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#156 - trojandetected
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(01/18/2013) [-]
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
#163 to #156 - smokeymouse
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(01/18/2013) [-]
oh **** son. that was you? you have a very big russian penis. tomorrow we sex again.
#166 to #163 - ghettograndpa
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i join k
#193 to #156 - arjunz
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(01/18/2013) [-]
#9 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
he's not american
#10 to #9 - bcausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#78 - jokervsbatsy
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(01/18/2013) [-]
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#50 - haxorman
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(01/18/2013) [-]
>meanwhile in russia
>meanwhile in russia
#57 to #50 - happygrowman
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i ******* love cocaine.
#102 - icewraith
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#105 to #102 - xxDanvelxx
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Slavs man... Slavs

-Person with Rus ancestry
#106 to #105 - xxDanvelxx
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and Communism
#120 to #102 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#79 - Dima
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(01/18/2013) [-]
His arm band...
#81 to #79 - doctorque
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Dima we meet again!
Dima we meet again!
#82 to #81 - Dima
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Do we now? I don't recall the first meeting.
#83 to #82 - doctorque
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(01/18/2013) [-]
my profile   
   
my name is Dima as well   
   
person called me as such   
   
you said sup
my profile

my name is Dima as well

person called me as such

you said sup
#84 to #83 - Dima
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Gotcha.
#86 to #84 - doctorque
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(01/18/2013) [-]
on with your day now
on with your day now
#88 to #86 - Dima
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Quite. To you as well.
#62 - spearpwi
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(01/18/2013) [-]
“Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.” Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

I love you for thinking of Terry Pratchett when you posted this. That is all.


#47 - steelpanther
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Polish Strongman
#76 to #47 - synapse
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(01/18/2013) [-]
That's the strongest man in the world, amirite?
#37 - theswampfox
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(01/18/2013) [-]
no shirt. His nips must have been sand off picking that up against his chest.
#94 - froller
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(01/18/2013) [-]
**froller rolled a random image posted in comment #2515332 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
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#149 - BigSammy
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(01/18/2013) [-]
MFW everyone's hating on 'merica
MFW everyone's hating on 'merica
#152 to #149 - fosforgasxiii
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(01/18/2013) [-]
How is this hating? We're just making a joke.
#180 to #149 - alarmdemon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
mellow out.we can all accept that Russia is the superior super power.
#157 to #149 - trojandetected
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Hating? what are you a 12 year old one direction fan?
#146 - odio
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#135 - swedishassassin ONLINE
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(01/18/2013) [-]
In response to the quote.... Russia was **** with its economy in the Middle Ages...
#141 to #135 - angelusprimus [OP]
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Actually in MIDDLE ages Russia was very strong economically. It has built up its population (still fairly sparse compared to europe) created powerful military and was expanding.
Russia only started lagging behind in Reneissance and fell behind during early moden era because they wouldn't give up serfdom.
#150 to #141 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
russia was never strong economically, until they expanded to the european border which wasnt until around the 1500's and 1600's and even then, because of the placement of their contry they had nothing to trade with other contries. if your going o try to be a smartass, please make sure your right.
#170 to #150 - angelusprimus [OP]
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You could listen to your own advice.
After the plague. thats late 14th century, that left european economy in shambles Russia was hit much less then western europe, due to sparser population and better hygiene (steam baths) Russia was much less hit.
Since Russian peasantry was hardly hit at all, Russia became a main exporter of grain to Germanies, Denmark and what we would call Netherlands today.
That and quick expansion of amber mining created a boom with Russian nobility and helping Grund Dutchy of Muscovy grow, expand and setting up its developement into Russian Empire in mid 16th century.
History isn't ever simple. Keep learning.
#73 - levchenko
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(01/18/2013) [-]
The Russian term is Baboshka*
#75 to #73 - synapse
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(01/18/2013) [-]
^this
#60 - evilwheatleycore
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#25 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Right, because all rocks weigh EXACTLY the same based on volume.



Density? Lol what medieval alchemist/witch doctor have you been learning from?
#70 to #25 - muchasmarcos
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(01/18/2013) [-]
You try to lift any of those two rocks and then you may speak.
#131 to #70 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Actually, he raised a valid point. One of the rocks may be denser than the other.
#194 to #131 - muchasmarcos
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(01/18/2013) [-]
So does it matter that much if the guy there is lifting a 120kg granite rock and the grandma is lifting ''only'' a 90kg dolomite rock...
#130 - fancys
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I too have a framed picture of spongebob screaming "Overtime?"
#107 - deaththroes
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#24 - iamphoenix
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Except that rock probably weighs 500 lbs and he's spent the last few days lifting cars.
#22 - carlsagouin
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I think snap city is a pretty cool guy. Eh lifts weigths with poor form doesn't afraid of anything.