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#87 - iamanewfaggot (01/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 - mullacllahdoow (01/20/2013) [-]
from now on, the taps in my house shall all be called endless spigots
#73 - futtef (01/20/2013) [-]
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#72 - whatupnachoface (01/20/2013) [-]
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#75 to #70 - casadue (01/20/2013) [-]
well fuck me if the hasn't two noses
well fuck me if the hasn't two noses
#85 to #75 - zwaxor (01/20/2013) [-]
You accidentally the noun.
#86 to #85 - casadue (01/20/2013) [-]
i was typing too fast
i was typing too fast
User avatar #69 - thekame ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, duh. How can he expect anything exciting to happen if his clothes don’t have a single skull or bone on them?
#68 - bagpipe (01/20/2013) [-]
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#63 - infinitereaper (01/20/2013) [-]
I used the side of a grassy hill as a waterside during a hurricane once...   
   
I guess that's kind of exciting.
I used the side of a grassy hill as a waterside during a hurricane once...

I guess that's kind of exciting.
#62 - roflboss (01/20/2013) [-]
MFW my name is Justin
#59 - doyoulikeapizza (01/20/2013) [-]
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#52 - pyra (01/20/2013) [-]
My life in a nutshell
#77 to #52 - trevanman (01/20/2013) [-]
katawa shoujo?
feel them feels.
let the feels run through you. become one with them!
#88 to #77 - jiltist (01/20/2013) [-]
Been playin that. Really funny game.
#89 to #88 - trevanman (01/20/2013) [-]
Well...
That's....one way to put it.
Have you felt the feels yet?
#90 to #89 - jiltist (01/20/2013) [-]
I'm always feelin' the feels. It's a matter of being able to straightface through life.

In an unrelated story, my ex who said that she wanted to remain friends gave me a ride to the post office so that she could tell me that she didn't want to get groceries with me anymore.

She promised me four things when she broke up with me. This is the third promise that she's broken. The only promise that she hasn't broken is that she wouldn't watch anymore episodes of Stargate except with me. Except two months after she broke up with me, she hasn't watched a single episode of Stargate with me, except one Sunday two weeks ago, where she came to do laundry, watch stargate, and tell me that she's dating other people. (Which violates the second promise that she made to me, that she wouldn't date other people--for her own sake as much as my own--for at least 6 months.)

As a result, I spent the greater half of yesterday asleep. When I woke up today, I woke to her voice. She was telling me that I had to wake up, because we would be late--a running game that we'd had in our 3.5 years of dating. So, I woke up and turned to her, only to find that she wasn't there. I spent the greater part of today trying to go back to sleep and recapture that dream.

Baby don't hurt me.. no more....
#91 to #90 - trevanman (01/21/2013) [-]
Wow.
That is a really feely story.
So you actually heard her standing next to your bed, only to wake up and find out she wasn't there?
#92 to #91 - jiltist (01/21/2013) [-]
In my dreams, she's usually in bed with me. When she wakes up, she checks the time on her phone, is startled, and so wakes me up.

Other times, she's waking me up because she's already made breakfast, and doesn't want it to get cold.

On rare occasions, it's not urgent that I get up, so she sits on the side of the bed and plays with my hair.
#93 to #92 - trevanman (01/21/2013) [-]
....
I gotta stop watching Supernatural.

Sounds scary. Dreams of a life you have lived before, or dreams of your past. Let go of your past and perhaps you'll start dreaming about a possible future...
That, or just play a lot of Katawa Shoujo. You'll start having dreams about it. (happens with every game you'll play for too many hours a day)
#94 to #93 - jiltist (01/21/2013) [-]
I do this with DOTA.
#74 to #52 - N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
MASTURBATE
#65 to #52 - cannibislover (01/20/2013) [-]
I started rock climbing. Made my life more fun.
#53 to #52 - jiltist (01/20/2013) [-]
So enact change in your life....
#56 to #53 - pyra (01/20/2013) [-]
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#57 to #56 - jiltist (01/20/2013) [-]
Made me laugh. Thanks for that! XD
User avatar #81 to #57 - isomeras (01/20/2013) [-]
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#42 - whathappenslive (01/20/2013) [-]
The first panel is most of us, be honest folks.
#51 to #42 - senorfrog (01/20/2013) [-]
In the before times I would say youare wrong, but the older I got the less adventures were made till none at all.
#34 - CaptainExplosion (01/20/2013) [-]
I had the hiccups once.   
My mom told me to drink a glass of water while holding a pencil horizontally between my teeth. One of the only 2 thinks I've tried that actually worked.   
   
