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#51 - carnivorouswalnut
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I totally could have screencapped this yesterday and made front page. ****. EVERYTHING.
I totally could have screencapped this yesterday and made front page. ****. EVERYTHING.
#50 - satsu
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(01/19/2013) [-]
#49 - userwasbannedzwei
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Elevator sharts carts larts and tarts? ******* elevator sharts carts larts and tarts? GO TAKE THOSE ******* SHARTS CARTS LARGE AND TARTS, WRAP THEM IN A ******* BIND AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR SORRY DISGUSTING ASS. OP'S A ******* ******.
#48 - effort
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(01/19/2013) [-]
**effort rolled a random image posted in comment #2449803 at FJ RPG **
#52 to #48 - foxtrotalpha
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#46 - shinobidesu
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Or provide graphics of the details of their pets having sex to death.
#42 - iktpq
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(01/18/2013) [-]
my guess is see you latta.
#41 - duckspasm
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(01/18/2013) [-]
See You Lätta Brotenkopf

give me my toenail
#31 - skinless
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#34 to #31 - Marker ONLINE
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Kids, your class pet is dead, and now let me proceed to explain what I did with iut in graphic detail after finding its carcass.
#40 to #34 - joaonat
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Which things would you be able to do with some chunks of dog meat?   
   
   
   
   
Because I would do lots of things..
Which things would you be able to do with some chunks of dog meat?




Because I would do lots of things..
#25 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Funny, because 65% of FJ can't explain the second thing. They know it only from internet movies and not from personal experience.
#38 to #25 - mathafaka
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i just came here from my gf's house... i would explain you more than you will ever see you piece of ****!

**** off anon!
#35 to #25 - fistpump
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I think it's pretty basic.
Willy goes in.
Willy goes out.
Willy goes in.
Willy goes out.
I'm sure they'd pick up on it; It's hardly rocket science.
#32 to #25 - skinless
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(01/18/2013) [-]
but...but...yeah its true
but...but...yeah its true
#27 to #25 - hahafunnyuwhore
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#39 to #27 - mathafaka
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(01/18/2013) [-]
shut up it could be yo uas well...
#29 to #27 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I don't have a profile since it was banned over 1 year ago. It went better than expected because in this case I can save very much time of my life.
#26 to #25 - DCat
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(01/18/2013) [-]
And you're an anon. Like you even know what sex means.
#28 to #26 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Did I hurt your feelings by revealing the truth?
#53 to #28 - DCat
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(01/19/2013) [-]
No, not really including the fact that I had sex when I was 14, but, this is the internet, so w/e.
#21 - vanoreo
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Sex would be easier.

1st graders are at the age where they can comprehend death, but not sex.

That and then the school has to deal with a ton of 1st graders ******* in the restrooms...

That's what they get for forcing me to do that...
#18 - deadfeds **User deleted account**
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#15 - hanakoikezawa
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(01/18/2013) [-]
You pay a hooker as well.
#13 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I find explaining how sex works to a bunch of kids hot. I'd love to see the little girls expression.
#22 to #13 - crazehtoast
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"to a bunch of kids hot."
What is this, Spanish?
#20 to #13 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Seek psychological help.
#12 - amateriandarknut
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Okay everyone, for this lesson we're all going to partner up first. Each boy should be paired with a girl."
#23 to #12 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Hmm, it appears 2 males will have to pair up. Well, this changes my lesson a bit, but let's do this.
#11 - davisdamen
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"so kids, guess what your teacher did"
#10 - commanderbunbun
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i'll just show them a film strip
#9 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(01/18/2013) [-]
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But what if you were to tell the kids the story of how you killed their pets with sex in detail?
#45 to #9 - shinobidesu
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(01/19/2013) [-]
graphic detail
#19 to #9 - snerus
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Some people learn better through visual demonstrations or firsthand. I'd bring all the pets in and **** them until they died, then pass them along.
#8 - mouthwash
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#44 to #8 - chaldin
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(01/19/2013) [-]
True..
#7 - bvalon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
18 See You Lätta Brotenkop
#17 to #7 - moarpotatos [OP]
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(01/18/2013) [-]
2nd Place goes to bvalon
2nd WINRAR 2nd WINRAR CHIKEN DINRAR
#30 to #17 - skinless
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(01/18/2013) [-]
just cut the ******* toe off
#6 - edemylove **User deleted account**
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"You see son, once upon a time your dog got hit by a truck this morning"