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#83 - SILENCEnight (01/18/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2580931 at FJ RPG ** ever heard of dark matter?
User avatar #121 to #83 - departed (01/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hear it has more mass.
User avatar #82 - Rockaman (01/18/2013) [-]
A friend with benefits named mine Mjolnir, as I look and sound quite a lot like Thor (which is a nickname of mine) and she tends to be pretty hammered when we shag!
#80 - wrigcon (01/18/2013) [-]
what are you gonna do now that shes gone bro?!
User avatar #79 - superfudge (01/18/2013) [-]
OP it is Flu season. Having strangers helping you out would only make Matters worse
User avatar #78 - drunkhippie (01/18/2013) [-]
Lol my girlfriend and I named my penis together...
#76 - daftpunkisme (01/18/2013) [-]
i hope she didnt name it mr.echidna...

(they have four heads, go on google it)
#74 - thisnick (01/18/2013) [-]
"Anything else, sir?"
"Nothing else, Matters"
User avatar #73 - werethwldgoosgoes (01/18/2013) [-]
My next tattoo shall be trouble written length wise on my shaft. So that when it gets hard its gonna be 'big trouble'
User avatar #72 - peapodsarecool (01/18/2013) [-]
When flacid, my penis is mild mannered Bruce Banner. But when ERECT, IT IS THE MIGHTY Bruce Banner when he is sexually aroused.
#71 - catkids (01/18/2013) [-]
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang." - Brian Fantana; Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
User avatar #70 - BerwindTwentyFour (01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend decided to name me penis... Before we were dating.

I'm gonna go play with Toni now.
+1
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#66 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
my gf loves the name of mine, bubbles, cause who doesnt love to blow bubbles.
Its funnier because I'm not joking
User avatar #84 to #66 - dustyshane (01/18/2013) [-]
I knew a guy in Highschool who named his Tonsils, I asked hwy and he said " that's where it's gonna be".
User avatar #81 to #66 - TheGreenPumpkin (01/18/2013) [-]
everyone thumb up his anon comment since he forgot to log in.
User avatar #67 to #66 - tehlance (01/18/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in
#64 - Yojimbo (01/18/2013) [-]
< Name penis "Whiskers"
< Talk and brag about Whiskers shamelessly.
< Everyone thinks I own some amazing cat
< "Whiskers learned a new trick today!" "Oh how I love to give Whiskers attention!"
< MFW guests at my house ask where Whiskers is and I can tell them "I'm sure she's close by, she doesn't really like coming out in public."
< MFW this story is obviously not true
< MFW MFW
User avatar #63 - jebcys (01/18/2013) [-]
I named mine Mobydick when I was 8
User avatar #58 - blueskull (01/18/2013) [-]
I call mine Biggy smalls,
#59 to #58 - Digitalphear (01/18/2013) [-]
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I call mine Smally Smalls
User avatar #75 to #59 - herpaderpnugget (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh fuck my sides...
#57 - jcortess (01/18/2013) [-]
did you call him matter?
User avatar #56 - luiselvergas (01/18/2013) [-]
i just call mine "he"
User avatar #55 - joshlols (01/18/2013) [-]
My ex named mine Joey.
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