MFW
I had the hiccups once.
My mom told me to drink a glass of water while holding a pencil horizontally between my teeth. One of the only 2 thinks I've tried that actually worked.

MFW
User avatar #48 to #34 - flyingkirbkirb (01/20/2013) [-]
My mom made me balance a fork or spoon on my nose
#36 to #34 - rednative (01/20/2013) [-]
who would put the pencil vertical?
#29 - naggerbatch (01/20/2013) [-]
If I call your name, go to bed   
   
That means you Zach!
If I call your name, go to bed

That means you Zach!
User avatar #33 to #29 - wisebox **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
No one will ever know my name! HAHAHA!
#46 to #33 - feelythefeel (01/20/2013) [-]
Mister Mxyzptlk?
User avatar #38 to #33 - georgeapg (01/20/2013) [-]
wise box?
#37 to #33 - lolibear (01/20/2013) [-]
Rumplestiltskin
#41 to #37 - wisebox **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
#44 to #41 - lolibear (01/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #37 - Hreidmar (01/20/2013) [-]
Vintage reference, sir.
#31 to #29 - lolibear (01/20/2013) [-]
fine let's play this game bitch. Michael, chris, matt, josh, jacob, nick, andrew, dan, tyler, ashley, jessica, emily, sarah, sam, amanda. FUCK MAN WAT R U DOING GO TO SLEEP
#78 to #31 - trevanman (01/20/2013) [-]
nope.
try Celtic-ish names.
#66 to #31 - sensualsaxman (01/20/2013) [-]
But i just woke up...
User avatar #50 to #31 - panduhber **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
But...
User avatar #39 to #31 - bloodysita (01/20/2013) [-]
Damn.
User avatar #35 to #31 - mcbee (01/20/2013) [-]
thanks
#30 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
My name is Zach :l
User avatar #22 - capslockrage (01/20/2013) [-]
My name is justin too.
User avatar #28 to #22 - thatnerdyguy (01/20/2013) [-]
Hi Justin.
User avatar #43 to #28 - capslockrage (01/20/2013) [-]
Hi, tell your mom kim that i said hi aswell.
#54 to #43 - pluckytech (01/20/2013) [-]
I am also named Justin. Shall we converse, name-sharer?
User avatar #55 to #54 - capslockrage (01/20/2013) [-]
Yes, we shall.
............
...............
wut should we talk about..
#58 to #55 - pluckytech (01/20/2013) [-]
Urrr, how has your day been?
User avatar #60 to #58 - capslockrage (01/20/2013) [-]
Sat around and watched movies and played video games.............


Pretty good, you?
#21 - sirlorddarthvader (01/20/2013) [-]
You never know when you'll need it.
#67 to #21 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
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Considering my usual rate of spelling mistakes.........i am going to need that one.
User avatar #26 to #21 - txsslg (01/20/2013) [-]
on this site..probably quiet often
#8 - N. Korean citizen (01/19/2013) [-]
i read "kitchen of wonderment" as "kitchen of voldemort". not a harry potter fan or anything, btw.

I think i should call it a day.
#5 - xerber (01/19/2013) [-]
This thing made me laugh more than it probably should have...
This thing made me laugh more than it probably should have...
-100
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User avatar #82 to #32 - isomeras (01/20/2013) [-]
...That was far too cute.
#23 to #4 - skrynox (01/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #4 - redclover (01/20/2013) [-]
...okay.
#14 to #4 - chimfer (01/20/2013) [-]
Why such a random Bieber insult?
Why such a random Bieber insult?
User avatar #71 to #14 - jakekel (01/20/2013) [-]
Because Micheal Jackson fucks kids.
User avatar #84 to #71 - isomeras (01/20/2013) [-]
Fucked*
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