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#127 - poutinesalad (01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend of over a year actually dumped me today through text messages while I was at work.

User avatar #135 to #127 - Akafuhrer (01/18/2013) [-]
****** happen to me before. **** Text messages.
#125 - martialbrony (01/18/2013) [-]
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I call mine Jim.

Because Jim.
#124 - liftplus (01/18/2013) [-]
mine's called bubbles because everyone loves blowing bubbles
mine's called bubbles because everyone loves blowing bubbles
#120 - ykaliber (01/18/2013) [-]
Me and Lord Dickatron the III find that very funny
#114 - krome (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#112 - connorsg (01/18/2013) [-]
i think im going to nickname my peck pablo
i think im going to nickname my peck pablo
User avatar #122 to #112 - thegamerslife ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
you may want to take a look at "the fall of little red riding hood" first. O_O
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#110 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#107 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
nicely playrd.
#104 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
This ******* guy.
User avatar #101 - GhandisPimpCane (01/18/2013) [-]
Mines Johnny so when im having sex with my gf i can say "here's johnny"
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#100 - adxminisgay **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #138 to #100 - isomeras (01/18/2013) [-]
Penis.
#99 - ferruccio (01/18/2013) [-]
My penis is called Doppelkupplungsgriebe.
My penis is called Doppelkupplungsgriebe.
User avatar #109 to #99 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/18/2013) [-]
I get it, it's because when she says "Wow! That's a mouthful!" you can make a sly face and say "Yes, it IS!"
User avatar #103 to #99 - moevleboevle (01/18/2013) [-]
that is french right?
User avatar #105 to #103 - ferruccio (01/18/2013) [-]
Yes, it means cheese.
User avatar #106 to #105 - moevleboevle (01/18/2013) [-]
I thought so!
#96 - ookichinchindesu ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Excalibur
#91 - dullusername (01/18/2013) [-]
MFW Matters is the name of his penis.
#111 to #91 - mrcocoabeans (01/18/2013) [-]
i can see what you're getting at..... but thats not the joke
i can see what you're getting at..... but thats not the joke
User avatar #116 to #111 - viscerys (01/18/2013) [-]
It's not?
#89 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
People hate it when I put Words in their mouths.

During a particularly heated interaction with my ex girlfriend, she left claiming "your Words hurt me"

Linguists and scientists have fundamentally different use and views on Words.

I hate it when I get confused and get my Words all mixed up.

... you get the point.
#88 - pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [-]
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
#92 to #88 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
icecream's not that bad...
User avatar #93 to #92 - pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [-]
icecream is delicious.
#94 to #93 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
i want icecream most in the winter, but my freezer doesnt work so i cant buy myself a tub. and around here its pretty pricey for an individual serving :( so i just eat yogurt and pretend its soft icecream
User avatar #95 to #94 - pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [-]
aw <:(
#97 to #95 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
tonight im having jello with greek yogurt on top. had greek yogurt for the first time this morning. omg im hooked! nothing compared to icecream though
#98 to #97 - duckslikegrapestoo (01/18/2013) [-]
that last part is a lie, its pretty much icecream... just not frozen...
#115 to #98 - youxbarstard (01/18/2013) [-]
Man today is just full of feels D=
#86 - femf (01/18/2013) [-]
well you have important Matters to take care of and she doesn't seem to want to take part of any of it
User avatar #85 - ddpk (01/18/2013) [-]
Nice, hope it was worth it. haha
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