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User avatar #156 - trojandetected (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
#119 - zahnrad (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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>Not accepting Australian American Britishism as a part of your daily life
#78 - jokervsbatsy (01/18/2013) [-]
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#50 - haxorman (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>meanwhile in russia
>meanwhile in russia
User avatar #57 to #50 - happygrowman (01/18/2013) [-]
i ******* love cocaine.
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#79 - Dima (01/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
His arm band...
User avatar #62 - spearpwi (01/18/2013) [-]
“Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.” Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

I love you for thinking of Terry Pratchett when you posted this. That is all.

#47 - steelpanther (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Polish Strongman
User avatar #37 - theswampfox (01/18/2013) [-]
no shirt. His nips must have been sand off picking that up against his chest.
#94 - froller (01/18/2013) [-]
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#149 - BigSammy (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW everyone's hating on 'merica
MFW everyone's hating on 'merica
User avatar #157 to #149 - trojandetected (01/18/2013) [-]
Hating? what are you a 12 year old one direction fan?
User avatar #135 - swedishassassin (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In response to the quote.... Russia was **** with its economy in the Middle Ages...
#170 to #150 - angelusprimus (01/18/2013) [-]
You could listen to your own advice.
After the plague. thats late 14th century, that left european economy in shambles Russia was hit much less then western europe, due to sparser population and better hygiene (steam baths) Russia was much less hit.
Since Russian peasantry was hardly hit at all, Russia became a main exporter of grain to Germanies, Denmark and what we would call Netherlands today.
That and quick expansion of amber mining created a boom with Russian nobility and helping Grund Dutchy of Muscovy grow, expand and setting up its developement into Russian Empire in mid 16th century.
History isn't ever simple. Keep learning.
User avatar #73 - levchenko (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Russian term is Baboshka*
#25 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Right, because all rocks weigh EXACTLY the same based on volume.

Density? Lol what medieval alchemist/witch doctor have you been learning from?
User avatar #70 to #25 - muchasmarcos (01/18/2013) [-]
You try to lift any of those two rocks and then you may speak.
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#176 to #172 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
eat a dick faggot
User avatar #130 - fancys (01/18/2013) [-]
I too have a framed picture of spongebob screaming "Overtime?"
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