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#184
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thebritishguy (01/20/2013) [-] I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Navy kangaroos, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bush fires on my mates, and I have over 300 confirmed wanks. I am trained in croc warfare and I’m the top drinker in the entire Australian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another migrant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this dessert, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to Austarlia over the Internet? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spiders across the Aussies and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bushfire, croc. The bushfire that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my knife. Not only am I extensively trained in obnoxiousness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Austalian brush Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little wanker. If only you could have known what unholy shithouse your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking shit. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn wanker. I will shit hot wank all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.
#179
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DoktorHax (01/20/2013) [-] except you will never find an aussie drinking fosters. we sell that shit to the dumbass tourists.
#174
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drloomis (01/20/2013) [-] "No petrol for the plane because the Abo sniffed it all" lost it at that.
#172
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misterlad ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-] Scarnon poofs,
Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at shithouse pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? Fuck mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.
Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all fucken fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.
Pic related: It’s me and me Commodore
Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at shithouse pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? Fuck mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.
Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all fucken fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.
Pic related: It’s me and me Commodore
#189 to #173
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fistpump (01/20/2013) [-] What is currently occurring, homosexuals,
My acquaintances call me Basil, and I have a disliking to every one of your kin. You're all a gathering of stupid overweight vaginas who waste all day observing pictures of bad taste. You are everything that is vomit-worthy in the stagnant pool of water that we live. Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse? By the gods, acquaintance, she'll very much be mocking other males of your species due to you being a depressed vagina, but your kin take it to an entirely new level. This is more depressing than masturbating in a place that is unclean.
Don't be inclined to cause havoc. Just attempt to cause personal disharmony to me by directing your most offensive insults toward me. It's true, I'm an alpha male. I was captain of the touch football team and top batsman at the cricket club. What activities do you partake in, other than "masturbating furiously to photographs of women of poor taste"? I obtained a higher-level qualification from my job training, and have an admirable Holden VL Commodore (which happens to have recently been serviced, making the engine sound amazing). You and your kin are all homosexuals, and should commit the ungodly act of suicide.
I thank for you taking your time to read what I have to say.
This photograph is related to my text; It's myself and my Holden VL Commodore.
My acquaintances call me Basil, and I have a disliking to every one of your kin. You're all a gathering of stupid overweight vaginas who waste all day observing pictures of bad taste. You are everything that is vomit-worthy in the stagnant pool of water that we live. Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse? By the gods, acquaintance, she'll very much be mocking other males of your species due to you being a depressed vagina, but your kin take it to an entirely new level. This is more depressing than masturbating in a place that is unclean.
Don't be inclined to cause havoc. Just attempt to cause personal disharmony to me by directing your most offensive insults toward me. It's true, I'm an alpha male. I was captain of the touch football team and top batsman at the cricket club. What activities do you partake in, other than "masturbating furiously to photographs of women of poor taste"? I obtained a higher-level qualification from my job training, and have an admirable Holden VL Commodore (which happens to have recently been serviced, making the engine sound amazing). You and your kin are all homosexuals, and should commit the ungodly act of suicide.
I thank for you taking your time to read what I have to say.
This photograph is related to my text; It's myself and my Holden VL Commodore.
#169
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edwardyeap (01/20/2013) [-] So... highest rated is now on top again? The fuck FJ. Once we get used to something at least stay that way. but I prefer it on the top.
#163
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N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
i live in straya and the only part i cant belive is at the start involving fosters beer. no one drinks that shit!
#162
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nigelroosevelt (01/20/2013) [-]
Ok so. I'm Australian and I still don't get why everyone thinks we all drink Fosters. No one I know drinks the stuff. I rarely even see it in the booze shops around here. PLS ESPLAIN
#160
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N. Korean citizen (01/20/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS STILL STUCK ON THE MOON!!!
Jesus Christ is lost on the moon with his bus. He has a dog with him
and is struggling to feed him!! Help Jesus come back to Earth with this
simple trick: [url deleted]
Jesus needs your help now more than ever! He has live fish in the trunk of his
bus and they are very sad! Spread the message of Jesus Christ! He needs our help!
Copy this and post it on every post you can find! We need to spread the word!
JESUS CHRIST IS STILL STUCK ON THE MOON!!!
Jesus Christ is lost on the moon with his bus. He has a dog with him
and is struggling to feed him!! Help Jesus come back to Earth with this
simple trick: [url deleted]
Jesus needs your help now more than ever! He has live fish in the trunk of his
bus and they are very sad! Spread the message of Jesus Christ! He needs our help!
Copy this and post it on every post you can find! We need to spread the word!
#159
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shoorysmile (01/20/2013) [-] I'm ruddy sick of all this miss representation of my beautiful 'ome land. Struth. Get informed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrvNpPf_Zo
#157
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bagpipe (01/20/2013) [-] **bagpipe rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at I was raised a little more like this **
