camouflage, being hard to reach (from being in trees and ****) and being lucky as ****.
User avatar #53 - plutoo
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I wonder how a sloth meat would taste...
User avatar #50 - thebritishguy
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it's like Neville longbottom in animal form
#58 to #50 - perolaf
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i wouldnt say that... at all... ever
#51 to #50 - anon id: 6d3fb4ee
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no
User avatar #47 - thedutchs
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"Sloths often mistake their own arm for a branch and fall to their deaths"

Oh god that's classic
#43 - lasmamoe
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The main question is how this species is able to maintain it's superiority in terms of space science.
User avatar #74 to #43 - RamzaBeoulve
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Because, as we all know, the mighty Slothstronaut has commanded obedience from space engineers worldwide.
User avatar #61 to #43 - iraniie
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i ******* love that image so much.
This is the reason for internet
#38 - ooimilesoo
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#35 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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#29 - anon id: fa4cf8b2
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How to sloths even survive? Do they just not move so much that no one notices? Even if someone does notice them, dafaq do they do?
User avatar #37 to #29 - nidhugg
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Slap them with their claws.
#28 - slickwilly
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#25 - EdwardNigma
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Every Sloth post, I spread the glory that is the Sloth Marine.
User avatar #70 to #25 - wallbuilder
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Initiative: 0
#39 to #25 - scodran
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We will help you

with spreading this glorious image.

by reposting the **** out of it.
User avatar #26 to #25 - lavitts
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His deeds will be remembered by the faithful forever.
#24 - HOtaconE
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw-z7GMX6XY
Some sloths are superman.
User avatar #23 - xyxoz
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Sloths have razor sharp claws on their fingers and would be the world's deadliest predators.
...but only if the world slowed the **** down.
User avatar #22 - mcbee
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for **** sakes how did these thing even make it this far as a species without going extinct?
#121 to #22 - artjunk
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Three words:


Forcey Fun Time
User avatar #79 to #22 - andalitemadness
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They used to be all energetic and big, but they started hanging out in trees where they couldn't be spotted and had no predators. Since it was safer in the trees, they stayed up there, but all they could eat was the leaves on the Cecropia trees, which did not have much energy compared to most animals' diets, so they started doing more to conserve energy over time. Now they just stay on top of the tree the whole time and only go down to the floor once a week to excrete, as the content said. Apart from this, they are practically never in danger of death because they are always in trees, and are only in danger once a week when they go to the jungle floor. This means, along with their slow metabolism, they actually have pretty large average lifespans for animals that live in the wild; they live 20-50 years.
User avatar #133 to #79 - mcbee
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huh, the more you know
User avatar #52 to #22 - SniperKitty
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Imagine the giant sloths that were alive thousands of years ago, 20ft long and 4 tons, with those big as claws. Sloths have gangsta blood in em.
User avatar #34 to #22 - qazsa
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I think that same thing about humans sometimes.
#19 - BubsyB
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#18 - liljxxx
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User avatar #42 to #18 - unoletmehavename
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He has moss on his back