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User avatar #69 to #50 - Marker ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Dog was God the whole time, the people who wrote it down were just dyslexic.
User avatar #45 - scottsselfdefense (01/18/2013) [-]
pretty sure the dude on the left was jewish. still agree with the message tho
User avatar #52 to #45 - thepalmtoptiger (01/18/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the guy to the far right is a Jew too.
User avatar #193 to #52 - scottsselfdefense (01/22/2013) [-]
very good sir
#132 to #52 - coolcalx (01/18/2013) [-]
I didn't think about that
I didn't think about that
#39 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
not to worry believers, the non-believers will got all the favors in the world but never in the afterlife. Although we faces difficulties, we will surely be in heaven, watching those ignorant humans burning into ashes, the they will be recreated again, then will be burnt again, then recreated again, and burnt again and it will continues, until all sins is purified. Only then, they are allowed to enter the heaven.
#92 to #39 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
If you think like that about other people, I don't think Jesus wants you.
#76 to #39 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
What kind of ******* religion you believe?
#27 - noonesperfect (01/18/2013) [-]
how about apathy?
#23 - pimpinboobnugget (01/18/2013) [-]
Get Peggy Hill to do an impression of this guy.
#20 - antey ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
#138 to #20 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Template please?
Template please?
User avatar #15 - foelkera (01/18/2013) [-]
>Implying OP would sell all of his family heirlooms to feed the poor
#71 to #15 - checkemtrain ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #15 - hanabro (01/18/2013) [-]
>implying OP goes around telling everyone that magic space daddy wants them to help the poor, but then hardly does.
User avatar #11 - allamericandude (01/18/2013) [-]
Most of their gold and **** are historic artifacts and pieces of art--back from the days when the CC was an actual global power and not just a religion. The reason they don't sell those things is the same reason the US government doesn't sell the Washington Monument or the Smithsonian Museum--even though you could use the exact same argument.

I'm not religious, I'm just sayin'.
User avatar #162 to #11 - novren (01/18/2013) [-]
Yes, but (I believe) the US don't preach about a heaven full of happiness for everyone and mostly, they don't preach about not making wealth on Earth (sorry if I am not clear, my English is pretty rusty, tell me if you don't understand and I'll try my best to fix it).
User avatar #161 to #11 - theholum (01/18/2013) [-]
Many churches are still really rich, which goes directly against the teachings of Christ...
User avatar #107 to #11 - whistleandrun (01/18/2013) [-]
Historical artifacts paid for by hundreds of years of tithes from poor farming families all across Europe...
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#21 to #11 - spamzor (01/18/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to the Vatican? They've got more bling than the Belgian royal palace.

Most of what is visible there can be judged as art or a historic object, but most of 'their gold and ***** comes from ransacking, pillaging and selling "indulgences".

Them bastards just lucky we never got over there during the Beeldenstorm.
#91 to #21 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Actually it dosent matter what it's made of but that you get the idea that the god is great and powerful
User avatar #13 to #11 - spikethepony (01/18/2013) [-]
Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
#8 - Carthusia (01/18/2013) [-]
how 'bout this?
#9 to #8 - azraelthemage (01/18/2013) [-]
Ain't got **** on Super Mega Death Christ 2000.
User avatar #17 to #9 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (01/18/2013) [-]
umm why not both?
#10 to #9 - Carthusia (01/18/2013) [-]
well played, good sir.
User avatar #6 - zukowashere (01/18/2013) [-]
Think this post brings up a good point. No sense being god-fearing if you're an asshole.
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#70 to #2 - sweateagle (01/18/2013) [-]
I knew the comments would brew a 						*********					.
I knew the comments would brew a ********* .
User avatar #67 to #2 - winnzor (01/18/2013) [-]
catholic church will also touch more little boys than I will too
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#60 to #2 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Warren Buffet, a single atheist, will spend more over his lifetime to help the poor, than the vatican did over the past 500 years. FACT.
User avatar #47 to #2 - reican (01/18/2013) [-]
yes, they are widening the lower aspects of little boys.
#46 to #2 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
what if i don't help the poor people at all...in all my 10 lifetimes? they wouldn't have to help/donate very much
#41 to #2 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
how about we take taxes from everyone :D then we say no to condoms in africa. aids is a good thing you know?but but but, we need to help children..hmm...i know we help kids be giving them money to give us money when they join our crasy ass cult of pedophilia/murder/hate.. good plan! but you forgot about making them beleve in a dead guy that there are no ******* proof of him ever existing. and a guy in the sky that killed humanety so many times and so on..but what about evolution? we cant say no to it anymore :(WE JUST SAY YES!but what about adam/eve.well that part is just a storry.but then theres no original sin. right?
yeah maby...so the bible is not true?i think so now yes...and jesus never died for our sins if there was no sins?yupp...will we still get money if we say that?no.ok we just lie about that part for more money and power! :D
and some more hate on gays...
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religion=hate everything. exept for money and power -.-
User avatar #40 to #2 - mtflyer (01/18/2013) [-]
Ten times zero is still zero.
#18 to #2 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
then again, they have more money then you have 1000 life times over
#16 to #2 - arstya (01/18/2013) [-]
**arstya rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at Relevant to Ireland. ** While also controlling us with the Apple of Eden.
#7 to #2 - stickandmove (01/18/2013) [-]
Translations:

"An extremely large group of people collectively give more to those in need than you ever will. Theists, give me green thumbs."
User avatar #64 to #7 - didactus (01/18/2013) [-]
Considering they boast about having 1,5 billion members, and the amount they give it too is less than 1,5 billion people. Saying they are the best charity ever is kind of a stretch.
User avatar #58 to #7 - thepyras (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh, right, I forgot. You can't defend a religious group on Funnyjunk, what was I thinking? Although I still think you misunderstood his comment. You're thinking about it in strict monetary amounts, when he obviously meant relative ones. The truth is that most people who make fun of the Catholic church never do anything to help the poor, not even a portion of what they could, while the church uses a large portion of their funds on charitable efforts, about 90% according to The Economist.
User avatar #87 to #58 - thepyras (01/18/2013) [-]
Alright, guys. There's a difference in thumbing someone down because they're wrong, and doing it because you don't like what the person is saying. I don't particularly like the Catholic church either, I'm just pointing out that they do in fact give quite a lot.
User avatar #31 to #7 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/18/2013) [-]
And it's only 10 times over...
User avatar #12 to #7 - thepyras (01/18/2013) [-]
That was only one translation. Here's another:

"You mock the Catholic church for their inability to give, yet they're more giving than you ever will be."
User avatar #68 to #12 - wiredguy (01/18/2013) [-]
You know that for a fact?

Per capita, Catholics probably give faaar less to charity than Muslims do. By a multiple of ten or more.
And yet they're the bad guys, because of extremist groups who act loosely in their name.
User avatar #89 to #68 - thepyras (01/18/2013) [-]
Also, I don't often hear Muslim groups mocking the Catholics. Funny how you would bring that up, seeing as how it was in no way related to what I said.
User avatar #81 to #68 - thepyras (01/18/2013) [-]
I do, actually. The Catholic church gives about 90% of their profits to charitable efforts, if you read my above comment.
User avatar #5 to #2 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
The point is to practice what you preach, which seems to be a major problem with corrupt Catholic priests.
#3 to #2 - shatt (01/17/2013) [-]
A man was getting tried for recieving the catholic's church incoming and out going money and what it was being used for
#4 to #3 - shatt (01/17/2013) [-]
i dont know anything else
#1 - xmattx (01/17/2013) [-]
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