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#22 - aconfuseddonut (01/18/2013) [-]
My dick's nickname is Rustle The Love Muscle
User avatar #119 to #22 - mlprapist (01/18/2013) [-]
i simply refer to mine as orgasm dispenser
#118 to #22 - rubenvd (01/18/2013) [-]
Zeus Brutus Maximus reporting in.
User avatar #113 to #22 - luckiestcharms (01/18/2013) [-]
I call mine Rodzilla. Although this one girl tried to name it Princess Sophia (from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)
User avatar #30 to #22 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm going to plagiarize that for my own comedic purposes, thank you.
#20 - cheesymondo (01/18/2013) [-]
Just broke up with my GFluxOverDrive today, she called it the doctor.
#19 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
My ex nicknamed my penis Derp. Now I feel weird everytime I read a rage comic.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - tony (01/18/2013) [-]
mine was nicknamed Neo...
#18 - monkeyyninja (01/18/2013) [-]
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#17 - theaveragenader (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - nigelthornberries (01/17/2013) [-]
**nigelthornberries rolls 618,930,386**
User avatar #14 - PITmySHANTS (01/17/2013) [-]
ohhhh so thats why they always make 'dark matter' sound so scary on tv..
User avatar #12 - happygrowman (01/17/2013) [-]
cheer up. thats only a small matter.
#10 - illusiveman (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - anonslayer (01/17/2013) [-]
**anonslayer rolls 273,556,281**
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonslayer (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - anonslayer (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #9 - mrseaunicorn (01/17/2013) [-]
why
#4 - grazy (01/17/2013) [-]
if pun I see what you did

if serious I feel for you bro but remember if she is going to dump you over that **** she aint worth it. you need somebody who will respect you not just some immature girl who is not willing to understand you
User avatar #3 - henkekalmar **User deleted account** (01/17/2013) [-]
For stupid people that did not get this joke.
Let's check it out.


I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis.

Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take ---->Matters<---- into my own hands.

" Matters " is his nickname.
User avatar #15 to #3 - defeats (01/17/2013) [-]
"Matters" is now my nickname for you.
Care to tell everyone why?
User avatar #1 - fjmod (01/17/2013) [-]
The nickname doesn't make you creepy. The fact that you asked if we want to help is what makes you creepy..
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