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#159 - therocketjack
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(01/18/2013) [-]
First time i ever played Dungeons and Dragons i played with this map. Me and 7 other guys over (plus one chic). Jake (the dungeon master) starts us off in Narnia, at a large bandit camp. DM:Your job is to get to Moomin Valley and collect an army, you will be here for 3 more days Everyones going around collecting items and **** for the journey. my turn bitches. Me:(talking to guard) Wheres the Jarls house? DM/guard: Jarl Eleric lives just down the street, but does not like visitors, i would not go. **** that ****! I wanna see the Jarl. I go to the Jarls house. DM: As you approach the door 4 large guards stop you and say, "What are you doing?"
Me: I want to see the Jarl
DM:Look buddy, if you turn around now, and never show your face here again, you'll be okay.
Its on
Me:I want to see the Jarl
DM: Look buddy, I'm giving you one last chance, leave now or we'll beat your face in.
Me:I want to see the Jarl
the DM just sighs and tells me to roll my die,
mfw roll a 2
DM: The biggest guard takes you by the head and throws you to the ground, crushing your scull, you lose one hp.
Me: I get up from the ground and say, "I want to see the Jarl"
DM:God damnit no! If the DM say's don't do something then don't do it!
Me: I want to see the Jarl
The DM sighs, and rolls his die.
DM: Roll
Mfw i roll a 2
DM: The same guard kicks you again, you fall face first in the mud, you lose 3 hp. A crowd of peasants are staring at you while you lie in the mud.
Me: Does anyone know how i can get to see the Jarl?
DM: Dude, the guards are right behind you, they can hear everything you say!
Me: I want to speak to the Jarl.
I do this until I die.
Pic of the DM's face
#158 - jvansl
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Where is alagaësia?
Westeros but no Essos or Sothoryos
#156 - alltimetens
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Where the **** is the Fire Nation?
#153 - howunexpected
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#150 - Welshhobo
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(01/18/2013) [-]
>hurr whers cartoon horse land
>honk honk y isnt skyrim ther

They're all from books you ******* morons. Pic related, its you.
#169 to #150 - Bobtheblob
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I don't mean to sound retarded, but which book is Hyrule from? I always assumed it was Zelda.
#174 to #169 - Welshhobo
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(01/18/2013) [-]
There are numerous books based on the LoZ world.
#175 to #174 - Bobtheblob
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Then can it really be considered from a book, since the source is a video game?
#168 to #150 - ssjlink
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Hyrule is on the map.
#149 - ZalgotheImminent ONLINE
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(01/18/2013) [-]
>Lilliput
>No Brobdignag.

Everyone remembers the little people, no one remembers the giants.

Also,

>No Tamriel
>No Albion
>No **********************************
>No Weyard

Step your game up, OP.
#180 to #149 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa someone mentions weyard
#147 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Why the **** is Terabithia on the map?
#145 - TheOriginalNerd
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(01/18/2013) [-]
it would be so ******* huge then because it would literally be worlds next to worlds
#144 - zombiebacon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
DREAMLAAND!
#143 - Snowplows
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(01/18/2013) [-]
People may not like the game anymore, but c'mon, Gielinor.
#142 - Lepain
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(01/18/2013) [-]
where's Albion
#141 - rasconza
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(01/18/2013) [-]
where the **** is Mossflower?
#140 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
yay for moomin valley

boo for no Tamriel
#139 - roadkillamanjaro **User deleted account**
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#146 to #139 - zarcos
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(01/18/2013) [-]
middle earth = earth the continents just separated out. gondor=europe. Harad= northern africa. Rhun= asia.
#151 to #146 - roadkillamanjaro **User deleted account**
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#170 to #151 - zarcos
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(01/18/2013) [-]
1. the content is very inaccurate.( not saying it was supposed to be, the content itself is pretty cool even if it is reposted). There were two continents, Middle Earth and the undying lands.
2. I didnt pull it out of my ass, it was in an old middle earth atlas I read a long time ago that was canon. It went from the creation story, through all the books and and after. Including the point where the undying lands disappear and middle earth separates into earth's continents.
#183 to #170 - roadkillamanjaro **User deleted account**
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#197 to #183 - zarcos
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(01/18/2013) [-]
it was this book
#138 - Bouncer
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Nothing from the Wheel of Time?
#137 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Where is the mushroom kingdom?3
#136 - harrypottergirl
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Where's Hogwarts? or Half-Blood Camp
#155 to #136 - ultimoz
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(01/18/2013) [-]
They're not exactly entire countries / continents are they?
#135 - dexterwho
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I want Alagaësia
#134 - unknownmercury
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Okay, I saw Florin, but you didn't put Guilder on the map? Seriously?
#130 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Why isn't Alagaesia there???