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#188 - mrmysterio (01/20/2013) [-]
Can't forget them Kangaroo orgies.
#193 to #188 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
you turned it upside down
User avatar #184 - thebritishguy (01/20/2013) [-]
I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Navy kangaroos, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bush fires on my mates, and I have over 300 confirmed wanks. I am trained in croc warfare and I’m the top drinker in the entire Australian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another migrant. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this dessert, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that ***** to Austarlia over the Internet? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spiders across the Aussies and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bushfire, croc. The bushfire that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my knife. Not only am I extensively trained in obnoxiousness, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Austalian brush Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little wanker. If only you could have known what unholy ********* your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* **** . But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn wanker. I will **** hot wank all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, mate.
User avatar #181 - loszombis (01/20/2013) [-]
who the **** likes Fosters.. tastes like crap..
User avatar #179 - DoktorHax (01/20/2013) [-]
except you will never find an aussie drinking fosters. we sell that **** to the dumbass tourists.
#174 - drloomis (01/20/2013) [-]
"No petrol for the plane because the Abo sniffed it all" lost it at that.
#172 - misterlad (01/20/2013) [-]
Scarnon poofs,

Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at ********* pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? **** mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.

Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all ****** fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.

Pic related: It’s me and me Commodore
#189 to #173 - fistpump (01/20/2013) [-]
What is currently occurring, homosexuals,
My acquaintances call me Basil, and I have a disliking to every one of your kin. You're all a gathering of stupid overweight vaginas who waste all day observing pictures of bad taste. You are everything that is vomit-worthy in the stagnant pool of water that we live. Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse? By the gods, acquaintance, she'll very much be mocking other males of your species due to you being a depressed vagina, but your kin take it to an entirely new level. This is more depressing than masturbating in a place that is unclean.

Don't be inclined to cause havoc. Just attempt to cause personal disharmony to me by directing your most offensive insults toward me. It's true, I'm an alpha male. I was captain of the touch football team and top batsman at the cricket club. What activities do you partake in, other than "masturbating furiously to photographs of women of poor taste"? I obtained a higher-level qualification from my job training, and have an admirable Holden VL Commodore (which happens to have recently been serviced, making the engine sound amazing). You and your kin are all homosexuals, and should commit the ungodly act of suicide.
I thank for you taking your time to read what I have to say.

This photograph is related to my text; It's myself and my Holden VL Commodore.
User avatar #169 - edwardyeap (01/20/2013) [-]
So... highest rated is now on top again? The **** FJ. Once we get used to something at least stay that way. but I prefer it on the top.
User avatar #168 - usmcoorah (01/20/2013) [-]
******* hate when that happens.
#166 - zenrath (01/20/2013) [-]
Happend to me.
#163 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
i live in straya and the only part i cant belive is at the start involving fosters beer. no one drinks that **** !
#162 - nigelroosevelt (01/20/2013) [-]
Ok so. I'm Australian and I still don't get why everyone thinks we all drink Fosters. No one I know drinks the stuff. I rarely even see it in the booze shops around here. PLS ESPLAIN
User avatar #182 to #162 - loszombis (01/20/2013) [-]
i asked my dad once why you never see fosters in stores anymore he said they moved it to QLD and renamed it XXXX, i asked him why its called XXXX and he said they couldnt have the word **** on the can XD
User avatar #177 to #162 - zombiemanic ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
All ive seen is our states beer, e.g. VB = Victorian Bitter.
#165 to #162 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
"Fosters, it's Australian for beer!"

That's why... :(
#183 to #165 - doggstar (01/20/2013) [-]
but only poms and yanks drink that piss
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#164 to #160 - willindor ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Meanwhile on the moon.
User avatar #161 to #160 - ugottanked (01/20/2013) [-]
aaaannnd anons found something new
User avatar #159 - shoorysmile (01/20/2013) [-]
I'm ruddy sick of all this miss representation of my beautiful 'ome land. Struth. Get informed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrvNpPf_Zo
#158 - ghettoswag (01/20/2013) [-]
2 Australia related posts one after the other?!
#157 - bagpipe (01/20/2013) [-]
**bagpipe rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at I was raised a little more like this **
User avatar #155 - I Am Monkey (01/20/2013) [-]
Are the Aborigines really that bad?
User avatar #185 to #155 - loszombis (01/20/2013) [-]
yeah pretty much..
i live in a town where almost everyone is aboriginal.. and all they do is bludge off centrelink and complain..
User avatar #156 to #155 - teefa (01/20/2013) [-]
Most of them are alcoholics living on the dol who complain about **** which happened 200 years ago, but i feel sorry for them. And the petrol sniffing is just a stereotype.
User avatar #171 to #156 - victoryismine (01/20/2013) [-]
He's right you know.

I don't have the pic/gif.
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